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Slurgle (Slaanesh/Nurgle), nothing as crazy as STD's as your primary weapon of choice....er...wait a minute...
This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.
Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job.
Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.
It would mean you change genders between male and female to get the right balance of PMS and Ping Pongs.
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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.
Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job.
Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.
LeBaron wrote:It's a close one for me, really. Nurgle hits the top of the list (zombies... need I say more?) followed closely by Tzeentch then it would have to be Khorne just barely over Slaanesh, the idea of a hermaphroditic warp predator with a crab arm is one of those "don't bash it till you try it" things for me if you know what I mean.
Fixed that for you.
Speaking of:
Blood for the God-Emperor!
Skulls for the Golden Throne!
Orthodox Khornism, Eastern Rite baby.
Well, you have convinced me to move Slaanesh up to number two.
Nurglitch, there is some 'personal experience' vibe I'm getting there .
This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.
Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job.
Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.
Nurglitch, there is some 'personal experience' vibe I'm getting there .
You don't know the half of it.
But, but, I was behind the camera...oh shi-...
This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.
Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job.
Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.
Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'n Roll! Slaanesh for the win!
Really if your a cultist in the 41st millenium...who would you want to work for?
Nurgle= Yes ur going to live forever and your hard to kill...but your a maggoty bag of rot
Tzeench= Sure you make Harry Potter look like a bitch, but in a long chain of mutations your going to inevitably wind up spawn.
Khorne= God of Murder, doesnt care were the blood flowes as long as it does, ur term in the cult is bound to be short lived.
Slaanesh= Just do whatever makes you feel good as much as you can and your god is happy. Sex...Drugs...and Rock. You can't beat that. sure one day your prolly going to OD, or get sacrificed in a lude manner but dont kid yourself in saying it wont be worth it. lol
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Children of Excess 2500pts
Hive Fleet Chimera 3000pts
Khorne for me. Kinda suprised nurgle is falling behind. He is prolly my 2nd. THe fluff of nurgle and his nurglings being so joyfull is well rather adorable.
Can't you see we have been abandoned? Forget matters of duty and honor to the emperor this is now a matter of pride.
DEATH89 wrote:I meant or with the / but i'd like to do all 3 if I had the money...
If I were to make them mingle I'd bring back the old idea of them fighting each other if they fail a ld check
Ah, I figured you meant Khorne and Slaanesh together, my bad.
Well if you're choosing between those two, go Khorne. I hate to say it (big fan of Slaanesh) but Khorne's got more options for all FoC choices and in close combat, Slaanesh strikes first with more attacks but is way squishier than Khorne. You've got more survivability with a Khornate army.
I think it would be Khorne really, I'd be deluding myself if I said I prefer Lucius to Kharn
Emperor's Faithful wrote
- I would rather the Blood Angels have gone down the darker path of the Flesh Tearers than this new "Awesome Codex McBatnipples". *blegh*
6 Marine Armies and counting... Why do I do it to myself ? Someone help me I'm an addict
Nurgle is the chaos god for me. He seems to be the only god that actually cares about his followers. That isn't usually a good thing for them but hey at least he doesn't hate his own.
Nurgle is best because he (even if an act) cares for his minions and followers.
In addition for Slaanesh followers, you guys are missing the emptiness side of being a follower of Slaanesh, Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll WILL leave you unfulfilled and you'll seek other sources of stimulation...this is not always a good thing people...
This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.
Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job.
Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.
I must admite i wouldn't like to be sat on by Nurgle, or any of his followers. Actualy to be honest i don't thing i'de want to be sat on by any chaos god.
Did you know? Every sunday from 12 to 5 pm you can get a carvery for £6.95 at the pudding and pye.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!!
MAIM! KILL! BURN! MAIM! KILL! BURN!
KHORNE SHALL COME OUT ON TOP, REGARDLESS!
Oh, and you forgot Malal.
I have 2000 points of , called the Crimson Leaves.
I will soon be starting WoC, devoted to I have 500 points of , in blueberry and ice cream (light grey and light blue) flavour. From the fictional world Darkheim.
DarkHound wrote:Stop it you. Core has changed. It's no longer about nations, ideologies or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles, fought by mercenaries and machines. Core, and its consumption of life, has become a well-oiled machine. Core has changed. ID tagged soldiers carry ID tagged weapons, use ID tagged gear. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. Genetic control. Information control. Emotion control. Battlefield control. Everything is monitored, and kept under control. Core has changed. The age of deterrence has become the age of control. All in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction. And he who controls the battlefield, controls history. Core has changed. When the battlefield is under total control, war... becomes routine.
As a rugby player my only thoughts are
blood and skulls blood and skulls blood and skulls
so........BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DOOMFART's Drunken Rugby Player FOR DOOMFART! FOR GES! FOR DAKKA!!!!
Kanluwen wrote:Cadian Blood and Soul Hunter?
They're like kidnapping someone, and forcefeeding them heroin until they're hooked.
Slaanesh, I want it all and I want it now, repeatedly.
"I drive a big car, cuz I'm a big star. I'll make a big rock-and-roll hit." "I am a big car, and I'm a strip bar. Some call it fake, I call it good-as-it-gets."
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
And then you don't want that and you want some stuff stuffed into you...remember, you look for stimulus in all varieties...it includes giving AND receiving .
This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.
Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job.
Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.
nazule wrote:My heart has a special place for all the gods of Chaos.
I went with Tzeentch
Let the Galaxy Burn...
Death to the False Emperor of Mankind!
^This does not equal this \/
nazule wrote:
just because I just finished Thousand Sons novel.
Spoiler:
If you just finished "A Thousand Sons" you should know that Tzeentch ROYALLY screwed over the Thousand sons, unless you are saying you went with Tzeentch BECAUSE he screwed over the Thousand Sons legion
inb4 Mal- DAMNIT! I wanted to vote Malal! Gratz Viking
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In Reference to me:
Emperors Faithful wrote: I'm certainly not going to attract the ire of the crazy-giant-child-eating-chicken-poster
Monster Rain wrote:
DAR just laid down the law so hard I think it broke.
Tombworld El'Lahaun 2500pts
Hive Fleet Vestis 5000pts
Disciples of Caliban 2000pts
Crimson Fist 2000pts
World Eaters 1850pts
Angels Encarmine 1850pts
Iron Hospitalers 1850 pts (Black Templar Successor)
Sons of Medusa 1850pts
Tartarus IXth Renegade Legion 2500pts
Slaanesh 
Nurgle= Yes ur going to live forever and your hard to kill...but your a maggoty bag of rot
Tzeench= Sure you make Harry Potter look like a bitch, but in a long chain of mutations your going to inevitably wind up spawn.
Khorne= God of Murder, doesnt care were the blood flowes as long as it does, ur term in the cult is bound to be short lived.
Children of Excess 2500pts
Why do I do it to myself 
? Someone help me I'm an addict 
, called the Crimson Leaves.
, in blueberry and ice cream (light grey and light blue) flavour. From the fictional world Darkheim.
