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garret wrote:Does almost banging a chick to high to walk straight count? If not then well?????
got my grade in accounting from a d to a b in less then a day?
What does the first sentance say?
I was really confused too, for a bit. My first thought was 'Did he miss and bruise her hips?' Then I realized that was silly, and figured that the chick was so high (see: smoking illegal substances) that she couldn't walk straight. At least that's my guess.
The Battle Report Master wrote:i had a freind come round a few weeks ago to have a 40k apocalpocalpse game i was guards men he was space maines.... my first turn was 4 bonbaonbardlements... jacobs turn to he didnt have one i phased out.
This space for rent, contact Gwar! for rights to this space.
Tantras wrote: Logically speaking, that makes perfect sense and I understand and agree entirely... but is it RAW?
If she's not walking funny after sex you are doing it wrong.
--The whole concept of government granted and government regulated 'permits' and the accompanying government mandate for government approved firearms 'training' prior to being blessed by government with the privilege to carry arms in a government approved and regulated manner, flies directly in the face of the fundamental right to keep and bear arms.
“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.”
I refrained from destroying this partularly irritating customer at work today.
He was complaining about the $2 that we charge for charging someones restaurant bill to a hotel that we are a seperate business to, who take %5 of what ever we charge to a room. He said that it was wrong and mean and he would tell CSIRO (Commonwealth Scientific and Industrial Research Organization (We get a lot of their foreign students in)) that it was a bad place to stay, and we charge exorbitant prices for unfair things.
I can't change gak you gakker. Stop complaining to me. I'm just the waiter.
Besides. We are one of four or five restaurants nearby, yet he STILL chooses to eat with us, and STILL charges it to his room.
Jimi supports METAL
We're outnumbered ten to one here. Still' I love the odds! - Free Will Sacrifice - Amon Amarth
Ketara wrote:To survive on the net requires that you adapt the attributes of a Rhinocerous to a certain extent. A thick skin, a big horn to stab people you don't like, and poor eyesight when certain images are linked from places like 4chan.
Umm I got to wave 19 on the last tand! I got my Shadow warrior to lvl 40 on Warhammer online.
And in the real world I managed to make my previosu angry angry boss like me. Huzza for my crazy peopl skills
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:I think I've had the best week ever. Last wednesday, my family went to Florida to see my brother get married.
After the ceremony (which lasted all of two minutes), people went to my brother and new sister-in-law's house for a party.
It was an awesome, bitchin party. I acheived many things that night, from
1. Flirting with TWO older, hotter women.
2. Not getting maced from said flirting. They even flirted back!
3. Getting a plesant buzz.
4. Almost getting laid. Almost.
5. Getting kissed by two older hotties. AT THE SAME TIME! (not the same cougars, but still.)
6. Gaining some new materials for my comedy routine.
Now, the following morning, I got to see my grandparents, my nephew, and eat some damn good leftovers.
Manchu wrote:I bought a goddamned engagement ring and am getting engaged this week goddammit.
Well I'll be a goddamned Oyster! Congoddamnedgratulations, goddammit!
The Battle Report Master wrote:i had a freind come round a few weeks ago to have a 40k apocalpocalpse game i was guards men he was space maines.... my first turn was 4 bonbaonbardlements... jacobs turn to he didnt have one i phased out.
This space for rent, contact Gwar! for rights to this space.
Tantras wrote: Logically speaking, that makes perfect sense and I understand and agree entirely... but is it RAW?
We're outnumbered ten to one here. Still' I love the odds! - Free Will Sacrifice - Amon Amarth
Ketara wrote:To survive on the net requires that you adapt the attributes of a Rhinocerous to a certain extent. A thick skin, a big horn to stab people you don't like, and poor eyesight when certain images are linked from places like 4chan.
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Jimi supports METAL
We're outnumbered ten to one here. Still' I love the odds! - Free Will Sacrifice - Amon Amarth
Ketara wrote:To survive on the net requires that you adapt the attributes of a Rhinocerous to a certain extent. A thick skin, a big horn to stab people you don't like, and poor eyesight when certain images are linked from places like 4chan.
