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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/31 08:00:42
Subject: Re:Children of the Primachs
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Bounding Dark Angels Assault Marine
Auckland, New Zealand
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and on the sensei remember the Emperor was still a main have you the greatest of all time , he had certain needs unless one day he decided to put a knife down his trousers
hmmm
Emperor : hmmm Id look pretty cool if I stick this knife down my trousers... oh @^%* !!!! no no no please anything but that!!!! not the little Emperor!!!
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I wish my lawn was emo...
Then it would cut itself.
In the end, SoB are uppity female canines who enjoy their faith in the emperor so much, I'd say they themselves are no longer truly human. They've given up normal life in exchange to become bolter-bitches. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/02 19:13:37
Subject: Re:Children of the Primachs
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Reverent Tech-Adept
DakkaDakka.com
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The Administratum, Ordos Hospitality, helps out in this regard..
They vat grow some women,
send them to a SM world and any women who don't turn to the mens masculinity are then inducted to the Battle Sisters,
specifically the Order of the Unblemished Rose.....
Only a SM of Captain rank or above gets a chance to do this and
not suprisingly none of the women who go to Fenris have ever returned..
The ORU has been around since the beginning of time, only their residence was previously known as a "Happy House"
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Cease struggling so I can shoot you in the head Heretic |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/05 09:00:46
Subject: Re:Children of the Primachs
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Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator
Ephrata, PA
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I read in the SW Codex that an entire company landed on some planet and they were treated like royalty, and when the Captain "made a pass" at one of their women, they realized the people wern't human. So I think they can, but normally choose not to.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/06 16:04:18
Subject: Children of the Primachs
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Marines in space arnt gonna be any different then marine son the ground. it's just that you add 'space' in front of the word prostitute, to make it all fit.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/10 17:28:30
Subject: Children of the Primachs
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Reverent Tech-Adept
DakkaDakka.com
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Carlovonsexron wrote:Marines in space arnt gonna be any different then marine son the ground. it's just that you add 'space' in front of the word prostitute, to make it all fit. 
lol
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Cease struggling so I can shoot you in the head Heretic |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/10 17:44:36
Subject: Children of the Primachs
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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I think marine recruits should always get laid before they turn into space marines.
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-to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-) |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/10 17:49:59
Subject: Re:Children of the Primachs
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Reverent Tech-Adept
DakkaDakka.com
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Sure even Ragnar gets laid the night before he is gets chosen to join the SW..
I think they should too though, just to give them a taste of what they can never have again!!
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Cease struggling so I can shoot you in the head Heretic |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/10 22:06:13
Subject: Children of the Primachs
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Sure Space Wolves Land Raider Pilot
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Just think the whole Horus Heresy may never have happened if they had just got liad every now and then
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/11 01:23:23
Subject: Children of the Primachs
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Bounding Dark Angels Assault Marine
Auckland, New Zealand
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Harms66 wrote:Just think the whole Horus Heresy may never have happened if they had just got liad every now and then
or they may have all have turned
(daddy might not have been happy for his sons to be rutting random woman across time and space lol)
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I wish my lawn was emo...
Then it would cut itself.
In the end, SoB are uppity female canines who enjoy their faith in the emperor so much, I'd say they themselves are no longer truly human. They've given up normal life in exchange to become bolter-bitches. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/11 01:53:00
Subject: Children of the Primachs
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Morphing Obliterator
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Well, you gotta think - why did the emperor grow his kids, not breed them. My thoughts: 1) not compatible with normal humans anymore (too advanced). This would mean his primachs would carry the same incompatiblity as they are from the same DNA. Alternatively 2) control - he didnt want to run the risk of having kids who could reproduce, gain support and numbers and one day overthrow him. think about how the Horus Heresy would have been with Horus planting his seed on every planet he came across building a nice little army. So I reckon the Emp decided to make them sterile when he grew them - keeps him in control.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/11 02:19:43
Subject: Re:Children of the Primachs
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Bounding Dark Angels Assault Marine
Auckland, New Zealand
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He just gave them 10000 super soldiers instead
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I wish my lawn was emo...
Then it would cut itself.
In the end, SoB are uppity female canines who enjoy their faith in the emperor so much, I'd say they themselves are no longer truly human. They've given up normal life in exchange to become bolter-bitches. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/11 05:11:05
Subject: Children of the Primachs
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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darkkt wrote:Well, you gotta think - why did the emperor grow his kids, not breed them. My thoughts:
1) not compatible with normal humans anymore (too advanced). This would mean his primachs would carry the same incompatiblity as they are from the same DNA. Alternatively
2) control - he didnt want to run the risk of having kids who could reproduce, gain support and numbers and one day overthrow him. think about how the Horus Heresy would have been with Horus planting his seed on every planet he came across building a nice little army.
So I reckon the Emp decided to make them sterile when he grew them - keeps him in control.
wait he grew them. you mean it wasnt like this?
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-to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-) |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/12 11:18:53
Subject: Re:Children of the Primachs
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Bounding Dark Angels Assault Marine
Auckland, New Zealand
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only in the 7:00pm wednesday tv bracket
introducing a single dad the Emperor the father of 20 count them 20 sons who's looking to save mankind raise his boys and trying with all his extra galactic might to get a date for his high school reunion
This is the Emperor and the Primachs show!!
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I wish my lawn was emo...
Then it would cut itself.
In the end, SoB are uppity female canines who enjoy their faith in the emperor so much, I'd say they themselves are no longer truly human. They've given up normal life in exchange to become bolter-bitches. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/12 12:23:09
Subject: Children of the Primachs
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Regular Dakkanaut
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garret wrote:
wait he grew them. you mean it wasnt like this?
Brilliant, man, brilliant.
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Q: How many Space Marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. The Emperor IS MY LIGHT!!!
Azezel wrote:I believe they've tried that. thirteen times in fact... Fourteen if you count that Horus thing.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/12 12:26:43
Subject: Children of the Primachs
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Bounding Dark Angels Assault Marine
Auckland, New Zealand
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garret wrote:
wait he grew them. you mean it wasnt like this?
all in good fun though
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2010/02/12 12:27:34
I wish my lawn was emo...
Then it would cut itself.
In the end, SoB are uppity female canines who enjoy their faith in the emperor so much, I'd say they themselves are no longer truly human. They've given up normal life in exchange to become bolter-bitches. |
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