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2011/02/11 05:53:21
Subject: Re:40k Bumper Stickers?
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Impassive Inquisitorial Interrogator
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I suggest three.
First, the iconic, everlasting Aquila:
Second, HERESY!
Last, but certainly not least,
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"Don't put your trust in revolutions. They always come around again. That's why they're called revolutions. People die, and nothing changes."
In the grim darkness of the 41st millenium... there is only brand loyalty! |
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2011/02/11 06:10:43
Subject: 40k Bumper Stickers?
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Focused Fire Warrior
australia
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chapter approved ( toyota)
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 Moonblade cadre 3400 pts
 24th Regiment of Tra 1800 pts
Laylith the whites host - High elves 3500 pts
Men of the holy shrine - Bretonnian 3200 pts
Scarsnick;s hoddies -Night gobbos 2100 pts
The guard of the east gate of Mordhiem - 3200pts |
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2011/02/11 13:13:12
Subject: 40k Bumper Stickers?
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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In case of explosion, remain D6" away
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 Buy Imperial War Bonds
Killing daemons, heretics, witches, worse witches, mindless robots, traitors, hungry bugs, green skins and space communists needs your monetary support. |
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2011/02/11 18:23:25
Subject: 40k Bumper Stickers?
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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"My other car is a Leman Russ"
"Dedicated Transport"
"Tau Onboard"
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I'm just a simple guy who is trying to make Daemon Princes look like Pokémon. - The Baron
That's my ACTUAL Necron Army list you turd. +27 scarabs. Stop hatin'! -Dash of Pepper |
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2011/02/11 19:50:48
Subject: 40k Bumper Stickers?
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Kovnik
Bristol
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Watch out for the Assault Ramp...
Or
'Passengers supplied unassembled and unpainted'
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Nerivant wrote:The Custodes are the reason Draigo is staying in the Warp.
ObliviousBlueCaboose wrote:I cant wait until i team up with a cron player an kill a land raider with a lasgun.
Black Templars- Nothing makes you manly like unalterable AV 14! |
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2011/02/12 10:00:27
Subject: 40k Bumper Stickers?
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
'Waves hand' This isn't the user you are looking for.
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Lonecoon wrote:"My other car is a lucius pattern baneblade"
Fixed that for you, but I did first see it in someones sig, so kudos to them. And for other races:
"My uvver wagon iz a Gargant"
"My other car is a is a car nifex"
Bye
Waaagh!
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A firm believer in yin and yang.
My eternal thanks to lennysmash for helping me with pics in my blog.
stephen fry wrote: Stephen 'My Bottom is a treasure house' Fry
W/L/D
1/150,000,000/2 |
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2011/02/12 10:52:49
Subject: 40k Bumper Stickers?
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Powerful Chaos Warrior
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Keep Portland WAAAGH!
("keep portland weird" is a Portland meme that shows up on bumperstickers)
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2011/02/12 10:54:54
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2011/02/12 11:24:10
Subject: 40k Bumper Stickers?
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Mysterious Techpriest
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" If you can read this you're a Heretic"
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2011/02/12 13:12:35
Subject: Re:40k Bumper Stickers?
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Ferocious Black Templar Castellan
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"If you can r... BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!"
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For thirteen years I had a dog with fur the darkest black. For thirteen years he was my friend, oh how I want him back. |
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2011/02/13 19:10:44
Subject: 40k Bumper Stickers?
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Human Auxiliary to the Empire
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DarthLakey wrote:Hell Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
on a lambroghini (or other sports car)
This vehicle is fast (so i move 18")
Or once they make hover-cars you could say "This vehicle is a fast skimmer (so I move 24")"
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2011/02/13 19:54:07
Subject: 40k Bumper Stickers?
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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'Warning: Railgun on board. Keep back 72"'
"I left my storm shield in my other set of power armor"
"For the Greater Good...quite tail-gating!"
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2011/02/13 19:58:50
Subject: Re:40k Bumper Stickers?
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Stormin' Stompa
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Forget the mechanic, hail the Omnisia! Fallowed by the cog symbol.
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Ask yourself: have you rated a gallery image today? |
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2011/02/13 19:59:12
Subject: 40k Bumper Stickers?
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Mysterious Techpriest
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"Tail-gating wil result in BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!"
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2011/02/13 20:01:17
Subject: 40k Bumper Stickers?
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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"You should see my Battle Barge."
"If you can read this you will explode."
"Stop Reading this!"
"Knowledge is Power, but so is this car."
"Don't like my driving? Go to Armaggedon to understand why."
"Honk if you think the Sisters of Battle Are sexy."
"Heresy!"
"Red Go FASTA!"
"Why can't we all just BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULL FOR THE SKULL THRONE!"
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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2011/02/13 21:23:02
Subject: 40k Bumper Stickers?
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Automated Rubric Marine of Tzeentch
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Samus_aran115 wrote:"Didn't have enough points for Plasma Sponsons"
Quite a few good ones in the thread, but this one made me laugh.
"My uver wagon has a deff-rolla."
"They see me WAAAAAGHing, they hating"
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2011/02/13 21:33:06
Subject: 40k Bumper Stickers?
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
Houston, Tx
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My other car is a METAL BAWKES!!!
On a side note, during convoy live fire training my platoon sergeant referred to the trucks as metal boxes... I giggled.
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 Maybe you hang out with immature women. Maybe you're attracted to immature women because you think they'll let you shpadoink them. |
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2011/02/13 21:39:53
Subject: 40k Bumper Stickers?
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Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!
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Asherian Command wrote:"
"Honk if you think the Sisters of Battle Are sexy."
The Classic! I'd get it!
