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2010/02/10 05:52:53
Subject: What are the bad words of warhammer 40k universe??
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Fireknife Shas'el
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Xca|iber wrote:I'm too new here... why the feth is Fzorgle an abbreviation for Lash of Submission?
I believe it started as an onomatopoeia for the sound a lash whip makes, or at least the sound a poster here claimed it made. Just one of those weird forum in-jokes, like Litko Aerosystems Industrial Towers & Space Corridors.
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2010/02/12 05:26:30
Subject: Re:What are the bad words of warhammer 40k universe??
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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Lol, if Fzorgle is a bad word...
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2010/02/12 05:56:42
Subject: What are the bad words of warhammer 40k universe??
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Pestilent Plague Marine with Blight Grenade
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My Lord and Master, Triggerbaby:
Triggerbaby, Blessed be His Name wrote:The rules for the Lash aren't entirely clear, but it looks like one might be able to target enemy units in close combat. And naturally, once somebody asks the question, Gav will immediately pipe up and give an enthusiastic albeit unofficial yes. Because he is a goddam sped.
But the possibilities for abuse are both game breaking and amusing! - Charged by my Beserkers? Fzorgle! You will be charged again next turn by my Furious Repeating Charge!
- My Oblits are stuck in combat with Scarabs? Fzorgle! Not when the Scarabs love the great taste of leaving combat to jump into dangerous terrain on the lava tables.
- I have been charged by your Slugga Boys? Fzorgle! I think you'll find they prefer to stand in a circle front of my Defiler.
And let's not forget that if normal targeting rules are superceded, you can always fzorgle independant characters out of attached units and into harm's way. Even outside the balance issues, the lash is just a terrible idea. It adds more movement to the round, and movement is the most time-intensive aspect of game. Large units take a couple of minutes to move, particularly for players who are used to moving small units. Like Chaos players. And as mentioned before, it sanctions your opponent to put his greasy sausage fingers on your models. I don't want your Cheetos dust on my Talos, fatty, and I'm assuming the sentiment is mutual. Oh, and I love how it forces a pinning test on top of the movement. It's like the designers weren't sure if anybody would want it. I envision the following: "All it does is move enemy units? Disgusted snort. Hey, stupid person, we're trying to get rid of the useless, fluffy wargear that so bothered everybody in the last edition. Fix it, post haste. Limpwristed dismissal accompanied by small fart." Lastly, I vote for calling our new friend the Fzorgle PrinceTM. It sounds stupid and makes absolutely no sense, just like the Lash Of Fzorgling itself.
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Triggerbaby wrote:In summary, here's your lunch and ask Miss Creaver if she has aloe lotion because I have taken you to school and you have been burned.
Abadabadoobaddon wrote:I too can prove pretty much any assertion I please if I don't count all the evidence that contradicts it.
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2010/02/18 12:18:24
Subject: What are the bad words of warhammer 40k universe??
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Horrific Howling Banshee
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Worst swear word: Squats. GW will murder you if you utter their name for fear of people finding out about their sweatshops
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2010/02/20 20:12:33
Subject: What are the bad words of warhammer 40k universe??
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
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JESUS!!!!
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2010/02/23 21:18:45
Subject: What are the bad words of warhammer 40k universe??
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Sniping Hexa
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Forgiveness? Computers? AI? Cheese?
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Inquisitor_Syphonious wrote:All I can say is... thank you vodo40k...
Zweischneid wrote:No way man. A Space Marine in itself is scary. But a Marine WITHOUT helmet wears at least 3-times as much plot-armour as a Marine with helmet. And heaven forbid if the Marine would also happen to have an intimidating looking, vertical scar. Then you're surly boned. Those guys are the worst. Not a chance I'd say.
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2010/02/23 22:35:43
Subject: What are the bad words of warhammer 40k universe??
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Crazed Spirit of the Defiler
Ireland
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Seven dirty words you can't say in the Imperium
Gak
Frak
Feth
Squat
Grox-fraker
Daemon-humper
Horus
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By the 37 keys of Tzeentch,We open the way for our brothers,
By the 1000 whispers of Slaanesh we call to them,
By the 12 plagues of Nurgle we fell their enemies,
And by the mighty axe of Khorne we cut open the world for them!
