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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/29 08:29:14
Subject: Do you believe too?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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RuinToAll wrote:Hello. I had a small 'accident' with my knife I use on my CSM, namely my World Eaters a few months back. Who are Khornites.
It was a small cut on my thumb. The wound bled for approximately 5 hours, even as I piled band-aids onto it.
The wound still hasn't healed completely and it's still red.
Now, about a week ago I was being picked on and bullied as per usual, except now, for the first time, they hit me. Hard.
I looked at my hand, and I felt a rush of blood lust rise inside me. I punched the person in question in the face as I screamed these words:
'BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!'
And again:
'SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!'
His skull was fractured after my numerous punches while repeating those words.
The blood lust hasn't left me. I have cut the mark into my chest.
Khorne truly does exist.
Has anyone else had this sort of experience?
For the longest time I was thinking you punched the owner of the hand in the face and I was thinking, 'Geeze, that Man's pretty hard'. While trying to work out how you were going to inform the right hand of what the left was doing with a face full of your knuckles.
But it seems you resorted to excessive violence to solve your problems, when you were obviously more than capable of exerting enough force to protect yourself
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"I already told you son, that milk isn't for developing bones. It's for developing character." - C&H |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/29 08:37:29
Subject: Do you believe too?
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Barpharanges
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purplefood wrote:This is pretty disturbing.
5+ X 1000
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The biggest indicator someone is a loser is them complaining about 3d printers or piracy. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/29 10:55:22
Subject: Do you believe too?
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Sadistic Inquisitorial Excruciator
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Meh, sounds like a case of nerd rage.
I saw a fight way back in middle school where this kid was getting his ass kicked until he got super mad and screamed kaioken! and proceeded to flail at the other kid until he ran away.
If what you say IS true, enjoy the legal repercussions and mandatory counseling. I'm sure your parents will be very proud.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/29 14:53:17
Subject: Do you believe too?
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A Skull at the Throne of Khorne
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C'mon guys! Some of you got it, yes, I'm a troll. But is trying to start a cult on the interwebz really so wrong?
I just thought you would be more, like.... Helpful. At least SOMEONE could have joined in and got all lolololol Itroluasheretic!
FU, guys.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/29 15:01:32
Subject: Re:Do you believe too?
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Stalwart Ultramarine Tactical Marine
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This should be good...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/29 15:24:24
Subject: Re:Do you believe too?
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Barpharanges
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This guy wants to start a Cult of Khorne...  X 10,000
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The biggest indicator someone is a loser is them complaining about 3d printers or piracy. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/29 15:29:38
Subject: Do you believe too?
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Bounding Ultramarine Assault Trooper
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RuinToAll wrote:C'mon guys! Some of you got it, yes, I'm a troll. But is trying to start a cult on the interwebz really so wrong?
I just thought you would be more, like.... Helpful. At least SOMEONE could have joined in and got all lolololol Itroluasheretic!
FU, guys.
Fail. A troll NEVER admits they are a troll.
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Go Sonic the Ultramarine! Zap to the Extreme!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/29 15:40:39
Subject: Re:Do you believe too?
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Barpharanges
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You are no true Troll!
Go terriose the Tri state area!
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This message was edited 6 times. Last update was at 2010/11/29 15:43:05
The biggest indicator someone is a loser is them complaining about 3d printers or piracy. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/29 16:48:04
Subject: Do you believe too?
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Sadistic Inquisitorial Excruciator
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RuinToAll wrote:Hello. I had a small 'accident' with my knife I use on my CSM, namely my World Eaters a few months back. Who are Khornites.
It was a small cut on my thumb. The wound bled for approximately 5 hours, even as I piled band-aids onto it.
The wound still hasn't healed completely and it's still red.
Proof that you aren't a troll, as then you wouldn't need pansy band-aids.
That also fails you as a cultist, since Khorne cares not from whence the blood flows, and he certainly does not approve of band-aids.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/29 17:07:46
Subject: Do you believe too?
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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RuinToAll wrote:C'mon guys! Some of you got it, yes, I'm a troll. But is trying to start a cult on the interwebz really so wrong?
I just thought you would be more, like.... Helpful. At least SOMEONE could have joined in and got all lolololol Itroluasheretic!
FU, guys.
Dakka doesn't approve of Trolls.
and we certaintly don't approve of Real life Khorne Cults.
Dakka is a Wargaming forum. if you really must discuss this further take it to off-topic.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/29 19:43:24
Subject: Do you believe too?
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[DCM]
Sentient OverBear
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This sort of thread isn't appropriate for Dakka; fracturing someone's skull is NOT the sort of thing we condone bragging about.
Locking thread.
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DQ:70S++G+++M+B++I+Pw40k94+ID+++A++/sWD178R+++T(I)DM+++
Trust me, no matter what damage they have the potential to do, single-shot weapons always flatter to deceive in 40k. Rule #1 - BBAP
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