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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/30 23:44:12
Subject: If you were a technologically advanced alien species encountering Earth for the first time...
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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FITZZ wrote: @ Lord Scythian...
Sorry if I seemed to be joking at your expense man...it wasn't my intentions to insult you in any way.
Oh no dude. It was totally cool. I was just trying to keep the joke going!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/30 23:48:00
Subject: If you were a technologically advanced alien species encountering Earth for the first time...
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Ahtman wrote:I have no idea as any response I give would still be form from a limited human-centric view point. We have no point of reference to what it would be like and as such just apply our still human ideas.
For all I know I would turn everything into tulips becuase, for reasons I can't begin to grasp, aliens think all planets in this galaxy should be made up of tulips.
Oh Noes it is a Fun Vampire!!!!
In all seriousness i see your point.
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Mary Sue wrote: Perkustin is even more awesome than me!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/30 23:49:28
Subject: If you were a technologically advanced alien species encountering Earth for the first time...
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Lord Scythican wrote:FITZZ wrote: @ Lord Scythian...
Sorry if I seemed to be joking at your expense man...it wasn't my intentions to insult you in any way.
Oh no dude. It was totally cool. I was just trying to keep the joke going!
Aha....once again the lack of the interwebs capabilities of allowing emotion to translate rises up to smite me...
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
 I am Red/Black Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today! <small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/30 23:53:55
Subject: If you were a technologically advanced alien species encountering Earth for the first time...
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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FITZZ wrote:Lord Scythican wrote:FITZZ wrote: @ Lord Scythian...
Sorry if I seemed to be joking at your expense man...it wasn't my intentions to insult you in any way.
Oh no dude. It was totally cool. I was just trying to keep the joke going!
Aha....once again the lack of the interwebs capabilities of allowing emotion to translate rises up to smite me...
I probably should have put this  instead of this :(
the interwebs...
Oh well, take this as an apology...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/30 23:59:03
Subject: If you were a technologically advanced alien species encountering Earth for the first time...
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Lord Scythican wrote:FITZZ wrote:Lord Scythican wrote:FITZZ wrote: @ Lord Scythian...
Sorry if I seemed to be joking at your expense man...it wasn't my intentions to insult you in any way.
Oh no dude. It was totally cool. I was just trying to keep the joke going!
Aha....once again the lack of the interwebs capabilities of allowing emotion to translate rises up to smite me...
I probably should have put this  instead of this :(
the interwebs...
Oh well, take this as an apology...
 ...Indeed I will...and were I a technologically advanced alien species visiting earth for the first time...I belive I'd clone her...a lot....
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
 I am Red/Black Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today! <small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/31 00:01:17
Subject: Re:If you were a technologically advanced alien species encountering Earth for the first time...
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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Did you ever seen my Asdrubael Vect conversion? It is loaded with redheaded clones.
http://www.dakkadakka.com/gallery/images-14732-12563_Asdrubael%20Vect.html
So in otherwords, you know I agree!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/31 00:05:27
Subject: Re:If you were a technologically advanced alien species encountering Earth for the first time...
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Man,that is nice...love it..
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
 I am Red/Black Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today! <small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/31 00:07:49
Subject: Re:If you were a technologically advanced alien species encountering Earth for the first time...
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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FITZZ wrote:
Man,that is nice...love it..
I still need to finish some more detail on it. Orks and Blood Angels got me sidetracked from my Dark Eldar.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/31 00:12:02
Subject: Re:If you were a technologically advanced alien species encountering Earth for the first time...
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Lord Scythican wrote:FITZZ wrote:
Man,that is nice...love it..
I still need to finish some more detail on it. Orks and Blood Angels got me sidetracked from my Dark Eldar.
Trying to juggle more than one army always does that to me as well...still it looks great.
Hey...maybe I could,as a technologically advanced alien species,get some of my clones to do some painting for me..
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
 I am Red/Black Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today! <small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/31 00:13:04
Subject: If you were a technologically advanced alien species encountering Earth for the first time...
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Is it wrong that i dig her lazy eye? Adds alot of charm to her otherwise (too) perfect face.
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Mary Sue wrote: Perkustin is even more awesome than me!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/31 00:14:42
Subject: If you were a technologically advanced alien species encountering Earth for the first time...
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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Perkustin wrote:Is it wrong that i dig her lazy eye? Adds alot of charm to her otherwise (too) perfect face.
The only thing I don't like about her, is she is in Mad Men. I hate that show. Why can't she be Dexter's main squeeze?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/31 00:27:09
Subject: If you were a technologically advanced alien species encountering Earth for the first time...
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Warplord Titan Princeps of Tzeentch
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Gather some biological samples and clone what is necessary for medical research or what might be promising.
Determine if there are any sentient life on the planet, if so, determine if they are a threat to my intergalactic empire. If not, contain them. If so, destroy them.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/31 00:44:48
Subject: If you were a technologically advanced alien species encountering Earth for the first time...
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Kriel Warrior
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EXTERMINATE
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Hurr! Sandvitch! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/31 01:39:43
Subject: If you were a technologically advanced alien species encountering Earth for the first time...
