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Cheese Elemental wrote:Dear Orkeosaurus,
I am a 40k player with limited perception, and I am unable to tell that you are trolling me. I therefore politely request that you use your mouth to give oral pleasure to aging male prostitutes.
Yours sincerely,
Cheese E.

I am a smoker, and I aspire to quit. I try biannually, and it is always epic fail. I have been told I am weak minded. I respond, "Quitters never prosper!!!"


Seriously, I hate it when people are impatient when smokers go out for a puff. If you don't smoke, you don't get it. When that ape in Wrex's post gets angry, it gets ugly, fast. The term ape gak comes to mind...
I know, I know, you have to wait a whole fething 7 minutes for me to kill a Camel Light. That time is so unbearable.

And I also dislike people telling me I stink. Actually, I smell of a robust blend of Turkish and American tobaccos. If that isn't pleasing to your nose, zok off! I don't tell you that your Drakkar Noir reeks of teenage angst and awkward moments at a high school dance. Today, it seems that most people's tolerance ends where there dislikes begin... My name is Tim, not "the smoker with a beard". I am a person with an addiction, not just a person with a filthy habit. When I choose to quit, I will, but until then, just let me puff.

Also, smoking shouldn't be banned in public. I can't smoke in public buildings, or 25 feet near them, for that matter. Or bars, or near schools. I can't smoke while waiting for the train on an open air platform, or in 80% of American airports. If it is banned in all public places, smokers would be very grumpy because there is no place to smoke. Can you imagine every man in Oakland having their man-period at the same time due to lack of nicotine? Not to mention all of the women nagging everyone in sight due to haywire serotonin receptors? It would be epic. It would make the Oscar Grant riots look like the Christmas parade at Disneyland.

Well, I heard the whole 'Cancer-myth' was fake. So, smoking is actually good for you. And it makes you cool. Look at the Marlboro Man, you know that guy pulls chicks left and right.

YES CIGARETTES....NEED...MORE...also i'd be gaked if my parents found out...

I smoke, yes i will die earlier because of it, but its only the bad years im giving up. why do i say this? 'Depends....'

Cheese Elemental wrote:I think it's a disgusting habit that should be banned in public and near children.

I think that, thinking that things, are a disgusting habit, is a disgusting habit, and should be banned in public and near children.

tblock1984 wrote:Can you imagine every man in Oakland having their man-period at the same time due to lack of nicotine? Not to mention all of the women nagging everyone in sight due to haywire serotonin receptors? It would be epic. It would make the Oscar Grant riots look like the Christmas parade at Disneyland.

yeah i smoke, lucky for me every game group i've been in has always had smokers as the majority so we normaly smoke & play

I know a few grrrls who smoke, so that's hot. But I'm an asthmatic so smoking is lethal to me on a very short term.

i've been known to have a cigar now and again, but never picked up the habit with cigs, to expensive when compared to things like food, paint, and whatnot

oddly enough quite a few girls i've seen off and on in the past were smokers