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Who Wins? Zombies or Mummies?
Zombies 18% [ 9 ]
Mummies 36% [ 18 ]
No matter who wins we lose 22% [ 11 ]
I don't understand how this has anything to do with strawberries, at all! 24% [ 12 ]
Total Votes : 50
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Decrepit Dakkanaut






Omadon's Realm

darkkt wrote:Clearly Zombies for the win as they are backed by Robert Smith? (the question mark is part of his name, not a query).



Ah the question mark... I had thought for a moment that 80s Joker-alike Cure frontman and proponent of oversized knitwear, Robert 'Boys don't cry' Smith had lent his support to the zombie cause.



 
   
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Potent Possessed Daemonvessel






statu wrote:mummies would kill the zombies, all the mummies would have to do is bring a cd player/ipod/any music playing thing, and play 'thriller'


*Rolls eyes*.
I still don't see how this has anything to do with strawberries.
   
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Fireknife Shas'el






Richmond, VA

I figure flamethrowers will deal with the mummies, and decapitation works on the Zombies

 
   
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Killer Klaivex






Forever alone

No man, you beat zombies with TNT. Chuck a few sticks in and you've got yourself undead sauce.

People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. 
   
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Apprehensive Inquisitorial Apprentice





Zombies-headshot
Mummies-Flamethrower
its a toughie but i still can't find the strawberries

Look into your corrupted heart heretic and try to find forgiveness. For the one thing that shall save your soul is the flame of the Emporers gaze  
   
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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

Cheese Elemental wrote:No man, you beat zombies with TNT. Chuck a few sticks in and you've got yourself undead sauce.

Not unless the explosion results in the destruction of the brain, the blast may blow off limbs,shatter bone,even blow bodies in half,but so long as the brain functions so will the zombie,although perhaps in a slightly squisher form,so "undead sauce" may be accurate in certian cases.

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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.

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Killer Klaivex






Forever alone

Zombies can't do gak when they're in a dozen bits all over the place.

People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. 
   
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Apprehensive Inquisitorial Apprentice





But unless the brain is gone cheese the body parts still live

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Killer Klaivex






Forever alone

Yeah, but those body parts can't do diddly squat.

People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. 
   
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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

Cheese Elemental wrote:Yeah, but those body parts can't do diddly squat.

Well,just pulling an example off the top of my head, in the book World war Z, the U.S. military unleash some pretty fearsome wepons upon a zombie horde,ordanance far more powerful than TNT,and though the zombies suffer some "casaulties",the army was over run,simply because the blast,while blowing pieces off the zombies,did not destroy the brains.


"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.

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Plastictrees



UK

Cheese Elemental wrote:Yeah, but those body parts can't do diddly squat.


Think about it, room full of zombie body parts, place about to explode. Survivers run to the door.
There nearly out but suddenly! A hand comes out and grabs the ankle of the last surviver, her friends try to come back but are blocked by burning rubble.

WARBOSS TZOO wrote:Grab your club, hit her over the head, and drag her back to your cave. The classics are classic for a reason.
 
   
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Forever alone

Lord-Loss wrote:
Cheese Elemental wrote:Yeah, but those body parts can't do diddly squat.


Think about it, room full of zombie body parts, place about to explode. Survivers run to the door.
There nearly out but suddenly! A hand comes out and grabs the ankle of the last surviver, her friends try to come back but are blocked by burning rubble.

The hand wouldn't be able to hold onto them because it wouldn't have the necessary muscles, nor would it have an impulse from the brain.

People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. 
   
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)




The Great State of Texas

FITZZ wrote:
Cheese Elemental wrote:Yeah, but those body parts can't do diddly squat.

Well,just pulling an example off the top of my head, in the book World war Z, the U.S. military unleash some pretty fearsome wepons upon a zombie horde,ordanance far more powerful than TNT,and though the zombies suffer some "casaulties",the army was over run,simply because the blast,while blowing pieces off the zombies,did not destroy the brains.

Then the book is crap. The shock wave would turn the brains, and most other soft tissue into a nice jellylike substance.

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
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Vulkan77 wrote:its a toughie but i still can't find the strawberries

It's like jazz, if you have to ask, you'll never get it.

In the dark future, there are skulls for everyone. But only the bad guys get spikes. And rivets for all, apparently welding was lost in the Dark Age of Technology. -from C.Borer 
   
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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

Frazzled wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
Cheese Elemental wrote:Yeah, but those body parts can't do diddly squat.

Well,just pulling an example off the top of my head, in the book World war Z, the U.S. military unleash some pretty fearsome wepons upon a zombie horde,ordanance far more powerful than TNT,and though the zombies suffer some "casaulties",the army was over run,simply because the blast,while blowing pieces off the zombies,did not destroy the brains.

Then the book is crap. The shock wave would turn the brains, and most other soft tissue into a nice jellylike substance.

Those were the "casaulties" the zombies suffered,the ones "killed" by the shock wave & those who were completely blown to pieces (obliterated by the blast).
However,those who were "injured" (limbs blown off,blown in half,bones reduced to powder from the explosions) but did not suffer enough trauma to destroy the brain,continued to march/crawl/squirm along.


"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.

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