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Posts with Authority
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Sell all the people for medical experiments. Then, party.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/31 01:59:39
Subject: If you were a technologically advanced alien species encountering Earth for the first time...
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Veteran ORC
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Lord Scythican wrote:
I would "Probe" certain specimens, just to make sure they weren't up to anything funny.
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I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/31 02:01:53
Subject: Re:If you were a technologically advanced alien species encountering Earth for the first time...
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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I would just go on my way and leave Earth as it was, as there more than likely would not be anything of much interest to me.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/31 06:49:31
Subject: Re:If you were a technologically advanced alien species encountering Earth for the first time...
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
Did you guys know Canada has a friggin desert?
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Capture them for around 1000 years until the third millenium. Then, I will make the human species mine for gold, ignoring the fact that some humans may have placed gold in their buildings. Then I will talk to a human in an over the top way and say: " while you where learning to spell your name, I was conquering galaxies!"
And if anyone gets the reference, that movie sucked
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You're not playing the game like I play it...why aren't you playing the game like I play it?! O_O |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/31 06:55:12
Subject: If you were a technologically advanced alien species encountering Earth for the first time...
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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I would attempt to contact the most intelligent species on the planet, while sucking up the oceans to find them! :p
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/31 07:45:04
Subject: If you were a technologically advanced alien species encountering Earth for the first time...
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Druid Warder
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start tagging them and filming them and do voice overs with a silly accent
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Hey, I just met you,
and this is crazy,
but I'm a demon,
possess you, maybe?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/31 08:12:46
Subject: Re:If you were a technologically advanced alien species encountering Earth for the first time...
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Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos
Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.
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I would literally leave and never come back.
Maybe take a few female specimens but then just leave.
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I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts
Slaves to Darkness.3k
Word Bearers 2500k
Daemons of Chaos
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/31 08:29:16
Subject: If you were a technologically advanced alien species encountering Earth for the first time...
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Norn Queen
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I'd start a real life THE DEADLIEST WARRIOR!!111!11one!1! event.
Entertainment guaranteed.
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Dman137 wrote:
goobs is all you guys will ever be
By 1-irt: Still as long as Hissy keeps showing up this is one of the most entertaining threads ever.
"Feelin' goods, good enough". |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/31 13:11:06
Subject: Re:If you were a technologically advanced alien species encountering Earth for the first time...
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Warplord Titan Princeps of Tzeentch
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Blitza da warboy wrote:Capture them for around 1000 years until the third millenium. Then, I will make the human species mine for gold, ignoring the fact that some humans may have placed gold in their buildings. Then I will talk to a human in an over the top way and say: " while you where learning to spell your name, I was conquering galaxies!"
But what will you do when those primative savages learn to fly F-15s?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/31 13:20:33
Subject: Re:If you were a technologically advanced alien species encountering Earth for the first time...
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Stealthy Space Wolves Scout
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Wipe them out, take a resource abundant planet for myself. 8D
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/31 13:27:04
Subject: Re:If you were a technologically advanced alien species encountering Earth for the first time...
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Dakka Veteran
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I'd imagine we would be colonized and they would inherit a 6 billion human slave labor force.
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Crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentations of the Eldar! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/31 16:03:43
Subject: If you were a technologically advanced alien species encountering Earth for the first time...
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Kill them all, keep the hot chicks, unless the alien species has weird ass breeding methods offcourse.
Kill them all pretty much sums it up.
OR!, keep them alive for much trolling and griefing induced glee.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/31 16:05:54
Subject: If you were a technologically advanced alien species encountering Earth for the first time...
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Probe the population
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/31 16:11:33
Subject: If you were a technologically advanced alien species encountering Earth for the first time...
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Wrathful Warlord Titan Commander
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FITZZ wrote:...Burn the planet to a cinder...
Sore eyes, long day.....I thought you said bum the planet.
You could at least extend the hand of friendship first!
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How do you promote your Hobby? - Legoburner "I run some crappy wargaming website " |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/31 16:18:28
Subject: If you were a technologically advanced alien species encountering Earth for the first time...
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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notprop wrote:FITZZ wrote:...Burn the planet to a cinder...
Sore eyes, long day.....I thought you said bum the planet.
You could at least extend the hand of friendship first! 
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....True...I initially posted that after a commute home through Atlanta rush hour traffic...at the time seeing the world in flames seemed very appealing.
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
 I am Red/Black Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today! <small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/31 16:24:12
Subject: Re:If you were a technologically advanced alien species encountering Earth for the first time...
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Fixture of Dakka
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alarmingrick wrote:...make sure i knew where Jeff Goldblum and Will Smith were before i landed?
Absolutely this.
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Worship me. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/03/31 16:25:45
Subject: Re:If you were a technologically advanced alien species encountering Earth for the first time...
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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biccat wrote:Blitza da warboy wrote:Capture them for around 1000 years until the third millenium. Then, I will make the human species mine for gold, ignoring the fact that some humans may have placed gold in their buildings. Then I will talk to a human in an over the top way and say: " while you where learning to spell your name, I was conquering galaxies!"
But what will you do when those primative savages learn to fly F-15s?

They never learned how to fly F-15's, they flew the Harrier.
Plus, that movie really did suck.
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