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We are forgetting the most important question.

Was the mum hot?

Yes that is the most iportant question. I'm betting- no.

I do remember one incident when a parent came into my local GW screaming murder at the full timer because her little darling had spilt some GW paint on their bedroom carpet which of course had resulted in a permanent stain. It would be crap paint if it didn’t!

In a spectacular display of logic failure the silly bint seemed to think this was somehow GW's fault/responsibility.

Never mind Chavs or Gypsies if there is one group of people whom I truly despise it's middle class women with entitlement complexes. Scum of the earth.

Pipboy101 wrote:Well, it is Monday and that kid is explaining the bruses now to his teacher. Wow that kid falls off his bike alot.

This problem started with the birth of the minivan and soccer moms. These were given the illusion of power since they sit higher up off the road. This gave these ing delusions of grandure and America has gone down hill from there. Soccer moms caused the recession, global warming and give kids cancer. you soccer moms everywhere.

Ehh? *looks confused* where the hell did this come from?

MeanGreenStompa wrote:We are forgetting the most important question.

Was the mum hot?

MGS, I hope you have a cold shower installed at your place of work

The story might have come out of the UK but it is a common occurence everywhere now. When I was a cop these would throw a hissy fit when I pulled them over. I loved it when they asked for my supervisor in not so nice terms and their face dropped when they found out that I was the supervisor with a smile and a ticket for their ing . It is always the minivan driving soccer moms that are always causing this kind of fuss.

You remember the woman that called 911 because Burger King gave her the wrong order. She was a soccer mom driving a minivan.

To explain, you do not see these issues with parents with normal jobs, or not driving minivans. It seems that soccer moms lose all sence of reality sitting home all day watch talk shows and soaps and then think because she rears a couple of brats that they are entitled to the world bowing at their feet. This is what seemed to happen in the orginal story. Come on, when I was a kid we played with lawn darts, the jungle gyms were on wood chips and we played dodge ball in gym. Because they are worried that if their meal ticket (the damn demon seeds they shot out after a drunken frat party nine months before) get hurt that they will have to get a real job and work for a living. A soccer mom complaining about sonic the hedgehog at a store only one maybe two computer screens filled with little toy soldiers is not only not observant, but would you want her on the road with you and your kids? Soccer moms think that they should get their way all the time and it is funny to see when their faces when they find out that they are on the same level with the rest of us.

LuciusAR wrote:I do remember one incident when a parent came into my local GW screaming murder at the full timer because her little darling had spilt some GW paint on their bedroom carpet which of course had resulted in a permanent stain. It would be crap paint if it didn’t!

In a spectacular display of logic failure the silly bint seemed to think this was somehow GW's fault/responsibility.

See, this is an example of why I think people should have to pass IQ tests to have kids.

It's the reason why humanity is devolving.

Pipboy101 wrote:The story might have come out of the UK but it is a common occurence everywhere now. When I was a cop these would throw a hissy fit when I pulled them over. I loved it when they asked for my supervisor in not so nice terms and their face dropped when they found out that I was the supervisor with a smile and a ticket for their ing . It is always the minivan driving soccer moms that are always causing this kind of fuss.

You remember the woman that called 911 because Burger King gave her the wrong order. She was a soccer mom driving a minivan.

So your saying if we shoot all the soccer moms then we'd solve the worlds problems? Thats the impression your post is giving. You don't have to be a soccer mom to be a stain on society. These stains come in all shapes and sizes from all walks of life. (is it me or did that last bit sound so bad? )

Orkestra wrote:

Mattlov wrote:It seems stupid people can have children too.

Fixed.

Well, the greater issue is that stupid people out-breed the smart ones.

Jin wrote:

Orkestra wrote:

Mattlov wrote:It seems stupid people can have children too.

Fixed.

Well, the greater issue is that stupid people out-breed the smart ones.

