Things that make you feel silly

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**Some_Call_Me_Tim?**

...Chili, you scare me. Stay away.

I catch myself talking to myself all the time when I am alone. I then look over my shoulder to see if anyone is there, as I feel like such a dork.

_Tim?

**Mordoskul**

I practice my voice acting when I think I'm alone.

**Asherian Command**

Some_Call_Me_Tim? wrote:...Chili, you scare me. Stay away.

I catch myself talking to myself all the time when I am alone. I then look over my shoulder to see if anyone is there, as I feel like such a dork.

_Tim?

I do that sometimes too, and I call him Mal. and me I call Cal. and we have such intelligent discussions in my head. And then some strange things start to happen.

**FITZZ**

battle Brother Lucifer wrote:
FITZZ wrote: I'm fairly tall,6'4"...so I constantly knock my head into random things,open kitchen cabinets are the worst.

I've also,over the period of many years,walked through three closed sliding glass patio doors.

Through?? That must have hurt.

Well,twice alcohol was involved...so it didn't hurt until the following day,the other was when I was around seventeen,I had just helped my (then) girlfriends Grandmother paint her house,it was getting dark outside and I had just returned all the ladders and paint supplies to a storage shed she had in her back yard,I then went to walk through what I thought to be an open door....Crash!!

**sillyboy**

*looks at username*

Lets just say there is a reason, why everybody calls me that.

**youbedead**

Super glued my foerhead to my desk

**Corpsesarefun**

I constantly start speaking with accents without noticing especially if I have been talking to someone with said accent, its annoying at times.

Also one day towards the end of secondary school I thought it would be fun to sprint towards and flying kick open one of those lock mechanismless doors. Just before I hit it the world slowed down and I heard a friend shout "noooo tom! its pull door!" before hitting the door awkwardly and falling to the ground.

**snurl**

Every year around the fourth of July I manage to be involved in a spectacular fireworks accident of one kind or another. I don't do it on purpose; but at least one rocket a year has a short fuse, short flight, or a guidance system locked on snurl. Alcohol is usually a factor.

**Melkhiordarkblade**

When I'm on my phone,I'm told I walk around picking up stuff then putting it back down.I remember the walking but not the picking up stuff. :(

Also when I watch action movies.I sometimes get up a swing my arms like the movie swordsman/Karate Kid/etc.

**Cheesecat**

Asherian Command wrote:
KingCracker wrote:You know there IS a documented medical condition called something like "foreign accent syndrome" or something along those lines. Anywho, people will just suddenly HAVE an accent for no reason.

I do something similar. Similar in the fact that Ill be stupid to embarrass the wife, and talk for an hour or so in some random accent, and then afterwards words will still come out like that on their own

Yeah I searched it up and found it to be an actual syndrome. http://www.wisegeek.com/what-is-foreign-accent-syndrome.htm
Then also this
Happiness Syndrome(HS) is a serious mental disorder that not only affects the victm, but also has an impact on those around him/her. It can last anywhere from a month to a lifetime. Recent studies have shown that allowing the patient to experience happy activities helps to alleviate their symptoms. This also should be coupled with cognitive behavior therapy for better results.

Symptoms
- Inability to think things through

-Acting like a child

-Easily exciteable

-Absurd thoughts of grandeur

- Decreased need for sleep

- More talkative than usual

- Flight of ideas (thoughts racing)

- Distractability

- Increased activity

- Excessive involvement in potentially dangerous activities

Yeah. I feel silly alot. Especially after I start talking to people for hours upon end, and I don't notice it. Also when a girl sits right next to me, I don't feel extremely comfortable sitting next to a girl that looks like a stripper...

Holy feth, I think I have happiness syndrome I have all those symptoms.