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2011/03/05 16:54:10
Subject: Re:Tractor Beams plausible say scientists.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
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2011/03/05 20:13:05
Subject: Tractor Beams plausible say scientists.
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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Happygrunt wrote:This week made me love science. Boobs and tractor beams.
I don't like where this is going.
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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2011/03/05 20:19:07
Subject: Tractor Beams plausible say scientists.
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Melissa wrote:Happy Grunt wrote:This week made me love science. Boobs and tractor beams.
I don't like where this is going.
Wait...You were ok with the idea of being able to strangle people with your miniaturized laser eyes...but tractor beam boobs concerns you?
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
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2011/03/05 20:24:13
Subject: Tractor Beams plausible say scientists.
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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FITZZ wrote:Melissa wrote:Happy Grunt wrote:This week made me love science. Boobs and tractor beams.
I don't like where this is going.
Wait...You were ok with the idea of being able to strangle people with your miniaturized laser eyes...but tractor beam boobs concerns you?
It would be easier for her to pull in the prey and zap them! What not to love?
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2011/03/05 20:33:09
Subject: Re:Tractor Beams plausible say scientists.
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Veteran ORC
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Boobs already have a "pulling force" for the eyes, anyway.
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I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying. |
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2011/03/05 20:33:37
Subject: Tractor Beams plausible say scientists.
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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This thread is full of so much win. If only I could quote it all..
"Hey Legoburner! I have an idea!" 
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2011/03/05 21:05:35
Subject: Tractor Beams plausible say scientists.
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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The unbelieveably sad part is that even though we are talking about women shooting tractor beams out of their breasts and then killing us with eye lasers... It's still on topic.
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2011/03/05 21:37:38
Subject: Tractor Beams plausible say scientists.
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Calculating Commissar
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Chowderhead wrote:The unbelieveably sad part is that even though we are talking about women shooting tractor beams out of their breasts and then killing us with eye lasers... It's still on topic.
Thats why they are so AWESOME!
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2011/03/05 22:09:06
Subject: Tractor Beams plausible say scientists.
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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FITZZ wrote:Melissa wrote:Happy Grunt wrote:This week made me love science. Boobs and tractor beams.
I don't like where this is going.
Wait...You were ok with the idea of being able to strangle people with your miniaturized laser eyes...but tractor beam boobs concerns you?
It's remote groping that concerns me 
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2011/03/05 22:40:17
Subject: Tractor Beams plausible say scientists.
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
University of St. Andrews
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Chowderhead wrote:The unbelieveably sad part is that even though we are talking about women shooting tractor beams out of their breasts and then killing us with eye lasers... It's still on topic.
I may have to sig that...
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"If everything on Earth were rational, nothing would ever happen."
~Fyodor Dostoevsky
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
~Hanlon's Razor
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2011/03/05 22:52:11
Subject: Tractor Beams plausible say scientists.
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Veteran ORC
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Melissia wrote:FITZZ wrote:Melissa wrote:Happy Grunt wrote:This week made me love science. Boobs and tractor beams.
I don't like where this is going.
Wait...You were ok with the idea of being able to strangle people with your miniaturized laser eyes...but tractor beam boobs concerns you?
It's remote groping that concerns me
I love how this technology isn't out yet and we are already thinking of "Unintended uses" 
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2011/03/06 00:29:38
Subject: Tractor Beams plausible say scientists.
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
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Melissia wrote:FITZZ wrote:Melissa wrote:Happy Grunt wrote:This week made me love science. Boobs and tractor beams.
I don't like where this is going.
Wait...You were ok with the idea of being able to strangle people with your miniaturized laser eyes...but tractor beam boobs concerns you?
It's remote groping that concerns me
Remote groping you say? Why can i see many cooks/ chefs using this for molevolent purposes
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WAAAHG!!! until further notice
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2011/03/06 10:03:15
Subject: Tractor Beams plausible say scientists.
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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ChrisWWII wrote:Chowderhead wrote:The unbelieveably sad part is that even though we are talking about women shooting tractor beams out of their breasts and then killing us with eye lasers... It's still on topic.
I may have to sig that...
You should. 
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2011/03/06 18:22:37
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Fixture of Dakka
Manchester UK
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I feel strangely drawn to this thread...
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I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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2011/03/06 18:28:59
Subject: Tractor Beams plausible say scientists.
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
University of St. Andrews
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Albatross wrote:I feel strangely drawn to this thread...
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"If everything on Earth were rational, nothing would ever happen."
~Fyodor Dostoevsky
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
~Hanlon's Razor
707th Lubyan Aquila Banner Motor Rifle Regiment (6000 pts)
Battlefleet Tomania (2500 pts)
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