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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/19 21:23:42
Subject: Re:What's worse? Getting caught by Dark Eldar or Emperor's Children?
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Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos
Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.
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There are Worse thing's out there then Troll's
*Cackles hysterically*
But seriously let's go back to topic ok guy's?
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I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts
Slaves to Darkness.3k
Word Bearers 2500k
Daemons of Chaos
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/19 21:30:34
Subject: What's worse? Getting caught by Dark Eldar or Emperor's Children?
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
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back on topic.......... AGAIN!
to tell th truth, EC are just obsessed with
1)prefection
2)loud music
3)COCAINE!!!
Its the cultists (and deamon(et)s) that follow them around that you have to worry about, personally, I think the DE would be worse, they do slanneshi... things AND are the ultimate tortuers.
so Slannesh>DE>EC
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6000 points IG, Leviathins 8th company, (store regiment) 60% painted
4500 points Empire 80-90% painted!
2500 Ogres 2% painted
WIP Biker Battle Company 95% painted
2500 Points Isstavan Drop site massacre Iron Hands (still waiting for dat codex)
I managed to play a 1750 point game with minimal proxieing on the first day DE came out. go me!
The Gutterballers, a relatively successfull BloodBowl team
Oh, and Howard's Faildar
4000 points Adeptus Titanicus |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/19 21:33:47
Subject: What's worse? Getting caught by Dark Eldar or Emperor's Children?
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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AGREED
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/19 21:34:47
Subject: Re:What's worse? Getting caught by Dark Eldar or Emperor's Children?
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Nervous Hellblaster Crewman
in your house touching your stuff eating your food
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first dark eldar don't tourture to stay away from slaneesh they do it out of sher enjoyment they belive that the only reason there is other races in the galaxy is becase they are toys given to them by the gods and on several occasions dark eldar have been known to worship the chaos gods
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every day we lose a pit of our selves
every hour we lose a bit of our humanity
every minute we lose a bit of our lives
and every seconed we lose a bit of our world.
why will tommorow be any better.
eldar 3000 points |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/19 21:37:00
Subject: What's worse? Getting caught by Dark Eldar or Emperor's Children?
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
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back on topic.......... AGAIN!
to tell th truth, EC are just obsessed with
1)prefection
2)loud music
3)COCAINE!!!
Its the cultists (and deamon(et)s) that follow them around that you have to worry about, personally, I think the DE would be worse, they do slanneshi... things AND are the ultimate tortuers.
so Slannesh>DE>EC
EDIT: double post
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/08/20 00:00:11
6000 points IG, Leviathins 8th company, (store regiment) 60% painted
4500 points Empire 80-90% painted!
2500 Ogres 2% painted
WIP Biker Battle Company 95% painted
2500 Points Isstavan Drop site massacre Iron Hands (still waiting for dat codex)
I managed to play a 1750 point game with minimal proxieing on the first day DE came out. go me!
The Gutterballers, a relatively successfull BloodBowl team
Oh, and Howard's Faildar
4000 points Adeptus Titanicus |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/19 21:38:02
Subject: Re:What's worse? Getting caught by Dark Eldar or Emperor's Children?
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Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos
Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.
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Hmm.
Well just remember IT'S POWERED BY COCAINE! Automatically Appended Next Post: I hear all sort's of different thing's on the DE but a lot of people told me they are afraid of Slannesh.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/08/19 21:39:56
I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts
Slaves to Darkness.3k
Word Bearers 2500k
Daemons of Chaos
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/19 21:45:23
Subject: What's worse? Getting caught by Dark Eldar or Emperor's Children?
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Nervous Hellblaster Crewman
in your house touching your stuff eating your food
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Heck master humoculi have learned how to bring you back from pretty much dead just to tourture you again but as for EC they will get board after awile and just kill you as for DE if they get board(which is almost never) they will put you in tanks filled with wierd liqued which keeps you alive and in intense pain. so I vote for DE.
and yes most dark eldar are afraid of slaneesh but some worship her and some are even still loyal to their craftworld
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/08/19 21:47:13
every day we lose a pit of our selves
every hour we lose a bit of our humanity
every minute we lose a bit of our lives
and every seconed we lose a bit of our world.
why will tommorow be any better.
eldar 3000 points |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/19 21:58:08
Subject: Re:What's worse? Getting caught by Dark Eldar or Emperor's Children?
