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Made in us
Boom! Leman Russ Commander





Princeton, WV

FITZZ wrote: @ Lord Scythian...

Sorry if I seemed to be joking at your expense man...it wasn't my intentions to insult you in any way.


Oh no dude. It was totally cool. I was just trying to keep the joke going!
   
Made in gb
Longtime Dakkanaut





Scotland

Ahtman wrote:I have no idea as any response I give would still be form from a limited human-centric view point. We have no point of reference to what it would be like and as such just apply our still human ideas.

For all I know I would turn everything into tulips becuase, for reasons I can't begin to grasp, aliens think all planets in this galaxy should be made up of tulips.


Oh Noes it is a Fun Vampire!!!!
In all seriousness i see your point.

Mary Sue wrote: Perkustin is even more awesome than me!



 
   
Made in us
Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle





Georgia,just outside Atlanta

Lord Scythican wrote:
FITZZ wrote: @ Lord Scythian...

Sorry if I seemed to be joking at your expense man...it wasn't my intentions to insult you in any way.


Oh no dude. It was totally cool. I was just trying to keep the joke going!


Aha....once again the lack of the interwebs capabilities of allowing emotion to translate rises up to smite me...


"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.

I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>

I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
 
   
Made in us
Boom! Leman Russ Commander





Princeton, WV

FITZZ wrote:
Lord Scythican wrote:
FITZZ wrote: @ Lord Scythian...

Sorry if I seemed to be joking at your expense man...it wasn't my intentions to insult you in any way.


Oh no dude. It was totally cool. I was just trying to keep the joke going!


Aha....once again the lack of the interwebs capabilities of allowing emotion to translate rises up to smite me...


I probably should have put this instead of this :(

the interwebs...


Oh well, take this as an apology...


   
Made in us
Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle





Georgia,just outside Atlanta

Lord Scythican wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
Lord Scythican wrote:
FITZZ wrote: @ Lord Scythian...

Sorry if I seemed to be joking at your expense man...it wasn't my intentions to insult you in any way.


Oh no dude. It was totally cool. I was just trying to keep the joke going!


Aha....once again the lack of the interwebs capabilities of allowing emotion to translate rises up to smite me...


I probably should have put this instead of this :(

the interwebs...


Oh well, take this as an apology...




...Indeed I will...and were I a technologically advanced alien species visiting earth for the first time...I belive I'd clone her...a lot....


"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.

I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>

I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
 
   
Made in us
Boom! Leman Russ Commander





Princeton, WV

Did you ever seen my Asdrubael Vect conversion? It is loaded with redheaded clones.

http://www.dakkadakka.com/gallery/images-14732-12563_Asdrubael%20Vect.html

So in otherwords, you know I agree!

   
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle





Georgia,just outside Atlanta

Lord Scythican wrote:Did you ever seen my Asdrubael Vect conversion? It is loaded with redheaded clones.

http://www.dakkadakka.com/gallery/images-14732-12563_Asdrubael%20Vect.html

So in otherwords, you know I agree!




Man,that is nice...love it..


"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.

I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>

I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
 
   
Made in us
Boom! Leman Russ Commander





Princeton, WV

FITZZ wrote:
Lord Scythican wrote:Did you ever seen my Asdrubael Vect conversion? It is loaded with redheaded clones.

http://www.dakkadakka.com/gallery/images-14732-12563_Asdrubael%20Vect.html

So in otherwords, you know I agree!




Man,that is nice...love it..


I still need to finish some more detail on it. Orks and Blood Angels got me sidetracked from my Dark Eldar.
   
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle





Georgia,just outside Atlanta

Lord Scythican wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
Lord Scythican wrote:Did you ever seen my Asdrubael Vect conversion? It is loaded with redheaded clones.

http://www.dakkadakka.com/gallery/images-14732-12563_Asdrubael%20Vect.html

So in otherwords, you know I agree!




Man,that is nice...love it..


I still need to finish some more detail on it. Orks and Blood Angels got me sidetracked from my Dark Eldar.


Trying to juggle more than one army always does that to me as well...still it looks great.

Hey...maybe I could,as a technologically advanced alien species,get some of my clones to do some painting for me..


"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.

I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>

I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
 
   
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Longtime Dakkanaut





Scotland

Is it wrong that i dig her lazy eye? Adds alot of charm to her otherwise (too) perfect face.

Mary Sue wrote: Perkustin is even more awesome than me!



 
   
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander





Princeton, WV

Perkustin wrote:Is it wrong that i dig her lazy eye? Adds alot of charm to her otherwise (too) perfect face.


