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2011/05/04 19:18:06
Subject: 40k Euphamisms
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Impassive Inquisitorial Interrogator
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Commisar Von Humps wrote:Theres a reason the sisters of battle don't have power fists....
Well... They do have "Power Mauls". And they're into whipping and BDSM, soo...
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2011/05/04 19:40:33
Subject: 40k Euphemisms
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Khorne Chosen Marine Riding a Juggernaut
Breaking Something Valuable
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Let's not go there... *shudders*.
I'm sure there's one to do with barrage wepons.
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DS:90S++G++MB++I+Pw40k09#+D++A+/eWD-R++T(S)DM+
: ANGRY MARINES! RAGE INFINITE!
 Tyr Redfang's Great Company
  : The Primal Host- Double as Angry Marines who went to far... |
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2011/05/04 23:36:52
Subject: 40k Euphemisms
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Devestating Grey Knight Dreadknight
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Im wearing terminator armour, so I am wearing protection. I should be able to deep strike safely into your rear armour, if not I will just powerfist your front armour. We may be able to to do a but off thunderhammering afterwards.
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2011/05/04 23:38:28
Subject: 40k Euphemisms
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Nurgle Chosen Marine on a Palanquin
Dumbarton, Scotland
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I'll lance YOUR rear armour!
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 Karyorhexxus' Sons of the Locust: 1000pts |
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2011/05/05 01:35:05
Subject: 40k Euphemisms
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Pyro Pilot of a Triach Stalker
New Jersey
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I like to use wargear and units as nicknames for a certain...part of my body...
Agonizer, Raider, Ravager, Obliterator, Terminator...
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 "Order. Unity. Obedience. We taught the galaxy these things, and we shall do so again."
 "They are not your worst nightmare; they are your every nightmare."
 "Let the galaxy burn!"
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2011/05/05 02:03:50
Subject: Re:40k Euphamisms
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Australia
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Cybronx wrote:This thread instantly reminded me of this. It about sums this thread up. Always makes me laugh.
Warning: NSFW if you don't have headphones. No picture, just audio.
http://imperialsex.ytmnd.com/
Also: Deep Striking.
Ha ha ha! That's the right kind of wrong!
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 4th company
 The Screaming Beagles of Helicia V
 Hive Fleet Jumanji
I'll die before I surrender Tim! |
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2011/05/05 12:44:51
Subject: 40k Euphemisms
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Drop Trooper with Demo Charge
Lost in Warp... again
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Dark Eldar - they will Raid-her, Ravage-her, and then Reav-her. And that's before the troops catch up...
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2011/05/05 15:35:01
Subject: Re:40k Euphemisms
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Pete Haines
Nottingham
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I got completely wasted last night.
I got completely thunder hammered last night.
I got completely psycotroked last night.
I got completely multi meltaed last night
I got completely terminated last night.
I got completely barraged last night.
I got completely four-up cover saved last night.
I got completely elites choiced last night.
I got completely Emperor's Benedictioned last night
Ok, perhaps not every 40k term works...
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2011/05/05 15:37:32
Subject: 40k Euphemisms
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Nurgle Chosen Marine on a Palanquin
Dumbarton, Scotland
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I'll deep strike my ravager into your dangerous terrain.
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Karyorhexxus' Sons of the Locust: 1000pts |
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2011/05/05 15:40:14
Subject: 40k Euphemisms
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Alluring Sorcerer of Slaanesh
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I'm going to take your Rhino from behind.
My bush grants a 5+ cover save.
Oh No, you've penetrated my rear armour
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No pity, no remorse, no shoes |
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2011/05/05 15:59:19
Subject: 40k Euphemisms
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Drop Trooper with Demo Charge
Lost in Warp... again
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Pilau Rice wrote:
My bush grants a 5+ cover save.
no... just... no.
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2011/05/05 18:23:07
Subject: 40k Euphemisms
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Seattle
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Reaver? I hardly know her!
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It is best to be a pessimist. You are usually right and, when you're wrong, you're pleasantly surprised. |
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2011/05/06 00:51:27
Subject: 40k Euphemisms
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Hoary Long Fang with Lascannon
Marrickville (sydney) NSW, Australia
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You're about to get a 'cannon in the face 
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ChrisWWII wrote:"Yea verily, though I pass through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil for I am driving a house sized mass of FETH YOU!"
themocaw wrote:I view slaanesh as a giant ball of boobs and genitalia of both sexes.
Edmondblack: There's something about some str10, AP2 blast weaponry which says "i love you" in that very special way. |
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2011/05/06 06:43:53
Subject: 40k Euphemisms
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Powerful Irongut
Bedford UK
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Anything that mentions Nobz.......
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2011/05/06 06:53:33
Subject: 40k Euphemisms
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Contagious Dreadnought of Nurgle
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Baby, I want to Ghazgkull your Thraka!
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2011/05/06 06:57:06
Subject: 40k Euphemisms
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Smokin' Skorcha Driver
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"they way he talks about it, its a Basilisk's cannon. i caught a glimpse once. a grot blasta has more dakka."
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"Friglatt Tinks e's da 'unce and futor git, but i knows better. i put dat part in when i fixed im up after dat first scrap wid does scrawn pointy ears and does pinkies." Dok chopanblok to Big Mek Dattrukk.
Victories against:  2  2 1 1 1 2 3 1  2
Died havin fun wid: 3 2 1 4 2 2 2  5 1
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