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Sinewy Scourge
Murfreesboro, TN
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Um Dark Eldar by a LOOOONG shot. They have the haemonculi, beings whose sole purpose in life has become the art of torture. They know more about anatomy and how to use it to hurt you then any other being in the galaxy. For the EC your something to have fun with, but to the Haemonculi, your an instrument that screams, and they know just how to play you.
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"I'm not much for prejudice, I prefer to judge people by whats inside, and how much fun it is to get to those insides." - Unknown Haemonculi |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/19 23:20:09
Subject: What's worse? Getting caught by Dark Eldar or Emperor's Children?
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
Ultramargerita bar
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You should know gardeth.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/20 04:03:42
Subject: Re:What's worse? Getting caught by Dark Eldar or Emperor's Children?
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Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos
Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.
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Well he is a Deadly Dark Eldar Warrior after all.
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I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts
Slaves to Darkness.3k
Word Bearers 2500k
Daemons of Chaos
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/20 06:41:11
Subject: What's worse? Getting caught by Dark Eldar or Emperor's Children?
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Member of the Malleus
San Francisco Bay, CA, Ancient Terra, Sol System
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DARK ELDAR. Humans are have insuffiecient levels of intelligence to provide torture as great as the Dark Eldar. The only person to ever escape comorragh stated that even after the tortures, his pain grew worse and worse every time he moved (that meant breathing, too.) Emperor's Children enjoy you, but to the Dark Eldar, you're a toy. Torture is their life.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/20 07:13:02
Subject: What's worse? Getting caught by Dark Eldar or Emperor's Children?
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Nervous Hellblaster Crewman
in your house touching your stuff eating your food
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I thought they let him go to strike fear into others not escaping
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every day we lose a pit of our selves
every hour we lose a bit of our humanity
every minute we lose a bit of our lives
and every seconed we lose a bit of our world.
why will tommorow be any better.
eldar 3000 points |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/20 07:15:53
Subject: What's worse? Getting caught by Dark Eldar or Emperor's Children?
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Member of the Malleus
San Francisco Bay, CA, Ancient Terra, Sol System
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Nope. He escaped.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/20 08:18:48
Subject: What's worse? Getting caught by Dark Eldar or Emperor's Children?
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Nervous Hellblaster Crewman
in your house touching your stuff eating your food
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Its a shame he killed himself thoe I like the parts from his books talking about how evil and mean the dark eldar are it filled my heart with glee
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every day we lose a pit of our selves
every hour we lose a bit of our humanity
every minute we lose a bit of our lives
and every seconed we lose a bit of our world.
why will tommorow be any better.
eldar 3000 points |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/20 08:29:10
Subject: What's worse? Getting caught by Dark Eldar or Emperor's Children?
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Sureshot Kroot Hunter
Australia
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I'd say dark eldar. You'll either get tortured by the haemonculi or get thrown into a pit and fight wyches and the warp beasts. For EC they'll rape ya then deamonettes will eat you.
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"What do you think my A stands for France?!" ultimate captain america
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/20 08:36:30
Subject: What's worse? Getting caught by Dark Eldar or Emperor's Children?
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Ground Crew
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rules 1 & 2
also Dark Eldar would be worse, they are the original hedonists
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63rd Barian Cadre - Work In Progress 0% complete |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/20 08:39:35
Subject: Re:What's worse? Getting caught by Dark Eldar or Emperor's Children?
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Nurgle Veteran Marine with the Flu
Pennsylvania, USA
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Just a note, Dark Eldar collect prisoners to stave off Slaanesh's grip on their souls(ie trading the prisoner's soul for theirs to get a little more life). The worst thing that can happen to you is to be given to the dark eldar "scientists" the haemonculi (especially urien rakarth): http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Haemonculi . The emperor's children at least have a pleasure side to them, not solely pain. You may even be offered to join the EC(or at least become a cultist) if you can pretend to be as crazy as they are. The dark eldar would never give you that option and the only reason they took you in the first place is to either torture you for fun or to sacrifice your soul, otherwise you would be killed on the battlefield.
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In the embrace of the great Nurgle, I am no longer afraid, for with His pestilential favour I have become that which I once most feared: Death.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/20 09:26:09
Subject: What's worse? Getting caught by Dark Eldar or Emperor's Children?
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Ancient Venerable Black Templar Dreadnought
Where ever the Emperor needs his eyes
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Link removed by moderator.
I'll just leave this here...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/20 09:50:44
Subject: What's worse? Getting caught by Dark Eldar or Emperor's Children?
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Killer Klaivex
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BrotherStynier wrote:Link removed by moderator.
I'll just leave this here...
