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2009/11/24 08:45:25
Subject: Sly Marbo
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Sister Vastly Superior
Gig Harbor, WA
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Sly Marbo doesn't have the "move through cover" special rule, he has "move cover"
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 2000 pts SoB.
 2000 pts Crimson Fists (WIP)
doomed-to-fight-until-killed-in-battle xenophobic psycho-indoctrinated super soldier warrior monks of an oppressive theocracy stuck in the past and declining while stifling under its own bureacracy and inability to react.
Vaktathi, defining Space Marines
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2009/11/24 08:55:48
Subject: Sly Marbo
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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The internet is actually the 5th chaos god, birthed from the warp when Marbo got bored one day.
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Why did the berzerker cross the road?
Gwar! wrote:Willydstyle has it correct
Gwar! wrote:Yup you're absolutely right
New to the game and can't win? Read this.
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2009/11/24 08:59:32
Subject: Re:Sly Marbo
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Revving Ravenwing Biker
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Oooh i didnt see you had made this thread.
here are some i came up with
-Marbo once got in a fight with a Squat over a gambling debt. Tyranids was just the cover story.
-Once while travelling through the warp, Marbo's ship was attacked by the warp Daemons. It is said that warp travel was safe for the next three months
-Some believe that terminator armour was originally designed as a Marbo-proof chastity belt for young imperial women. It failed miserably
-The Tau voluntarily abandoned their world of N'dras because of a reported Marbo sighting
-The First and Only time Marbo hunted on the world of Tanith...
-Marbo only follows the Emperor because he believes the Emperors real name is Chuck Norris
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-Any terrain containing Sly Marbo is dangerous terrain.
-Sly Marbo once played an objective mission just to see what it was like to not meet every victory condition on his own.
-Sly Marbo bought a third edition rulebook just to play meat grinder as the attacker.
-Marbo doesn't need an Eldar farseer as an ally; his enemies are already doomed
-Sly Marbo was originally armed with a power weapon, but he dropped it while assaulting a space marine command squad just so his enemies could feel pain
-Sly Marbo still attacks the front armor value in assault, for pity's sake. |
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2009/11/24 09:30:25
Subject: Sly Marbo
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Nice one with the squa----blam!!
People think Dark Eldar live in the webway to avoid Slaanesh, but it's really to hide from Marbo.
The Fall was also Marbo's doing, Slaanesh just takes credit for it.
Every Necron Tomb world was once a thriving Necron world before Marbo landed.
Thunder Hammers were an attempt at recreating the awesome force behind Marbo's attacks. They failed greatly.
Why did Marbo cross the road? To follow the Norn Queen that was following the Carnifex that was following the Kroot that was following the Chicken.
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2009/11/29 15:13:16
Subject: Sly Marbo
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Marbo played Spades teamed up with a brain-dead servitor vs Tzeentch and Creed. He bid Blind 13 every hand and got it.
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2009/11/30 05:42:55
Subject: Re:Sly Marbo
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Revving Ravenwing Biker
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Marbo played Spades teamed up with a brain-dead servitor vs Tzeentch and Creed. He bid Blind 13 every hand and got it.
Never played spades...
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-Any terrain containing Sly Marbo is dangerous terrain.
-Sly Marbo once played an objective mission just to see what it was like to not meet every victory condition on his own.
-Sly Marbo bought a third edition rulebook just to play meat grinder as the attacker.
-Marbo doesn't need an Eldar farseer as an ally; his enemies are already doomed
-Sly Marbo was originally armed with a power weapon, but he dropped it while assaulting a space marine command squad just so his enemies could feel pain
-Sly Marbo still attacks the front armor value in assault, for pity's sake. |
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2009/11/30 05:57:02
Subject: Re:Sly Marbo
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Monstrously Massive Big Mutant
An unknown location in the Warp
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hahaha chuck norris not funny much???
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