The only thing I don't like about her, is she is in Mad Men. I hate that show. Why can't she be Dexter's main squeeze?
   
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Warplord Titan Princeps of Tzeentch





Gather some biological samples and clone what is necessary for medical research or what might be promising.

Determine if there are any sentient life on the planet, if so, determine if they are a threat to my intergalactic empire. If not, contain them. If so, destroy them.

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Kriel Warrior





Brisbane, australia.

EXTERMINATE

Hurr! Sandvitch! 
   
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Posts with Authority






Sell all the people for medical experiments. Then, party.
   
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Lord Scythican wrote:


I would "Probe" certain specimens, just to make sure they weren't up to anything funny.

I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying. 
   
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Longtime Dakkanaut





Spitsbergen

I would just go on my way and leave Earth as it was, as there more than likely would not be anything of much interest to me.
   
Made in ca
Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine





Did you guys know Canada has a friggin desert?

Capture them for around 1000 years until the third millenium. Then, I will make the human species mine for gold, ignoring the fact that some humans may have placed gold in their buildings. Then I will talk to a human in an over the top way and say: " while you where learning to spell your name, I was conquering galaxies!"


And if anyone gets the reference, that movie sucked

You're not playing the game like I play it...why aren't you playing the game like I play it?! O_O 
   
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Longtime Dakkanaut





I would attempt to contact the most intelligent species on the planet, while sucking up the oceans to find them! :p

 
   
Made in ph
Druid Warder





start tagging them and filming them and do voice overs with a silly accent

Hey, I just met you,
and this is crazy,
but I'm a demon,
possess you, maybe?
 
   
Made in ca
Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos






Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.

I would literally leave and never come back.

Maybe take a few female specimens but then just leave.

I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts
Slaves to Darkness.3k
Word Bearers 2500k
Daemons of Chaos

 
   
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Norn Queen






Dublin, Ireland

I'd start a real life THE DEADLIEST WARRIOR!!111!11one!1! event.
Entertainment guaranteed.

Dman137 wrote:
goobs is all you guys will ever be

By 1-irt: Still as long as Hissy keeps showing up this is one of the most entertaining threads ever.

"Feelin' goods, good enough". 
   
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Warplord Titan Princeps of Tzeentch





Blitza da warboy wrote:Capture them for around 1000 years until the third millenium. Then, I will make the human species mine for gold, ignoring the fact that some humans may have placed gold in their buildings. Then I will talk to a human in an over the top way and say: " while you where learning to spell your name, I was conquering galaxies!"

But what will you do when those primative savages learn to fly F-15s?


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Stealthy Space Wolves Scout





Lincolnshire

Wipe them out, take a resource abundant planet for myself. 8D
   
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Dakka Veteran






I'd imagine we would be colonized and they would inherit a 6 billion human slave labor force.

Crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentations of the Eldar! 
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut






Kill them all, keep the hot chicks, unless the alien species has weird ass breeding methods offcourse.

Kill them all pretty much sums it up.

OR!, keep them alive for much trolling and griefing induced glee.
   
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Legendary Master of the Chapter





Chicago, Illinois

Probe the population

From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. 
   
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Wrathful Warlord Titan Commander





Ramsden Heath, Essex

FITZZ wrote:...Burn the planet to a cinder...


Sore eyes, long day.....I thought you said bum the planet.

You could at least extend the hand of friendship first!

How do you promote your Hobby? - Legoburner "I run some crappy wargaming website " 
   
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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

notprop wrote:
FITZZ wrote:...Burn the planet to a cinder...


Sore eyes, long day.....I thought you said bum the planet.

You could at least extend the hand of friendship first!
.

....True...I initially posted that after a commute home through Atlanta rush hour traffic...at the time seeing the world in flames seemed very appealing.


"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.

I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>

I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
 
   
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Fixture of Dakka






Arlington, Texas

alarmingrick wrote:...make sure i knew where Jeff Goldblum and Will Smith were before i landed?


Absolutely this.

Worship me. 
   
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New Jersey, USA

biccat wrote:
Blitza da warboy wrote:Capture them for around 1000 years until the third millenium. Then, I will make the human species mine for gold, ignoring the fact that some humans may have placed gold in their buildings. Then I will talk to a human in an over the top way and say: " while you where learning to spell your name, I was conquering galaxies!"

But what will you do when those primative savages learn to fly F-15s?



They never learned how to fly F-15's, they flew the Harrier.

Plus, that movie really did suck.


 
   
 
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