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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/22 20:55:50
Subject: man fights a mountain lion with a chainsaw
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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He kills people!Oh and I guess if he wanted to he could kill a mountain lion.
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"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/22 20:56:55
Subject: Re:man fights a mountain lion with a chainsaw
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Brainy Zoanthrope
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ATTTAAACCKKKK!!!!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/22 21:00:39
Subject: man fights a mountain lion with a chainsaw
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Nightwatch wrote:Why do we always have to get so graphic?
(sorry for the horrible pun, it was hanging open there)
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/22 21:01:28
Subject: man fights a mountain lion with a chainsaw
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Brainy Zoanthrope
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ahahaha
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/22 21:04:01
Subject: man fights a mountain lion with a chainsaw
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/07/22 21:05:50
"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/22 21:06:40
Subject: man fights a mountain lion with a chainsaw
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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I can't believe the thread went this long without:
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/22 21:11:36
Subject: man fights a mountain lion with a chainsaw
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Brainy Zoanthrope
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RPC! Awesome! Do they have those in the army? (Because they need 'em)
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/22 21:15:11
Subject: man fights a mountain lion with a chainsaw
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Nailz94 wrote:RPC! Awesome! Do they have those in the army? (Because they need 'em)
Almost
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/22 21:16:31
Subject: man fights a mountain lion with a chainsaw
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Another cool weapon:
Automatically Appended Next Post: Damn posted mine the same time as yours,*Facepalm!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/07/22 21:16:59
"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/22 21:18:18
Subject: man fights a mountain lion with a chainsaw
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Rofl...
Great minds think alike?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/22 21:21:01
Subject: man fights a mountain lion with a chainsaw
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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jp400 wrote:Rofl...
Great minds think alike?
Yes,or perhaps madness leads to more madness.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/07/22 21:22:30
"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/22 21:27:58
Subject: Re:man fights a mountain lion with a chainsaw
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/22 21:36:59
Subject: man fights a mountain lion with a chainsaw
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Oh so you hear the voices to?
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"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/22 21:49:17
Subject: man fights a mountain lion with a chainsaw
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Voices? It became one voice a loooooooooooong time ago.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/22 21:52:07
Subject: man fights a mountain lion with a chainsaw
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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I am not worthy JP400...
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/22 21:54:29
Subject: man fights a mountain lion with a chainsaw
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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jp400 wrote:Voices? It became one voice a loooooooooooong time ago. 
Well I have a large collection.The loudest one always wants me to eat an Ipod shuffle!
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"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/22 21:58:42
Subject: man fights a mountain lion with a chainsaw
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Brainy Zoanthrope
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ahahahaha you crazy people
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/22 22:08:20
Subject: man fights a mountain lion with a chainsaw
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/22 22:29:49
Subject: Re:man fights a mountain lion with a chainsaw
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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The Voice inside my head is telling me to cut up a dry sponge, cover the bits with Penut butter, and feed them to the neighbors dog who wont stop barking at night.
Bits grow blocking the intestines..... dog dies.... Silent night.... holy night........Allllllllll is calm............. Alllllll is right.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/07/22 22:34:43
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/22 22:44:22
Subject: man fights a mountain lion with a chainsaw
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Not funny.
Not dog's fault. Owner's fault.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/22 22:52:50
Subject: man fights a mountain lion with a chainsaw
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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Just use a cinderblock like everyone else.
(True Fact: Google spellchecker lists "Scientology" as a possible spelling of "cinderblock".)
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/23 07:16:44
Subject: man fights a mountain lion with a chainsaw
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Is it just me or has this thread gone too far off topic?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/07/23 07:17:10
"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/23 07:18:50
Subject: Re:man fights a mountain lion with a chainsaw
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/23 07:21:43
Subject: Re:man fights a mountain lion with a chainsaw
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/23 09:57:41
Subject: man fights a mountain lion with a chainsaw
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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sA
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/07/23 10:01:49
My Loyalist P&M Log, Irkutsk 24th
"And what is wrong with their life? What on earth is less reprehensible than the life of the Levovs?"
- American Pastoral, Philip Roth
Oh, Death was never enemy of ours!
We laughed at him, we leagued with him, old chum.
No soldier's paid to kick against His powers.
We laughed - knowing that better men would come,
And greater wars: when each proud fighter brags
He wars on Death, for lives; not men, for flags. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/23 12:05:29
Subject: man fights a mountain lion with a chainsaw
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Communist LOL WUT bean FTW!
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"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/23 13:48:54
Subject: Re:man fights a mountain lion with a chainsaw
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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This thread is discriminating against Mountain lions and damage perpetuated against the Mountain Lion community by this thread is unacceptable. The Anti Mountain Lion Defamation League (AMLDL), the National Association for the Advancement of Mountain Lions (NAAML), and several other Mountain Lion Rights groups have expressed their deepest disapproval of this thread and there are hints of further measures to be taken.
AMDML president on the issue: "Specieism is a real problem that demands real solutions. Mountain Lions are the same as you and me, they have feelings too."
Chair of the NAAML: " mew mew, yawn (swats at ball of yarn), mew. . . ROARRRR!!! (eats journalist), urp. . ."
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Mountain lions make great pets.
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That chainsaw toting marine is a wimp. this mule doesn't need anything but it's mouth to defend itself.
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That chainsaw toting marine is a wimp. this mule doesn't need anything but it's mouth to defend itself.
Now if I had to take on a mountain lion I would be packin' something with a little more heat than a chainsaw. . .
That should take care of a mountain lion no problem.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/23 14:51:57
Subject: man fights a mountain lion with a chainsaw
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Crazed Zealot
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"It's very, very rare" for lions to attack, said Wyoming Game and Fish spokesman Warren Mischke. "We're still trying to investigate why this lion would behave this way."
Umm. It was starving? Dying of hunger tends to make animals do strange things, like.. attack creatures that could possibly fill their bellys. Or whack them with chainsaws.
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My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre and that I am therefore excused from saving universes.
(Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe)
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/23 14:56:34
Subject: man fights a mountain lion with a chainsaw
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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That is a mule you don't mess with.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/23 20:23:48
Subject: Re:man fights a mountain lion with a chainsaw
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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**Sigh**
That soldier isnt a Marine... Jarheads wear that Marpat Junk and they dont wear Airborne Berets:
Also soldiers are not wimps... in fact we have alot in common with mules:
Army Strong!!
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