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2009/09/23 01:47:17
Subject: What if...
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Fanatic with Madcap Mushrooms
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Didn't think so.
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Some people play to win, some people play for fun. Me? I play to kill toy soldiers.
DR:90S++GMB++IPwh40k206#+D++A++/hWD350R+++T(S)DM+
WHFB, AoS, 40k, WM/H, Starship Troopers Miniatures, FoW
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2009/09/23 19:08:50
Subject: Re:What if...
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Potent Possessed Daemonvessel
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No.
The Emperor has died. TWICE!!!!
Now, before you get concerned and call the inquisition(EF seems to have something against me  ), let me explain. We all know the Emprah died during the Heresy-don't deny it, it's true.
Now, he has reincarnated once. Not as Gabriel, Kantor, Marneus, or Creed.
The Emperor reincarnated as..........Get ready for this............This is gonna be big..............
MAKARI THE GROT!!!!!!!!
How else do you explain a Grot with a 2+ inv save?
So yeah, Big E obviously was Makari. Then Ghazzie sat on him.
The end.
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2009/09/23 19:17:12
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Wrathful Warlord Titan Commander
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* Inquisition here. do not move. we will serve you in a few minutes. thank you *
So until he shows up,
 heresy
Our undying Emperor cant die.
So why do you fall for this lies about a dead emperor?
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Target locked,ready to fire  
            
In dedicatio imperatum ultra articulo mortis.
H.B.M.C :
We were wrong. It's not the 40k End Times. It's the Trademarkening.
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2009/09/23 20:05:56
Subject: Re:What if...
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Roarin' Runtherd
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I think that my lascannon has a few words to say, Inquisitor.
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2009/09/23 20:18:59
Subject: Re:What if...
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Wrathful Warlord Titan Commander
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Org wrote:I think that my lascannon has a few words to say, Inquisitor.
If youre regulary talk to your lascannon, this makes the machine spirit happy so let me hand your case over to the adeptus mechanicus.
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Target locked,ready to fire
In dedicatio imperatum ultra articulo mortis.
H.B.M.C :
We were wrong. It's not the 40k End Times. It's the Trademarkening.
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2009/09/23 20:49:47
Subject: What if...
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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I'm sure he does other things to the barrel of the lascannon to make it 'more happy'.
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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.
Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job.
Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.
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2009/09/23 22:16:33
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Roarin' Runtherd
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Sanctjud wrote:I'm sure he does other things to the barrel of the lascannon to make it 'more happy'.
....I hope you weren't taking that the way I think you are meaning but I COULD BE WRONG BUT I REALLY DOUBT IT.
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2009/09/25 04:29:49
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Mysterious Techpriest
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Actually, the Emperor got tired of being so fething heroic and saving people all the time so he reincarnated himself as Eldrad so he could be a dick to everyone.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/09/25 04:30:01
DQ:90S++G+M++B++I+Pw40k04+D++++A++/areWD-R+++T(M)DM+
2800pts Dark Angels
2000pts Adeptus Mechanicus
1850pts Imperial Guard
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2009/09/28 00:07:26
Subject: What if...
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
Ultramargerita bar
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@Org:What if...your insane?
But positively no.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/09/28 00:09:27
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2009/09/30 00:52:23
Subject: What if...
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Roarin' Runtherd
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penut the butter wrote:@Org:What if...your insane?
But positively no.
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Maybe. 
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2009/09/30 01:04:08
Subject: What if...
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Solahma
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I'm with mein freund 1hadhq, this is all ridiculous heresy. I vote we dub it the 999,999,999th Trollian Heresy.
On that note, new subject: What if . . . people took Dakka's background threads seriously?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/09/30 01:09:24
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2009/09/30 01:22:40
Subject: Re:What if...
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Roarin' Runtherd
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Im sorry.
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2009/09/30 12:55:17
Subject: What if...
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Manchu wrote:
On that note, new subject: What if . . . people took Dakka's background threads seriously?
Good GOD!!! 