- Ritual of Summoning, Recited by Amphion and Zethus Dark Sorcerers of the Deimos Peninsula,Kronos
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2010/02/24 01:34:25
Subject: What are the bad words of warhammer 40k universe??
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Calculating Commissar
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chaplaingrabthar wrote:Xca|iber wrote:I'm too new here... why the feth is Fzorgle an abbreviation for Lash of Submission?
I believe it started as an onomatopoeia for the sound a lash whip makes, or at least the sound a poster here claimed it made. Just one of those weird forum in-jokes, like Litko Aerosystems Industrial Towers & Space Corridors.
Why sir, do you know were to buy some?!?!
And I believe throne is one. Marines seem to say it alot as a swear.
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2010/02/24 16:14:07
Subject: What are the bad words of warhammer 40k universe??
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
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Heresy?
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2010/02/24 23:24:33
Subject: What are the bad words of warhammer 40k universe??
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Idleness?
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" 
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2010/02/24 23:50:10
Subject: Re:What are the bad words of warhammer 40k universe??
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Nurgle Predator Driver with an Infestation
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Feth, Frak
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2010/02/25 11:38:07
Subject: What are the bad words of warhammer 40k universe??
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
Edinburgh.
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Feth Gak By the Throne!
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All Between 750 and 3000 points: Nids, BA, Imperial Guard, Space Wolves, Orks, CSM, Tau, Ogres, Vampire Counts, Daemons, Skaven, Empire.
DR:90S++G++M+B--IPw40k01+D++A+++/eWD340R+++T(F)DM++
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2010/02/25 18:24:59
Subject: Re:What are the bad words of warhammer 40k universe??
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Monstrously Massive Big Mutant
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In ravenor "Frigg" is an exclamation. So what the frigg? Seems kind of insulting.
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2010/02/25 22:12:22
Subject: What are the bad words of warhammer 40k universe??
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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I love Chaos?
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Lenge leve Norge, måtte hun altidd være fri
Disciples Of Nidhog 2500 (CSM)
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2010/02/26 01:29:50
Subject: What are the bad words of warhammer 40k universe??
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Calculating Commissar
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Anshal wrote:I love Chaos?
Thats not a swear, its asking to be shot.
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2010/02/26 02:02:13
Subject: What are the bad words of warhammer 40k universe??
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Fanatic with Madcap Mushrooms
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In Warhammer Fantasy, I keep hearing references to a certain savior of mankind's (Sigmar) left gonad throughout all the books...
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Some people play to win, some people play for fun. Me? I play to kill toy soldiers.
DR:90S++GMB++IPwh40k206#+D++A++/hWD350R+++T(S)DM+
WHFB, AoS, 40k, WM/H, Starship Troopers Miniatures, FoW
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2010/02/26 02:05:13
Subject: What are the bad words of warhammer 40k universe??
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Stormin' Stompa
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Ktulhut wrote:"Grox" replaces "bull" in any relavent phrases.
Then what is a bullgrox? I know I've heard that one. 
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2010/02/26 02:51:51
Subject: What are the bad words of warhammer 40k universe??
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Stubborn Temple Guard
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Let's see, in the Imperium:
Freedom
Knowledge
Fairness
Equality
Banana
and any word with seven "S" in it.
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27th Member of D.O.O.M.F.A.R.T.
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2010/02/26 10:21:21
Subject: Re:What are the bad words of warhammer 40k universe??
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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ITS A BOMBANDLEMENT!!!!
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/02/26 10:27:47
Subject: What are the bad words of warhammer 40k universe??
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Fully-charged Electropriest
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"By the pendulous ginger gonads of the Primarch Russ!"
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2010/02/26 10:33:06
Subject: What are the bad words of warhammer 40k universe??
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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the greater good is awesome!
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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KHADOR 
X-Wing (Empire Strong) 
