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2009/10/12 18:11:32
Subject: Re:DAKKA HEAR MY PLEA!
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Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos
Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.
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Here's my idea for a commercial.
*Shadowbrand in his power armor walking down a sleazy alley*
Hey... looking for the best bang for your buck? Then come on down to Sinners and Saints, with our competive prices where can you go wrong, why not buy a stripper pole for the bedroom or even in the kitchen!!!!.
And our backroom brothel with every friday...Bring a friend day!.
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I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts  
Slaves to Darkness.3k  
Word Bearers 2500k  
Daemons of Chaos  
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2009/10/12 18:28:07
Subject: Re:DAKKA HEAR MY PLEA!
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Raging Rat Ogre
USA, Waaaghshington
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Just toss in a scene where you disembowel a porn star and you've got yourself a Slaanesh approved ad dude! Boredom cured, start a business!
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2009/10/23 14:46:14
Subject: DAKKA HEAR MY PLEA!
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Superior Stormvermin
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fap fap fab fab fab fab
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del'Vhar wrote:Snikkyd wrote:Do you know why everyone keeps saying your 12 years old( or something to that effect)? Because everytime they say the joke was stupid, you get all pissed. Seriously, you know that joke was annoying and would provoke many people.
also his profile says he's 12 
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2009/10/23 15:16:44
Subject: Re:DAKKA HEAR MY PLEA!
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
Gloucester
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Shadowbrand wrote:Sure! I think I will go masterbate!, then go on a killing spree.
Then get drunk!
Bah a real man would do all three at once 
Failing that how about a bit of chav baiting. Learn yourself some martial art skills, buy yourself some odd looking clothes from the charity shop, wander past the nearset bunch of feral rat children then when they start to give you grief unleash the pain upon them. Jobs a goon 'un
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Arte et Marte
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Ogres: 2000pts
Empire: 6000pts |
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2009/10/23 17:18:54
Subject: Re:DAKKA HEAR MY PLEA!
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Potent Possessed Daemonvessel
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Go out "Inspecting" prospective "Models" for your stores "equipment" ( ). Make a video. Send it to me. Go to bed knowing you have made Fauntleroy very happy. .
And don't hurt Jervis!-
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2009/10/23 18:15:43
Subject: Re:DAKKA HEAR MY PLEA!
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Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos
Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.
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I rather like the idea of slaying feral rat children. But! At my school they are mostly 6-2 6-5 for lack of a better term red necks.
I don't even think my school has wangsters.
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I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts
Slaves to Darkness.3k
Word Bearers 2500k
Daemons of Chaos
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2009/10/23 20:54:16
Subject: DAKKA HEAR MY PLEA!
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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Well, there ARE these things called books...
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Black Fiend wrote: Okay all the ChapterHouse Nazis to the right!! All the GW apologists to the far left. LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE !!!
The Green Git wrote: I'd like to cross section them and see if they have TFG rings, but that's probably illegal.
Polonius wrote: You have to love when the most clearly biased person in the room is claiming to be objective.
Greebynog wrote:Us brits have a sense of fair play and propriety that you colonial savages can only dream of.
Stelek wrote: I know you're afraid. I want you to be. Because you should be. I've got the humiliation wagon all set up for you to take a ride back to suck city.
Quote: LunaHound--- Why do people hate unpainted models? I mean is it lacking the realism to what we fantasize the plastic soldier men to be?
I just can't stand it when people have fun the wrong way. - Chongara
I do believe that the GW "moneysheep" is a dying breed, despite their bleats to the contrary. - AesSedai
You are a thief and a predator of the wargaming community, and i'll be damned if anyone says differently ever again on my watch in these forums. -MajorTom11 |
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2009/10/23 21:58:17
Subject: DAKKA HEAR MY PLEA!
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Superior Stormvermin
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masterbating ftw
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del'Vhar wrote:Snikkyd wrote:Do you know why everyone keeps saying your 12 years old( or something to that effect)? Because everytime they say the joke was stupid, you get all pissed. Seriously, you know that joke was annoying and would provoke many people.
also his profile says he's 12
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