We Are DOOMED! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!!!! 
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" 
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2009/10/01 19:46:48
Subject: What if...
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Potent Possessed Daemonvessel
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Emperors Faithful wrote:Manchu wrote:
On that note, new subject: What if . . . people took Dakka's background threads seriously?
Good GOD!!!
We Are DOOMED! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!!!!
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2009/10/01 19:51:25
Subject: What if...
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Fully-charged Electropriest
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Wow, I write in these forums all the time...but if folks started taking them seriously it could lead to the end of the bananadackery as we know it...
...also life
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2009/10/01 19:55:08
Subject: What if...
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
Ultramargerita bar
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LOL
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2009/10/01 20:52:50
Subject: What if...
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Deadshot Weapon Moderati
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Or maybe the emperor isnt dead because if he was no ship in the imperium could navigate the warp due to no signal on Terra. Also the emperor is too cool to come back as something normal (even a chapter master is normal compaired to the emperor) he would come back as something really powerful like an emerors titan, if thats possible!
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"Innocence Proves Nothing... Except That You've Done Nothing Wrong"
Welcome to the Daemonhunters, the ranks of the exalted Ordo Malleus and their cannon fod....er, I mean, loyal allies. Remember...the only ones who need fear the righteous might of the Ordo Malleus are the Daemonic.
quote: Dashofpepper: ...sad rivulet of demon prince tears. He ponders for a moment, then lashes the demon hunters into him. He assaults them, kills a terminator or two....and then demon hunters being demon hunters....they proceed to wtfpwn him. Second player leaves the table... |
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2009/10/02 07:03:22
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Mysterious Techpriest
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The Emperor will be reincarnated as a spork.
I have now made my contribution to the worthless spam thread.
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DQ:90S++G+M++B++I+Pw40k04+D++++A++/areWD-R+++T(M)DM+
2800pts Dark Angels
2000pts Adeptus Mechanicus
1850pts Imperial Guard
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2009/10/02 11:30:14
Subject: What if...
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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LOL
+1
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/10/02 12:43:39
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Raging Rat Ogre
USA, Waaaghshington
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Owain wrote:The Emperor will be reincarnated as a spork-mine
I have now made my contribution to the worthless spam thread.
fixed.
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2009/10/02 16:55:28
Subject: Re:What if...
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Road-Raging Blood Angel Biker
Canfield, OH
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Your wrong...this is the real truth....
Roll the facts around and tell me that makes no sense at all?
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"...THIS IS THE INTERWEBZ! Where people aren't about to let the lack of having the slightest idea what they are talking about slow them down one bit! ;-).....And they'll get angry at others for disagreeing." - jmurph
"Disclaimer: I am not one of those who is going to tell you that you must change your list to find success. If these are the models and the list that you want to play, then play them." - Feldmarshal Goehring |
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2009/10/02 23:21:16
Subject: What if...
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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HERETIC!!!
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/10/03 10:06:51
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Wrathful Warlord Titan Commander
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Anarchyman99 wrote:Your wrong...this is the real truth....
Roll the facts around and tell me that makes no sense at all?
.... redone history in your spoiler....
and I will tell you it makes no sense.
Dorn would have identified the Emperor like Mr failbaddon would have identified Horus.
Both factions carried their leaders away.
But still nice idea for the fluff, maybe in another universe at another time...
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Target locked,ready to fire
In dedicatio imperatum ultra articulo mortis.
H.B.M.C :
We were wrong. It's not the 40k End Times. It's the Trademarkening.
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2009/10/06 01:33:16
Subject: Re:What if...
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Roarin' Runtherd
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Obviously Abaddon is actually Eldrad in disguise.
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2009/10/06 16:02:51
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Been Around the Block
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What if...
Everyone is themselves!
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2009/10/06 16:08:36
Subject: What if...
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Torch-Wielding Lunatic
Seoul, Korea
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Org wrote:The Emperor has been dead for a while and he was actually reborn as Kantor!!!!!
Discuss
No thanks... 
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