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Somewhere in south-central England.

Ryanair caters to the stag weekend market.

They don't serve businessmen, middle class families and long-haul destinations.

There are niches for BA to exist within, but not paying the salaries they are right now.

I'm writing a load of fiction. My latest story starts here... This is the index of all the stories...

We're not very big on official rules. Rules lead to people looking for loopholes. What's here is about it. 
   
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Manchester UK

Yeah, I wouldn't want to fly to Australia on Ryanair. I flew to Spain on them once and the 'plane stank of gak.

 Cheesecat wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
I find myself agreeing with Albatross far too often these days...

I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.


 Crazy_Carnifex wrote:

Okay, so the male version of "Cougar" is now officially "Albatross".
 
   
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The Great State of Texas

Ryanair?

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
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Frazzled wrote:Ryanair?
The Wal-Mart of airlines in Europe.

Basically, you pay maybe €5 for the ticket, but that is ALL you get. Want to pay by Credit Card other than Prepaid Mastercard? They Charge you €5. Want to take Luggage? Thats another €30. Want a glass of water? €2.

They wanted at one point to charge people to use the toilet on their flights.

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Adrift within the vortex of my imagination.

Gwar! wrote:
Frazzled wrote:Ryanair?
The Wal-Mart of airlines in Europe.

Basically, you pay maybe €5 for the ticket, but that is ALL you get. Want to pay by Credit Card other than Prepaid Mastercard? They Charge you €5. Want to take Luggage? Thats another €30. Want a glass of water? €2.

They wanted at one point to charge people to use the toilet on their flights.



A re-definition of taking the piss. It was the double-entendre that shamed Ryanair into reversing this idea.

Still Ryanair does a sterling job voluntarily deporting chavs for a few weeks each year, gives the rest of us a break from them.

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$10 for a ticket. Dude thats like 3 days park and ride bus fair to work. I'd be down with that.

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
 
   
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Adrift within the vortex of my imagination.

Looks liike Ryanair can at least potentially, temporaily, rid a country of Frazzies too.

Things are looking up for budget airlines.

n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.

It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of the brew my thoughts aquire speed, my mind becomes strained, the strain becomes a warning. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. 
   
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The Great State of Texas

Orlanth wrote:Looks liike Ryanair can at least potentially, temporaily, rid a country of Frazzies too.

Things are looking up for budget airlines.

So could I like get from Houston to Orlando on $10. Dude family trip!

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
 
   
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Frazzled wrote:$10 for a ticket. Dude thats like 3 days park and ride bus fair to work. I'd be down with that.
Yeah, it's $10 at first. Then you have to pay to bring any luggage (that includes hand Luggage), have to scramble onto the plane for a seat, have to walk along the runway to get to the plane (they don't pay the fees that let them dock up close to save money) and pay a surcharge if you don't use ONE SPECIFIC TYPE of credit card to pay for the ticket.

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Thats nothing. Dude I take the bus.

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
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Adrift within the vortex of my imagination.

I just checked the Ryanair website, assuming that I wanted to slum down in Loret de Mar outside Barcelona, a favourite hangout of chavs. Travelling prebooked from Gatwick would cost me £282 return.

Selecting the special fare option it would cost me £7 for the basic ticket, each way.

Plus this:

http://www.ryanair.com/en/questions/table-of-fees




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£282 with Ryanair??
Really? That seems a bit much.

Glad to see they got rid of their Wheelchair Fee though.

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Check it out, I tried a sample booking to Girona from Gatwick tomorrow returning a fortnight later.

Its just one sample fare though, others may well be better.

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Well thats why then. "Tomorrow" is hardly "In Advance".

Book 8 Days later for the same 2 weeks and you have a €45 ticket Spain->Uk and a €30 UK to Spain.

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