Ah, remember the shock I generated by posting that once? I was also tempted to post the Rapecrons story, but that might be a tad NSFW.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/20 09:56:06
Subject: What's worse? Getting caught by Dark Eldar or Emperor's Children?
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Getting caught by Dark Eldar would be worse. If you're cuaght be EC you might get lucky. With DE it's just gonna hurt and you're getting nothing out of it. Automatically Appended Next Post:
@Stynier:...you Son of B**ch...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/08/20 09:57:38
Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/20 10:40:24
Subject: What's worse? Getting caught by Dark Eldar or Emperor's Children?
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Furious Fire Dragon
ROK
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Sanchez01 wrote:redeem yourself? you would have to permanently destroy the 4chan servers
Do you realize the chaos that would spread worldwide as the filth (I mean that in a good way) started to actually go to other websites? And god only knows what would happen if they went into the public. Yes, leave them to their precious's. I am so glad I escaped that place.
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Nothing currently, got out of the hobby, maybe getting back in? |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/20 10:46:05
Subject: What's worse? Getting caught by Dark Eldar or Emperor's Children?
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Ancient Venerable Black Templar Dreadnought
Where ever the Emperor needs his eyes
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Cheese Elemental wrote:BrotherStynier wrote:Link removed by moderator.
I'll just leave this here...
Ah, remember the shock I generated by posting that once? I was also tempted to post the Rapecrons story, but that might be a tad NSFW.
If I'm remembering the right posting of it then yes good times.
Emperors Faithful wrote:
@Stynier:...you Son of B**ch...
You are quite welcome my good Sir, quite welcome.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/20 10:50:52
Subject: What's worse? Getting caught by Dark Eldar or Emperor's Children?
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Just joking, mate.
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/20 10:58:15
Subject: What's worse? Getting caught by Dark Eldar or Emperor's Children?
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Ancient Venerable Black Templar Dreadnought
Where ever the Emperor needs his eyes
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Oh and here I was all excited that I destroyed another piece of your childhood.
Well I guess its back to the shadows to plot, plan, scheme and plot again.
YOU HAVEN'T HERD THE LAST OF ME EF!
*Poof of smoke, and brimstone*
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/20 11:06:20
Subject: What's worse? Getting caught by Dark Eldar or Emperor's Children?
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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I'd seen it before (Thank you, cheese. end sarcasm)
You can't ruin your life from the same link twice. (Well, if you're dum enough to read all of it again just mabye)
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/20 11:28:57
Subject: What's worse? Getting caught by Dark Eldar or Emperor's Children?
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Ancient Venerable Black Templar Dreadnought
Where ever the Emperor needs his eyes
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Be glad I can't find the link I'm looking for...
Cheese I may need you assistance...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/20 12:13:51
Subject: Re:What's worse? Getting caught by Dark Eldar or Emperor's Children?
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Sword-Wielding Bloodletter of Khorne
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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!
SKULLS FOR HIS SKULL THRONE!!!
3000pts
500pts
You just couldn't handle the truth. God knows why anyone would want that cookie anyway. I can only imagine what foul demons possess such a thing as to make it stand on its side like that. I prefer my cookies horizontal and without eternal damnation. - Ridcully
Either that or take a 4+ cover save from all of GW's red tape blocking LoS to the way to play it. - Kitzz |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/20 12:19:03
Subject: Re:What's worse? Getting caught by Dark Eldar or Emperor's Children?
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Ancient Venerable Black Templar Dreadnought
Where ever the Emperor needs his eyes
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I just wanted to let you know I cherished every second of reading this post, so much so that I read it again, and again and again.
Until I remembered this [url=Link removed by moderator...[/url]
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Oh and never mind Cheese, I found what I was looking for.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/20 12:41:23
Subject: Re:What's worse? Getting caught by Dark Eldar or Emperor's Children?
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Sword-Wielding Bloodletter of Khorne
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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!
SKULLS FOR HIS SKULL THRONE!!!
3000pts
500pts
You just couldn't handle the truth. God knows why anyone would want that cookie anyway. I can only imagine what foul demons possess such a thing as to make it stand on its side like that. I prefer my cookies horizontal and without eternal damnation. - Ridcully
Either that or take a 4+ cover save from all of GW's red tape blocking LoS to the way to play it. - Kitzz |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/20 12:48:26
Subject: What's worse? Getting caught by Dark Eldar or Emperor's Children?
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Ancient Venerable Black Templar Dreadnought
Where ever the Emperor needs his eyes
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BEWARE HERE BE PROMOTIONS!
Link removed by moderator.
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