Sincerely, thanks to all who've congratulated me. I have the ring and know she will say yes. She'll be here in Richmond on Thursday. I'm still hammering out exactly how I'm going to do it. I want nothing to do with romantic dinners and the like. I was thinking of proposing to here in the Confederate Chapel.
"And what is wrong with their life? What on earth is less reprehensible than the life of the Levovs?"
- American Pastoral, Philip Roth
Oh, Death was never enemy of ours!
We laughed at him, we leagued with him, old chum.
No soldier's paid to kick against His powers.
We laughed - knowing that better men would come,
And greater wars: when each proud fighter brags
He wars on Death, for lives; not men, for flags.
I killed a thumb, just to see if it could oppose me.
Mannahnin wrote:A lot of folks online (and in emails in other parts of life) use pretty mangled English. The idea is that it takes extra effort and time to write properly, and they’d rather save the time. If you can still be understood, what’s the harm? While most of the time a sloppy post CAN be understood, the use of proper grammar, punctuation, and spelling is generally seen as respectable and desirable on most forums. It demonstrates an effort made to be understood, and to make your post an easy and pleasant read. By making this effort, you can often elicit more positive responses from the community, and instantly mark yourself as someone worth talking to.
insaniak wrote: Every time someone threatens violence over the internet as a result of someone's hypothetical actions at the gaming table, the earth shakes infinitisemally in its orbit as millions of eyeballs behind millions of monitors all roll simultaneously.
Automatically Appended Next Post: I got a royal flush yesterday
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H.B.M.C. wrote:
"Balance, playtesting - a casual gamer craves not these things!" - Yoda, a casual gamer.
Three things matter in marksmanship -
location, location, location
MagickalMemories wrote:How about making another fist?
One can be, "Da Fist uv Mork" and the second can be, "Da Uvver Fist uv Mork."
Make a third, and it can be, "Da Uvver Uvver Fist uv Mork"
Eric
Well...I did forge my first sword today (No joke, I love having a blacksmith for a father...just too bad the goddamned health and safety means I've got to dispose of it )
I also managed to hook the closest thing I've got to a freind up with his dream girl-Still no love for Fauntlroy though .
And, I Knocked someone out. I swear, nothing in the world feels as good as knocking someone out-unless you kill them of course .
Yes, I'm a sadist-I can't help that. Long story as to why, boring answer. In the meantime, since Manchu here is getting hitched (Congrats!!) here is an extremely appropriate picture:
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We're outnumbered ten to one here. Still' I love the odds! - Free Will Sacrifice - Amon Amarth
Ketara wrote:To survive on the net requires that you adapt the attributes of a Rhinocerous to a certain extent. A thick skin, a big horn to stab people you don't like, and poor eyesight when certain images are linked from places like 4chan.
Hadhafang is the name of Elrond's sword, which Arwen uses.
I also want Glamdring.
Jimi supports METAL
We're outnumbered ten to one here. Still' I love the odds! - Free Will Sacrifice - Amon Amarth
Ketara wrote:To survive on the net requires that you adapt the attributes of a Rhinocerous to a certain extent. A thick skin, a big horn to stab people you don't like, and poor eyesight when certain images are linked from places like 4chan.
Orkeosaurus wrote:I love petty nationalism.
Of course, as an American, that means I must say that soccer sucks, and football (real football... you know, the one where you do everything with your hands) is 10,000 times as good. I mean, football players could probably beat up soccer players, even, because they actually know sports.
MeanGreenStompa wrote:Wow, thanks for the input, here's a tip for you, broken glass is a highly nutritious and often overlooked addition to pizza, try some.
Orkeosaurus wrote:I love petty nationalism.
Of course, as an American, that means I must say that soccer sucks, and football (real football... you know, the one where you do everything with your hands) is 10,000 times as good. I mean, football players could probably beat up soccer players, even, because they actually know sports.
MeanGreenStompa wrote:Wow, thanks for the input, here's a tip for you, broken glass is a highly nutritious and often overlooked addition to pizza, try some.
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