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Between this thread and GBF's, I can see Shuma having an aneurysm.

This thread=WIN!!1!


I voted for Frazz and a banana. If I could write something in, this is what I would vote for:

You wake up in a dark room.
You find a light and turn it on.
There is a bathtub. In it is an old, crotchy man and a bear.
The man is holding a baseball bat with a nail through it.
The bear is holding a tape deck that is playing White Rabbit by Jefferson Airplane.
The tub is full of bananas. You don't know why.
You ask the old man, "Why are there so many bananas in the tub?"
He replies, "Don't know, ask the bear..."
You think this is odd, but you ask anyway.
The bear puts on sunglasses and cranks the music up to 11.
You ask the old man, "What is up with the bear?"
The frazzled looking man replies, "Cave bears live in caves. "
Hurm... duh. You ask again.
He replies, "Dire bears like to attack with their natural weapons."
"But you are the one with the bat, you crazy coot," you say.
The grumpy elder just smiles back at you and says, "Got any of dem french fried taters. Dem dare french fried taters are good.....ummhmmmm. "
Just as White Rabbit hits its peak, the bear opens the tape deck.
A swarm of bees come out of the device.
You scream, "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!1!"
The old man promptly tells you to get off of his lawn.
You are too busy fending off the bees to realize: You are inside. There is no lawn...
Then the roof implodes, and a troll in a helicopter screams, "GET TO DA CHOPPA!!!"
Just when you think you are safe from the bees and the crazy old man and the bear, you suddenly realize in horror:
Who released Gwar! from the basement?!?
Gwar! senses this feeling of terror and just winks at you as he sings, "om nom nom nom, nom nom nom.."
Big fething rocks fall on the party. Everyone dies.

The Machine Spirit wakes up from its nightmare in a cold sweat. "What the feth are these gaks in OT talking about? I need a drink..."

Dude I don't know what you are but don't be stingy. Share the wealth!

FREE YOUR HEAAAAAD! FREE YOUR HEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD.

Frazz after a few too many drinks?

Kanluwen wrote:I nominate Malfred.

And his handbag.

Malfred without his manpurse ...now that would be a scary sight




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I heard that Dr. Seuss modeled his "Grinch" off of a chance encounter with Frazzled one fatefull Christmas Eve long, long ago.



Truly a remarkable resemblance.

Ah Grinch, when I was younger and more carefree with roguish good looks.

I hereby declare this thread awesome. Can we sticky it to poke the bear?

Wisconsin seams to bring out the worst in Frazzled

FRAZZ is hands down THE MOD. Like a cop who chugs your last beer as he watches you and your friends framed in flickering red and blue light empty the rest of them into the sewer after your High School Football game. He's cool, but you gotta respect his authoritay.

Khornholio wrote:He's cool, but you gotta respect his authoritay.

And Texas.

Hmmm.... Possibly .... But Really .... ..... Naw, couldn't be

A summary of Frazzled...



Damn obelisks... damn odyssey, damn lawn....

And a banana too. (This is Frazzled alter ego)

Wrexasaur wrote:

Hmmmm...Sorry Wrex, but I think you made a mistake. Frazzled is obviously the Grumpy Old Ape menacingly waving his bone in the air at the bald and screaming SPACE MARINE.

Frazzled wrote:Dude I don't know what you are but don't be stingy. Share the wealth!

FREE YOUR HEAAAAAD! FREE YOUR HEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD.

Ummmmm, IDK mr.dood... When I don't go off the handle in philosophical debates, this is how I always am, naturally. Hurr durr hurr, Why So Serious, and all that jazz...
Ask Kirsanth. He isn't at work today, but I bet he is at home reading this, agreeing with me with a facepalm... Happy Monday!

This thread is made of pure awesomesauce, imported fresh from the fields of Awesometopia.

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/frazzled
Defination of frazzle.
Also.

Shadowbrand wrote:I am all for the banana.

Of that my dear lad, I have no doubt.

Frazzled, a proud sponcer of McCain



Oh and how can we forget Frazzled AFTER his morning coffee

I see no option on that poll for 'John "Cyber Temujin" Wayne' Frazzled, GoFenris will be disappointed.

I vote for Frazz in his aspect as the God of posting whole damn long news articles. Damn long articles.

No, no, no. The banana, which has both potassium to relieve cramps and fiber to relieve . . . well, to relieve frazzled, would tend to make him less crotchety.

Also, this:

Jimi Nemesis wrote:

Shadowbrand wrote:I am all for the banana.

Of that my dear lad, I have no doubt.

temprus wrote:I see no option on that poll for 'John "Cyber Temujin" Wayne' Frazzled, GoFenris will be disappointed.

Deeply

...but I voted anyway.

Impressed Frazzled be.





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She Who Must Be Obeyed has officially voted for Frazzled and a Banana. She's seen me eat. Frankly its pretty disturbing.

Frazzled wrote:
She Who Must Be Obeyed has officially voted for Frazzled and a Banana. She's seen me eat. Frankly its pretty disturbing.

Yes, I would think so

Frazzled wrote:She Who Must Be Obeyed has officially voted for Frazzled and a Banana. She's seen me eat. Frankly its pretty disturbing.

Why? What does she do while you eat to make her watching you so disturbing?

GoFenris wrote:

Frazzled wrote:She Who Must Be Obeyed has officially voted for Frazzled and a Banana. She's seen me eat. Frankly its pretty disturbing.

Why? What does she do while you eat to make her watching you so disturbing?

You've not seen me eat. Its cbeen compared to a Walrus and van Gogh getting into a tiddleywinks competition, with the Walrus getting mad after Van Gogh shows him his ear, and the Walrus swallowing Van Gogh. Then belching.

Frazzled wrote:

GoFenris wrote:

Frazzled wrote:She Who Must Be Obeyed has officially voted for Frazzled and a Banana. She's seen me eat. Frankly its pretty disturbing.

Why? What does she do while you eat to make her watching you so disturbing?

You've not seen me eat. Its cbeen compared to a Walrus and van Gogh getting into a tiddleywinks competition, with the Walrus getting mad after Van Gogh shows him his ear, and the Walrus swallowing Van Gogh. Then belching.

WOW! That's uh... That's uh... That's very descriptive!

Keep the bloody noise down.

Sorry MGS, but you're like the Diet Coke of Crankiness

wyomingfox wrote:Sorry MGS, but you're like the Diet Coke of Crankiness

I give two gaks.

Now keep the noise down!!