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Junior Officer with Laspistol





South Africa

He kills people!Oh and I guess if he wanted to he could kill a mountain lion.

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Gutrencha's Space Hulk

ATTTAAACCKKKK!!!!
[Thumb - Dank+Cow.jpg]


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Nightwatch wrote:Why do we always have to get so graphic?
(sorry for the horrible pun, it was hanging open there)


   
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Gutrencha's Space Hulk

ahahaha

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South Africa

Because getting graphic is fun!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47fBG6ig0Ng

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Minnesota

I can't believe the thread went this long without:


Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
 
   
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Gutrencha's Space Hulk

RPC! Awesome! Do they have those in the army? (Because they need 'em)

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Nailz94 wrote:RPC! Awesome! Do they have those in the army? (Because they need 'em)


Almost

   
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South Africa

Another cool weapon:




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Damn posted mine the same time as yours,*Facepalm!

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"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Rofl...

Great minds think alike?
   
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South Africa

jp400 wrote:Rofl...

Great minds think alike?


Yes,or perhaps madness leads to more madness.

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Made in za
Junior Officer with Laspistol





South Africa

Oh so you hear the voices to?

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Made in us
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Voices? It became one voice a loooooooooooong time ago.
   
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The Great State of Texas

I am not worthy JP400...

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
 
   
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South Africa

jp400 wrote:Voices? It became one voice a loooooooooooong time ago.



Well I have a large collection.The loudest one always wants me to eat an Ipod shuffle!

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Gutrencha's Space Hulk

ahahahaha you crazy people

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The Great State of Texas


-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
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The Voice inside my head is telling me to cut up a dry sponge, cover the bits with Penut butter, and feed them to the neighbors dog who wont stop barking at night.

Bits grow blocking the intestines..... dog dies.... Silent night.... holy night........Allllllllll is calm............. Alllllll is right.



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The Great State of Texas

Not funny.

Not dog's fault. Owner's fault.

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
 
   
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Minnesota

Just use a cinderblock like everyone else.



(True Fact: Google spellchecker lists "Scientology" as a possible spelling of "cinderblock".)

Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
 
   
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South Africa

Is it just me or has this thread gone too far off topic?

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Made in za
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South Africa





"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
 
   
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London, England





sA

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"And what is wrong with their life? What on earth is less reprehensible than the life of the Levovs?"
- American Pastoral, Philip Roth

Oh, Death was never enemy of ours!
We laughed at him, we leagued with him, old chum.
No soldier's paid to kick against His powers.
We laughed - knowing that better men would come,
And greater wars: when each proud fighter brags
He wars on Death, for lives; not men, for flags. 
   
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South Africa

Communist LOL WUT bean FTW!

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Spitsbergen

This thread is discriminating against Mountain lions and damage perpetuated against the Mountain Lion community by this thread is unacceptable. The Anti Mountain Lion Defamation League (AMLDL), the National Association for the Advancement of Mountain Lions (NAAML), and several other Mountain Lion Rights groups have expressed their deepest disapproval of this thread and there are hints of further measures to be taken.

AMDML president on the issue: "Specieism is a real problem that demands real solutions. Mountain Lions are the same as you and me, they have feelings too."

Chair of the NAAML: " mew mew, yawn (swats at ball of yarn), mew. . . ROARRRR!!! (eats journalist), urp. . ."


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Mountain lions make great pets.



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That chainsaw toting marine is a wimp. this mule doesn't need anything but it's mouth to defend itself.

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That chainsaw toting marine is a wimp. this mule doesn't need anything but it's mouth to defend itself.



Now if I had to take on a mountain lion I would be packin' something with a little more heat than a chainsaw. . .

That should take care of a mountain lion no problem.


























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Houston

"It's very, very rare" for lions to attack, said Wyoming Game and Fish spokesman Warren Mischke. "We're still trying to investigate why this lion would behave this way."

Umm. It was starving? Dying of hunger tends to make animals do strange things, like.. attack creatures that could possibly fill their bellys. Or whack them with chainsaws.


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The Great State of Texas

That is a mule you don't mess with.

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
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**Sigh**

That soldier isnt a Marine... Jarheads wear that Marpat Junk and they dont wear Airborne Berets:



Also soldiers are not wimps... in fact we have alot in common with mules:



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