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No one but a Primarch should be able to spank a Thirster over his knee.

Sanguinious could do it. the Sanguinor shouldn't.

Grey Templar wrote:No one but a Primarch should be able to spank a Thirster over his knee.

Sanguinious could do it. the Sanguinor shouldn't.

Oh I agree entirely! Primarchs are one thing...random legends are another. I do now realise that is in fact Sanguinius. The irony of if it was sanguinor would have been hilarious.


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Well, seeing no ones in the mood to comment, without further ado!


The Dark Angels - Their Secret Isnt So Secret.

So the Dark Angels have ranked pretty lowly in this ranking, but I really dont hate them. Theres a lot of less nice fluffy races out there, but the race I was considering putting here would probably of caused quite the uproar, as Dark Angels dont have the best fluff.

So this secret. Lets talk about the secret.

Dark Angel: So you want to know our secret?
Inquisitor: Yes, but realize that we will punish your entire chapter for their heresy if this secret is as such.
Dark Angel: Ok, so during the horus heresy, Half of us turned to chaos and we had this massive battle. So our fighting on the planet pretty much destroyed it, and we chase other chaos around because we want to kill them because they might be us.
Inquisitor: Continue.
Dark Angel: ...umm
Inquisitor: Whats the secret!
Dark Angel: That is the secret
Inquisitor: What is!
Dark Angel: I just told you!
Inquisitor: DONT PLAY GAMES WITH ME!
Dark Angel: Half of us turned to chaos!
Inquisitor: Yeesss, then what?
Dark Angel: Thats it.
Inquisitor: We already knew that though!
Dark Angel: oh...really?

As a noob, I spent quite some time searching for this so called "secret" only to find that it was in fact the most obvious trait the Dark Angels have, they hate chaos because half of them turned to it during the heresy. This I new all along, and its the only big piece of fluff that the Dark Angels have going for them at the moment.

Not to mention that if you do some digging, the Dark Angels are sowing the malicious seeds of heresy. More than once, the Dark Angels have threatened to orbitally bomb Black Templars who are killing Fallen.

I dont really dislike the Dark Angels, but their whole plot line isnt so great in my eyes. Still a nice little codex. As the rankings go on, we will get into better and better codexes. The storm has passed, now for the calm before the awesome.

Kinda have to agree about the Dark Angel... Half of us turned to Chaos... well, the other half didn't and is being pretty zealous about wiping the chaotic half.

Why is this a secret?

Now, don't get me wrong, if it came out (so to say) now, after 10,000 years, it would cause some wtf reaction in the imperium - mainly in a 'Really? That's all you've been hidding? I don't believe you' way - but it's the kind of thing that should never been hidden in the first place.