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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot





Minnesota

Yay!

Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
 
   
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Shrieking Guardian Jetbiker




Los Angeles, CA

Id probably think that was pretty funny too, If it wasn't my violent traumatic childhood experience he was mocking.

5/10

well.. 7/10 for batman.

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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot





Minnesota

Didn't mean to offend. I'm sure it would actually suck to have someone attack your dad.

Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
 
   
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Los Angeles, CA

Orkeosaurus wrote:Didn't mean to offend. I'm sure it would actually suck to have someone attack your dad.


Ill get over it.


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Manchester UK

Someone stabbed my Dad.


 Cheesecat wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
I find myself agreeing with Albatross far too often these days...

I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.


 Crazy_Carnifex wrote:

Okay, so the male version of "Cougar" is now officially "Albatross".
 
   
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle





Georgia,just outside Atlanta

Cheese Elemental wrote:
Orkeosaurus wrote:My mom and dad were killed in front of me by a mugger when I was a kid. I wish I had a bunch of bat-shaped throwing knives.

You shoud become some kind of vigilante. Make sure you have a costume and a cool name though.


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As others have said the gun part probably happened, possibly the shoes and cellphone part to. The rest was supposed to be for a laugh.

I'd be tempted to do something like that though.

--The whole concept of government granted and government regulated 'permits' and the accompanying government mandate for government approved firearms 'training' prior to being blessed by government with the privilege to carry arms in a government approved and regulated manner, flies directly in the face of the fundamental right to keep and bear arms.

“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.”


 
   
 
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