The Problem: Chavs, Bogans, Gangstas the Solution thread

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**Anshal**

What about a Dakkdakka crusade against such people? Chain sword and bolters would mos likly stop them. Or perhaps train to become a Inqusitor?

**radiohazard**

I have a couple of Chav friends who I grew up with (I'm not even remotely Chav, Biker Redneck more than anything else) and they're both long term unemployed, heavy drinkers and don't do much with their lives. But they listen to Metal and are very very nice people.

It just proves being a Chav, don't make you an @$$hole.

I try not to label people, but if I was to label anyone who was remotely like what you guys think Chavs are, I would call them Thugs or as before @$$holes.

**Frazzled**

Lord-Loss wrote: The Problem: Chavs, Bogans, Gangstas the Solution thread

Dakka im sick of Chavs. I know that other countries have the same people but with different names, I will now give you a rundown of the different types of Chavs.

Type A. Kid Chav:

Kid chavs can be from 4-8 years old, its generaly not there fault there chavs but more there parents, brothers and sisters influence. There swear, spit and sometimes smoke. They wear trackies and football tops generally with white trainers. There a nuiscance and in a few year will become a fully fledged chav probably type C.

Type B. The “Ok” Chav:

These Chavs tend to just listen to the same music and dress the same as other Chavs, but they are actually proper human being. They don’t hate Goths, emos and are mostly nice people. We want to see more of these kind of chavs.

Type C. The thug Chav:

The thugs chavs are usually from 12-20 years old, there the real mean bastards. The ones that will beat, stab anyone who doesn’t dress how they like example, Goths and emo’s.
These are the real problems and tend to gather in large cities.
They don’t realy attend school and when they do, it doesn’t end well. They wear berrbery(spel?) more then the other Chavs and are usually evolved from Kid Chavs. I find most Type C chavs have a criminal record by the age of 15.

That’s Basically my overview of British chavs around The UK. If anyone would like to add something please ask and I will.

But this thread is more about solutions to this problem, are we going to have to kill them all or are there any alternatives?

Gather them together and ship them some place, like a giant island, far from the rest of civilization. Name it Chavalia.
I know its a novel idea and has never been done before.

**Jimi Nemesis**

Ouch Fraz, ouch

**Frazzled**

Jimi Nemesis wrote:Ouch Fraz, ouch

What? I think its a novel idea, not like its been done anywhere else.

**George Spiggott**

I checked on a map, there's no such place as 'Chavalia'. Therefore it's never been done before.

**FITZZ**

George Spiggott wrote:I checked on a map, there's no such place as 'Chavalia'. Therefore it's never been done before.

I belive there may have been an offical name change after the " Men at work/Newton John Act" of 1982.

**Frazzled**

I'd reply but I think someone is knocking at my door.

What can it be now, jeez.

**FITZZ**

Frazzled wrote:I'd reply but I think someone is knocking at my door.

What can it be now, jeez.

Well Frazz, if the guy at the door is 6 foot 4 and full of muscles and holding a vegamite sandwich, you might want to get your stick with a nail in it.

**SlaveToDorkness**

Especially if he says

"Let's get physical!"

**Frazzled**

Yea but do he speaka my language? Texan is pretty rare outside of Texas after all. Its not like we're talking about Brussels or anything.

**Emmkay**

Reintroduce conscription? I'd like to see the army on earth that could stop Neds trying to get to their bucky. (Glaswegian here if you can't tell)

**Shadowbrand**

That burger pizza... made me not eat for two days.