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Superscope wrote:

r3n3g8b0y wrote:

Emperors Faithful wrote:YOU ATE FRANK?!? I HOPE HE GIVES YOU INDIGESTION!!!

As for tactics, mine is fairly simple. Begin with a Basilisk Barrage.

Continue with the Basilisk Barrage.

Keep Barraging.


Still not done yet.


Ok, they should be dead by now. "Send in the Gaurdsmen!"

*cross fingers*

nice one

as for the baslilisk barrage...i don't knoiw man...3 oblitereators deepstriking can make a pile of molten metal out of themmm...go for russes imho

So long the 3 Obliviators ain't copping 50 to 150 lasgun shots to their faces.

In other news, more guard players are joining the tau.

Accept the greater good guardsmen, and have a secured placed in a empire that actualy cares about you!

lasguns? lol let's do the math hammer...

say you got 2 squads of guardsmen within 12" of 3 deep striking obliterators, lets say each squad has a ..ohh sorry mate its early in the morning and my math skills aren't very good atm...maybe later!

In other news, more guard players are joining the tau.

Accept the greater good guardsmen, and have a secured placed in a empire that actualy cares about you!

PPFFF! Not on my watch!

r3n3g8b0y wrote:

Superscope wrote:

r3n3g8b0y wrote:

Emperors Faithful wrote:YOU ATE FRANK?!? I HOPE HE GIVES YOU INDIGESTION!!!

As for tactics, mine is fairly simple. Begin with a Basilisk Barrage.

Continue with the Basilisk Barrage.

Keep Barraging.


Still not done yet.


Ok, they should be dead by now. "Send in the Gaurdsmen!"

*cross fingers*

nice one

as for the baslilisk barrage...i don't knoiw man...3 oblitereators deepstriking can make a pile of molten metal out of themmm...go for russes imho

So long the 3 Obliviators ain't copping 50 to 150 lasgun shots to their faces.

In other news, more guard players are joining the tau.

Accept the greater good guardsmen, and have a secured placed in a empire that actualy cares about you!

lasguns? lol let's do the math hammer...

say you got 2 squads of guardsmen within 12" of 3 deep striking obliterators, lets say each squad has a ..ohh sorry mate its early in the morning and my math skills aren't very good atm...maybe later!

I damn well would have more than 2 squads, not all using lasguns and Im pretty sure Ive got lots of other options.

Volkov wrote:

In other news, more guard players are joining the tau.

Accept the greater good guardsmen, and have a secured placed in a empire that actualy cares about you!

PPFFF! Not on my watch!

Hellz yea
Give me a gun, a google-eyed alien to shoot it at, and I’ll die a happy man.

oh god the smileys, 4d6 SAN loss

" 'The Emperor Protects'

The biggest lie I ever heard. Under his service, I slaughtered so many innocents, and got nothing, now every life I take is acknowledged.

I was in the warp, and his "will" did nothing.

We turned to Nurgle, and he made us Invincible.

We are the Deathguard.
We are Death."

Some fluff I came up with.

Mmmmh...who pretty much caused the Imperium to be in the sorry shape it's in right now? Chaos. Who put the Emperor in a near-dead state to forever sit on a gold toilet? Chaos. Who is the biggest threat to mankind?

CHAOS!!!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!! LET THE RED RIVER FLOW!!!

I thought the biggest threats were necrons, orks, and nids.

Eidolon wrote:I thought the biggest threats were necrons, orks, and nids.

THINK AGAIN!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

Lord of battles wrote: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

My death will be avenged millions of rapid fire las bolts, followed by a plethora of heavy weapons artillery and other colorful assortments of death that will send chaos crying back to the warp where they will remain until they come up with another one of their "original" plans


"Pain is temporary, Honour is forever"

That`s my new sig

And yet there you'll die, alone. Alone in that foxhole or on those plains, or in those mountains, or in those hiveworlds, or in the desert, unsupported and all but forgotten.

What do you want? Glory? You can have that. Bloodshed? There's more in than enough in the universe for that. Peace? Ah, there's something that only one truth can give. You can live your life, free of fear. Free of Death. Free of Oppression.

Accept the Greater Good. Contribute to the whole and know that you and your fellow man no longer have to live in fear, hopelessness, depression, futileness.

Your contributions to the Greater Good will be welcomed and you will be valued.

But most importantly, you will not be forgotten.

Doombot001 wrote:And yet there you'll die, alone. Alone in that foxhole or on those plains, or in those mountains, or in those hiveworlds, or in the desert, unsupported and all but forgotten.

What do you want? Glory? You can have that. Bloodshed? There's more in than enough in the universe for that. Peace? Ah, there's something that only one truth can give. You can live your life, free of fear. Free of Death. Free of Oppression.

Accept the Greater Good. Contribute to the whole and know that you and your fellow man no longer have to live in fear, hopelessness, depression, futileness.

