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Wolf wrote:If your really desperate, you could try ebay. I'm sure they have great services in the condom industry !
It comes to no surprise that they hand out condoms freely at most colleges and universities in the North East of England, I'm sure Albatross and well, most British people know why.
The equivilent to our Chemists for you will sell them.
Does the U.K. still study Alchemy?
Did you guys ever convert lead to gold?
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Any general store, really. Here in the U.S, you can find them in Wal-mart, Wal-greens, Wal-anything.
You yanks are more backwards than I thought if you don't practice chemistry...
plastic bin bag + box of condoms + wire clothes hangar + the look on the cashier's face when they scan the items = worth it, even if you're only going to use the box-o-rubbers
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
plastic bin bag + box of condoms + wire clothes hangar + the look on the cashier's face when they scan the items = worth it, even if you're only going to use the box-o-rubbers
Wal-Mart
Bag of Clothes Pins + Box of condoms + tub of Cool whip + Roll of duct tape +Tube of Lipstick + Inflatable Raft + Jump Rope = Cashier dousing you in Holy Water.
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
plastic bin bag + box of condoms + wire clothes hangar + the look on the cashier's face when they scan the items = worth it, even if you're only going to use the box-o-rubbers
Wal-Mart
Bag of Clothes Pins + Box of condoms + tub of Cool whip + Roll of duct tape +Tube of Lipstick + Inflatable Raft + Jump Rope = Cashier dousing you in Holy Water.
Rope + Mallet + rubber tubing + Condoms + Vagasil + Industrial size tub of Vasolene + 3 electric toothbrushes + Cannibal Corpse's "Best of" CD = Cashier dying of a heart attack.
Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats.
Well since we're going on about nonsensical things to do with condoms, I've got one. At Wal-Mart's everywhere there's old people who don't pay attention to their carts. Take advantage of this and dump as many boxes of condoms as you can into it when they aren't looking.
If you need me, I'll be busy wiping the layers of dust off my dice.
They give them out at various youth events, like Orientation day at uni.
You can buy them in chemists and supermarkets, or in vending machines in pubs.
“We may observe that the government in a civilized country is much more expensive than in a barbarous one; and when we say that one government is more expensive than another, it is the same as if we said that that one country is farther advanced in improvement than another. To say that the government is expensive and the people not oppressed is to say that the people are rich.”
Adam Smith, who must have been some kind of leftie or something.
Emperors Faithful wrote:I start orientation next week. Verification inbound.
Good luck!
And remember, you will never see a finer collection of women all gather together than you will at university.
“We may observe that the government in a civilized country is much more expensive than in a barbarous one; and when we say that one government is more expensive than another, it is the same as if we said that that one country is farther advanced in improvement than another. To say that the government is expensive and the people not oppressed is to say that the people are rich.”
Adam Smith, who must have been some kind of leftie or something.
I believe the question has been answered, so I propose a new one. Has anyone actually noticed a difference performance-wise between the difference types? The super thin ones actually are super thin and prelubed are just that, but beyond that I've never seen a difference.
Side note: If you have the choice, get flavored. They're uber versatile often for barely more.
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You notice how I told them where to find them in the next line of the post you quoted? At least I was On Topic. Anyway, if anyone was actually inspired by my comment to go out and have unprotected sex to teach their immune system how to fight off AIDS I'd like to hear from you.
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate.
For the record, I thought it was funny; but then again, I have a dark sense of humor.
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
You notice how I told them where to find them in the next line of the post you quoted?
Doesn't change the irresponsibility of the staement at all sally.
Somethings just aren't funny.
And who gets to decide what is and isn't funny? No one is going to take such a ridiculous statement as that seriously, especially when it includes a reference to an extremely deadly and incurable disease... Come on man.
Avatar 720 wrote:For the record, I thought it was funny; but then again, I have a dark sense of humor.
You're evil!
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate.
You notice how I told them where to find them in the next line of the post you quoted?
Doesn't change the irresponsibility of the staement at all sally.
Somethings just aren't funny.
And who gets to decide what is and isn't funny?
Avatar 720 wrote:For the record, I thought it was funny; but then again, I have a dark sense of humor.
You're evil!
+1 internets for you.
Your right, None can refute your ability to say anythign you want. Indeed common sense and good taste must come from within .
However, people who have had loved ones die from said disease might still find your off-hand attempt at internet cool points to be rather tasteless and insensitive.
CT GAMER wrote:However, people who have had loved ones die from said disease might still find your off-hand attempt at internet cool points to be rather tasteless and insensitive.
You think I don't have loved ones that have been affected by things that people make jokes about on this forum? You're wrong. The difference is that I don't get all butthurt about it and take it personally when someone says something stupid for stupidity's sake.
Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate.
KHADOR 
X-Wing (Empire Strong) 
Anyway, if anyone was actually inspired by my comment to go out and have unprotected sex to teach their immune system how to fight off AIDS I'd like to hear from you.
