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2011/02/15 18:24:09
Subject: New blade, first blood
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Infiltrating Broodlord
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Still, the number of times I've ever, ever said
"Oh Man! If I don't wrap some duct tape around my crotch, I'm gonna be having sex! (taping noises) Whew! Just in time to avoid that awful Mary-Jane Rottencrotch."
is zero.
Your count is more?
Odd.
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2011/02/15 18:26:00
Subject: Re:New blade, first blood
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Napoleonics Obsesser
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chuckwilliams wrote:PArdon my messy kitchen 
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Perkustin wrote:Lol, salt in the wound! Or in this case plastic glue. I can imagine you shrieking in pain as you put the glue on your cut, falling off your chair and and then wailing tearfully on the floor, this thought makes me smile.
It was more of a guttural growling, but thanks
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bullyboy76 wrote:Wish they had used super glue on this pesky things those hobby knifes lol
Holy cow... what third world country did they stitch that together in? Looks like Dr. Frankenstein stitched you up with baling wire and a knitting needle. Sheesh!
LOLwut? You're whining about that? I cut myself like that on a semi-daily basis scraping ultramarine icons off honour guard! *hearty laugh*
Anyway, I've used GW super glue when the bleeding just WILL NOT stop. Fortunately, that's rare. Covering it in my dirty painting rag is just as efficient. Can't have blood on me' models.
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2011/02/15 18:30:18
Subject: New blade, first blood
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Boosting Ultramarine Biker
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I took off the tip of my thumb cutting cabage with a butcher knife... fun times. It's been like 5 years and it's still numb to the tip.
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2011/02/15 19:31:02
Subject: New blade, first blood
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Gangly Grot Rebel
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Doomthumbs wrote:Still, the number of times I've ever, ever said
"Oh Man! If I don't wrap some duct tape around my crotch, I'm gonna be having sex! (taping noises) Whew! Just in time to avoid that awful Mary-Jane Rottencrotch."
is zero.
Your count is more?
Odd.
I didnt say I strapped it to myself. Of course, this is all just fun and joking, but sometimes you've got to keep the other foxes out of your hen house Automatically Appended Next Post: Samus_aran115 wrote:
LOLwut? You're whining about that? I cut myself like that on a semi-daily basis scraping ultramarine icons off honour guard! *hearty laugh*
Anyway, I've used GW super glue when the bleeding just WILL NOT stop. Fortunately, that's rare. Covering it in my dirty painting rag is just as efficient. Can't have blood on me' models.
I wasn't whining. just making note of the fact that my brand new blade, on my first modeling job after 10 years out of the hobby, took approximately 5 minutes to bite me. Of course, I would have broken the blade on my old, calloused, glue caked thumb. Used to use it to deflect errant bullets.
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2011/02/15 20:26:39
Subject: New blade, first blood
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Doomthumbs wrote:I painted a ripper basecoated in Dheneb Stone and then colored and shaded with the blood from minor nicks while modeling.
That is possibly the creepiest thing I've ever heard happening in real life, as far as wargamming is concerned.
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2011/02/15 20:46:43
Subject: New blade, first blood
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Gangly Grot Rebel
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Ailaros wrote:Doomthumbs wrote:I painted a ripper basecoated in Dheneb Stone and then colored and shaded with the blood from minor nicks while modeling.
That is possibly the creepiest thing I've ever heard happening in real life, as far as wargamming is concerned.
I think any real Khorne player should christen (for lack of a better word) all of his models with blood, preferably his/her own.
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2011/02/15 21:24:25
Subject: New blade, first blood
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Chalice-Wielding Sanguinary High Priest
Arlington TX, but want to be back in Seattle WA
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Yeah, I have no plans to seal my wounds with super glue. Im not a chemist, but I can imagine there are possibly carcinogens in glue that bonds like that. Just let Thrombocytes and white blood cells do their job!
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2011/02/15 21:52:36
Subject: New blade, first blood
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Gangly Grot Rebel
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Element206 wrote:Yeah, I have no plans to seal my wounds with super glue. Im not a chemist, but I can imagine there are possibly carcinogens in glue that bonds like that. Just let Thrombocytes and white blood cells do their job!
Too slow. I'm betting you aren't surfing the internet on an old Pentium.
I want instant gratification! Cut, blood, glue, done. Hungry, Freezer, Microwave, Hot Pocket.
Game, Set, Match
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2011/02/16 01:25:01
Subject: New blade, first blood
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Khorne cares not from where it flows, only that it flows; AND YOU ARE STOPPING IT FROM FLOWING!
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
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