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Emperors Faithful wrote:
metallifan wrote:Maybe it's not the ROFLSTOMP that Americans are used to...
Best summary of foeign policy. Ever.
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2011/02/13 23:31:48
Subject: Re:40k Bumper Stickers?
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Legendary Dogfighter
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
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Horn broken, so watch out for H/K missile.
If you think I'm a bad driver, you've never been to Necromunda.
Someone stole my radio, but I still have my sponson weapons.
If you can read this bumber sticker, you are in range of my Multi-Melta.
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"How many more worlds do we sacrifice? How many more millions or billions do we betray before we turn and fight?" - attributed to Captain Leoten Semper of Battlefleet Gothic - Gothic War, the evacuation of Belatis.
If commanding a Titan is a measure of true power, then commanding a warship is like having one foot on the Golden Throne - Navy saying. |
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2011/02/13 23:46:53
Subject: 40k Bumper Stickers?
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
University of St. Andrews
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If you can read this, you are within melta range.
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"If everything on Earth were rational, nothing would ever happen."
~Fyodor Dostoevsky
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
~Hanlon's Razor
 707th Lubyan Aquila Banner Motor Rifle Regiment (6000 pts)
Battlefleet Tomania (2500 pts)
Visit my nation on Nation States!
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2011/02/13 23:56:01
Subject: 40k Bumper Stickers?
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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"What does this button do? WAAAAAAAAAGH!"
"Warning: May Kareen! unexpectantly"
"Drive me closer! I want to hit them with my sword!"
L. Wrex
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2011/02/14 00:05:47
Subject: 40k Bumper Stickers?
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
University of St. Andrews
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YES. We need a drive me closer bumper sticker.
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"If everything on Earth were rational, nothing would ever happen."
~Fyodor Dostoevsky
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
~Hanlon's Razor
707th Lubyan Aquila Banner Motor Rifle Regiment (6000 pts)
Battlefleet Tomania (2500 pts)
Visit my nation on Nation States!
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2011/02/14 00:40:15
Subject: 40k Bumper Stickers?
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Calculating Commissar
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"HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!"
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2011/02/14 03:38:09
Subject: 40k Bumper Stickers?
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Powerful Chaos Warrior
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where does that "drive me closer" meme come from? I've seen it on some motivational posters, but I feel I'm missing something...
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2011/02/14 04:47:35
Subject: 40k Bumper Stickers?
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
University of St. Andrews
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It doesn't come form anywhere AFAIK. Someone had a picture of a Leman Russ squad advancing, with a Commissar waving his sword around, and they stuck the drive me closer on as a joke. And it has become an iconic joke of the 40k fandom.
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"If everything on Earth were rational, nothing would ever happen."
~Fyodor Dostoevsky
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
~Hanlon's Razor
707th Lubyan Aquila Banner Motor Rifle Regiment (6000 pts)
Battlefleet Tomania (2500 pts)
Visit my nation on Nation States!
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2011/02/14 04:53:44
Subject: 40k Bumper Stickers?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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Brake for Carnifexen. It could save your life.
Watch for Jetbikes!
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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2011/02/14 04:58:39
Subject: 40k Bumper Stickers?
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Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!
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"Jones is acting strangely" With a confused guardsman behind it 
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Emperors Faithful wrote:
metallifan wrote:Maybe it's not the ROFLSTOMP that Americans are used to...
Best summary of foeign policy. Ever.
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2011/02/14 04:59:31
Subject: 40k Bumper Stickers?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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My son the Commissar just summarily executed your Guardsman.
Automatically Appended Next Post:
Wouldn't it be great if just once the Schola Progenium had all the money it needed and the Adeptus Astartes had to hold a bake sale to buy a Land Raider?
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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2011/02/14 05:38:02
Subject: 40k Bumper Stickers?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Monster Rain wrote:Wouldn't it be great if just once the Schola Progenium had all the money it needed and the Adeptus Astartes had to hold a bake sale to buy a Land Raider?
Best. Bumper sticker. Ever.
Along those lines...
"Give grimdark a chance" (alt. "give exterminatus a chance")
"I dare to hope... a world without space marines."
"Terrorism is the Exterminatus of the poor, Exterminatus is the terrorism of the rich."
Man, there are so many liberal bumper stickers that could so easily be redone 40k-style...
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2011/02/14 08:02:33
Subject: 40k Bumper Stickers?
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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"Exterminatus: The only way to be sure
(in smaller text) and sometimes that isn't enough"
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Buy Imperial War Bonds
Killing daemons, heretics, witches, worse witches, mindless robots, traitors, hungry bugs, green skins and space communists needs your monetary support. |
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2011/02/14 08:28:25
Subject: 40k Bumper Stickers?
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Hooded Inquisitorial Interrogator
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Ordo Hereticus: Fighting the Enemy Within
Ordo Xenos: Fighting the Enemy Without
Ordo Malleus: Fighting the Enemy Beyond
Gregor Eisenhorn is my hero
(Insert Primarch Here) is my hero
Fast Attack Choice
('s all I can think of right now that hasn't been brought up yet. I plan on getting custom Ravenwing decals for my car.)
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 Angels of Nezeria (Dark Angels successor chapter)
  Tau Marines: Defectors to the Tau Empire (let the nerdrage begin!)
 Fledgling Cadian Imp Guard: because I want to paint tanks
 Member of the Cadian 642nd -- even in death we serve the Emperor!
DR:70--S+GM+++B+I+Pw40k09#+D+++A++/wWD-R++T(F)DM+ (except i really suck and my last game was during 6th ed)
KamikazeCanuck: It's more like a big, giant red button in a glass case with a little hammer that says "Break in case of Galaxy on fire" |
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