Thats because they breed faster

Oh, I know about the stains of all shapes and sizes. The morbitly obese person complaining that the government should pay for their medical costs while jamming a hoho down their neck. I delt with these stains all the time when I was a LEO but what happened to the sensiblities of our grandparents generations where a kid touched a hot iron and everyone said "I bet he will not do that again." It seemed like soccer moms like the one in the orginally story did not exist back then and I wish those times came back. I will deal not having a polo vaccine, threat of WWIII and bad varety shows on TV just to have some sanity back in our world.

LuciusAR wrote:I do remember one incident when a parent came into my local GW screaming murder at the full timer because her little darling had spilt some GW paint on their bedroom carpet which of course had resulted in a permanent stain. It would be crap paint if it didn’t!

In a spectacular display of logic failure the silly bint seemed to think this was somehow GW's fault/responsibility.

Nah makes perfect sense, they did "make" the paint in the back room after all
You know in those fancy paint machines, I have one right here.

If anything, they should fix these machines as they seem to need a lot of them. They also get mixed up with the ones that make biscuits of the models >_>

LuciusAR wrote:

Never mind Chavs or Gypsies if there is one group of people whom I truly despise it's middle class women with entitlement complexes. Scum of the earth.

I have only a vauge idea what a chav is,and my only knowledge of Gypsies comes from old Lon Chaney Jr. films.
I do however share your dislike for the "what do you meen the world dosn't revolve around me and my problems" soccer mom brigade,I honestly feel much of the worlds problems could be solved by packing these self involved morons into fleets of mini-vans and SUV's and pushing them off the edge of a very high cliff,preferably with Oprah & Dr.Phil lashed securly to the bumpers.

heh, regular occurance when i worked for GW was that people would wander in or phone us asking for the latest xbox game etc.

politely you have to tell em that gw is a tabletop hobby shop and point them at gamestation/game.

These are the same people that want everything hand crafted or artisan made like they are special or something. Come on your coffee was made by a high school drop out that just finished scratching his/her crotch. I should do my paper topic for college should be the study of the rise of soccer moms, minivans and the need to have everything sold have a forigen name or artisan and hand crafted.

Soccer moms think they sound so impressive when they talk about having their Tuscon Chicken, Caibatta bread and hand crafted coffee all the while talking down to the real people whom work for a living and eat wonder bread, meat loaf and do something to better the world other then lay watching the ceiling making babies. God they make me want to rage.

Come on everyone chant: Alittle song, alittle dance, Dr. Phils head on a lance!

MeanGreenStompa wrote:We are forgetting the most important question.

Was the mum hot?

Only under the collar I'm afraid to say. Indeed she had a face like a slapped arse.

Pipboy101 wrote:These are the same people that what everything hand crafted or artisan made like they are special or something. Come on your coffee was made by a high school drop out that just finished scratching his/her crotch. I should do my paper topic for college should be the study of the rise of soccer moms, minivans and the need to have everything sold have a forigen name or artisan and hand crafted.

Soccer moms think they sound so impressive when they talk about having their Tuscon Chicken, Caibatta bread and hand crafted coffee all the while talking down to the real people whom work for a living and eat wonder bread, meat loaf and do something to better the world other then lay watching the ceiling making babies. God they make me want to rage.

Come on everyone chant: Alittle song, alittle dance, Dr. Phils head on a lance!

I'll second that .
At my place of business we deal with the soccer mom brigade constantly (I work in high end automotive collision repair),and I can assure you, these insane people have utterly lost touch with reality,they,and their not to distant cousins,the " I'm hot and married to a doctor so fix my BMW yesterday!!" society,honestly see every other person they encounter as simply there to cater to their every silly whim.
Now,of course I'm not talking about normal customer service,hell I'm not even talking about " going that extra mile" for a customer,I'm refering to screaming women demanding that our detail department dig through every trash bin in the shop to find their bawling brats missing toy (that will later turn up behind the couch at their summer home), or some pouting 22 year old who got her gold digging claws into a 50 somthing year old lawer,throwing hot coffe at a painter because "her Porche isn't the pretty blue she wanted it to be!!".
These types of people are a blight on the world and are the primary reason I fantisize about seeing the suburbs in flames.