Your contributions to the Greater Good will be welcomed and you will be valued.

But most importantly, you will not be forgotten.

In the end we all face death alone, no greater good can spare you from that.

As long as we have Nids, and Necrons trying to kill us all your greater good can bring me no peace

You may but you will also fall as a whole to my fury


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JonasE wrote:

My death will be avenged millions of rapid fire las bolts, followed by a plethora of heavy weapons artillery and other colorful assortments of death that will send chaos crying back to the warp where they will remain until they come up with another one of their "original" plans


"Pain is temporary, Honour is forever"

That`s my new sig

Awesome! I wrote something that reached sig status. Thanks

Hey people!




THAT'S RIGHT! I KILLED SOME MORE GUARDSMEN!!

OMFG lololol...

Good for you, now join the greater good. I've give you a free crisis suit! *holds plastic figure in hand, waving it above the guardsmen*

Off Topic: I love your Quote, Jon Touchdown. The one on the Gods and Tanks.

Do you mind if I put it in my sig?

Thanks!

Doombot001 wrote:And yet there you'll die, alone. Alone in that foxhole or on those plains, or in those mountains, or in those hiveworlds, or in the desert, unsupported and all but forgotten.

What do you want? Glory? You can have that. Bloodshed? There's more in than enough in the universe for that. Peace? Ah, there's something that only one truth can give. You can live your life, free of fear. Free of Death. Free of Oppression.

Accept the Greater Good. Contribute to the whole and know that you and your fellow man no longer have to live in fear, hopelessness, depression, futileness.

Your contributions to the Greater Good will be welcomed and you will be valued.

But most importantly, you will not be forgotten.

Ah screw it... *hands in his lasgun for a railgun* Now I can actually kill something other then eldar and other guard.... wait now that I joined, does that mean I lose my Russes, or can I keep them, and get Hammerheads?

*comissar walks up*

I mean.... DIE XENOS! *shoots at xeno with his flashlight*

comissar "I thought so."

Xeno "That would take a tactical gen- CREEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!"

r3n3g8b0y wrote:Hey people!




THAT'S RIGHT! I KILLED SOME MORE GUARDSMEN!!

Lol I sure hope you did I mean that is what they are there for


Anyways TO GET BACK ON TOPIC I need some strategies for fighting chaos

r3n3g8b0y wrote:Hey people!




THAT'S RIGHT! I KILLED SOME MORE GUARDSMEN!!

This post made my day.

r3n3g8b0y wrote:

Lord of battles wrote: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

DAMN RIGHT

Lord of battles wrote:

r3n3g8b0y wrote:

Lord of battles wrote: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

DAMN RIGHT

Just have some of these and then back to the warp with you

hey it's me again aaaaand....



i got tired of killing useless, little, ugly, lowlife, corpse-worshipping, uniform-wearing, lasgun (PRRFFT!! ) bearing guardsmen and...

NOW WE ARE



+ =

psst..don't tell anyone, but i was lying...i killed them all!

didn't see that one comin, didcha?

Ok, I gotta admit,

I like r3n3g8b0y. The pure randomness combined with a funny sense of humor is my kind of style.

Although........we Tau would still love to have the gue'la as productive members of the Greater Good.

Blood for the blood god! I shall bathe in the blood of the babies in the nearest Loyalist orphanage!

*Disclaimer* My guardsmen are loyalist.. for now.

Pfft I laugh at chaos what black crusade is it 20? 15? 17? Pfft so many fails but as for creed if you go to the bathroom and flush the toilet a titan would come out, wait but that would take a tatical gen-CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDD!!!!!11!111LOL!1!

Doombot001 wrote:Ok, I gotta admit,

I like r3n3g8b0y. The pure randomness combined with a funny sense of humor is my kind of style.

Although........we Tau would still love to have the gue'la as productive members of the Greater Good.

A true Sig-Quote! Thanks brother! and yeah the tau definately would!

Shadowbrand wrote:Blood for the blood god! I shall bathe in the blood of the babies in the nearest Loyalist orphanage!

*Disclaimer* My guardsmen are loyalist.. for now.

Dude, that's like tripping little kids in dog doo or farting in old people food when they aren't lookin...

Pfft creed. Tactical Genius cannot outsmart doomsiren.

Shadowbrand wrote:Blood for the blood god! I shall bathe in the blood of the babies in the nearest Loyalist orphanage!
<-- that's not very nice Shadowbrand, is it?


*Disclaimer* My guardsmen are loyalist.. for now.
SHAME ON YOU!

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WarhammerTabletop wrote:Pfft I laugh at chaos what black crusade is it 20? 15? 17? Pfft so many fails but as for creed if you go to the bathroom and flush the toilet a titan would come out, wait but that would take a tatical gen-CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDD!!!!!11!111LOL!1!

creed is all you need? creed is all you trust in?