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Awesome !

Any serious injuries?

Out of all 7 times I've been hit, the worst injury I've had was.... blue balls... bloody bicycle.

Soladrin wrote:Awesome !

Any serious injuries?

Out of all 7 times I've been hit, the worst injury I've had was.... blue balls... bloody bicycle.

1 KIA

It was my "superman" moment. Jumped at the last second got one foot down on his hood, landed on the roof of his car with my knees, then slid off the back of the car, landed on my feet, then ran like hell because he slammed on the brakes turned around and tried for a second go at me! I'll never get it because the guy was a foot taller than me, had 60+lbs, and arms like Stallone. I'm sure he could have put the hurt on me in the traditional manner, maybe the roids were affecting his judgment.

I had a witness who watched the entire thing and his car was all dented up from running me over, so his options were rather limited after that. Keep his mouth shut or go to jail for attempted murder + assault with deadly weapon. His car may have committed suicide using several rounds of #00 3" buckshot a month later, I wouldn't know.

Wait.. I guy hit you with his car... and tried to mow you down AGAIN? That... makes no sense.

Soladrin wrote:Out of all 7 times I've been hit, the worst injury I've had was.... blue balls... bloody bicycle.

I don't think that means what you think it means...

It is, my balls were actually blue >_<

I once knocked off a guys side mirror when I opened the door to my buddies car, it didn't look broke. So we drove away.

Turns out it was, as he found out when the cops went round to his house.

Cost me $109.79 USD to buy the dude a new mirror, a bargain in my opinion as my buddy wasn't ticketed.

Worst day of my life in a long while.

Are we doing car misfortune stories now? Alrighty.


So, my ex-girlfriend. . . . met her dad by backing into their mailbox. Yeah.

Well at least you didn't hit him. That would have sucked more.

'How did david die?'
'Some guy hit him while he was looking for a dollar on the ground'
'._.'

Samus_aran115 wrote:Well at least you didn't hit him. That would have sucked more.

'How did david die?'
'Some guy hit him while he was looking for a dollar on the ground'
'._.'

I prefer to see it as:

'How did david die?'
'Some guy hit him while he was chasing after a dollar in the middle of the road'
'...idiot.'

Soladrin wrote:Doesn't everything you say involve lady gaga?

Not really, but I do have another Monster Ball thread to make after last night. It. was. EPIC.