FITZZ wrote:

Pipboy101 wrote:These are the same people that what everything hand crafted or artisan made like they are special or something. Come on your coffee was made by a high school drop out that just finished scratching his/her crotch. I should do my paper topic for college should be the study of the rise of soccer moms, minivans and the need to have everything sold have a forigen name or artisan and hand crafted.

Soccer moms think they sound so impressive when they talk about having their Tuscon Chicken, Caibatta bread and hand crafted coffee all the while talking down to the real people whom work for a living and eat wonder bread, meat loaf and do something to better the world other then lay watching the ceiling making babies. God they make me want to rage.

Come on everyone chant: Alittle song, alittle dance, Dr. Phils head on a lance!

I'll second that .
At my place of business we deal with the soccer mom brigade constantly (I work in high end automotive collision repair),and I can assure you, these insane people have utterly lost touch with reality,they,and their not to distant cousins,the " I'm hot and married to a doctor so fix my BMW yesterday!!" society,honestly see every other person they encounter as simply there to cater to their every silly whim.
Now,of course I'm not talking about normal customer service,hell I'm not even talking about " going that extra mile" for a customer,I'm refering to screaming women demanding that our detail department dig through every trash bin in the shop to find their bawling brats missing toy (that will later turn up behind the couch at their summer home), or some pouting 22 year old who got her gold digging claws into a 50 somthing year old lawer,throwing hot coffe at a painter because "her Porche isn't the pretty blue she wanted it to be!!".
These types of people are a blight on the world and are the primary reason I fantisize about seeing the suburbs in flames.

Just find out where they live and send them a turd in the post.

This thread is full of hate and win.

As a non-amercian citizen, are soccer mums the same breed as hockey mums Miss Palin talked about?

Continue please!

Greets
Schepp himself

squilverine wrote:

Just find out where they live and send them a turd in the post.

Not a bad idea,however these types of people would probly A) have the turd dipped in gold a proudly display it over their fire place as proof of their superiority over "the working class" or B) petition their congressman to outlaw any form of BM for people making less than $500,000.00 a year.

BM?

n0t_u wrote:BM?

Bowel movement.

Yeah I can see at least a few of them trying to do that.
But, before using the post office at least think of the poor guy who is going to have to deal with them for several hours on the day the package arrives.

FITZZ wrote:

n0t_u wrote:BM?

Bowel movement.

And I thought it was them who are supposed to be full of ****, not us!!!

From their point of view it's obviously the opposite

Schepp himself wrote:This thread is full of hate and win.

As a non-amercian citizen, are soccer mums the same breed as hockey mums Miss Palin talked about?

Continue please!

Greets
Schepp himself

In a word, yes.

About leaving a steaming BM on the porch, they would scream and howler that it was terrorist attack on her childern and get a law passed just to show the rest of the world that, "I am the most important person in the world, don't look at me when you bow to me you working class bum." It would be called whatever her demon seed's name and the clueless news at 5 PM would say it would be a win for American ideals and freedom and smile into a 50 car pile up with fatalies.

squilverine wrote:

MeanGreenStompa wrote:We are forgetting the most important question.

Was the mum hot?

Only under the collar I'm afraid to say. Indeed she had a face like a slapped arse.

Two bagger?

Kilkrazy wrote:

squilverine wrote:

MeanGreenStompa wrote:We are forgetting the most important question.

Was the mum hot?

Only under the collar I'm afraid to say. Indeed she had a face like a slapped arse.

Two bagger?

I wouldn't have gone near it with someone elses on the end of a ten foot barge pole, and i am realy not a fussy man

Kilkrazy wrote:

squilverine wrote:

MeanGreenStompa wrote:We are forgetting the most important question.

Was the mum hot?

Only under the collar I'm afraid to say. Indeed she had a face like a slapped arse.

Two bagger?

You mean the reason they invented the light switch?

Needs moar MILF...