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2011/05/07 04:35:04
Subject: Re:If you could ask a Farseer one question what would it be?
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Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator
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What is love?
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http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
MrDwhitey wrote:My 40k group drove a tank through an Orphanage. I felt it was a charitable cause.
purplefood wrote:I saw a tree eat a man once... after it cooked him with lightning... damn man eating lightning trees...
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2011/05/07 04:37:25
Subject: If you could ask a Farseer one question what would it be?
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Guard Heavy Weapon Crewman
Hickory, NC
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Why isnt there any pancake mix?
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2011/05/07 04:41:56
Subject: If you could ask a Farseer one question what would it be?
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Sinewy Scourge
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Which came first,the chicken? or the egg?
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2011/05/07 04:55:02
Subject: If you could ask a Farseer one question what would it be?
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Guardsman with Flashlight
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Whats for dinner...tomorrow?O.O
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2011/05/07 06:38:28
Subject: Re:If you could ask a Farseer one question what would it be?
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Grisly Ghost Ark Driver
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Who came up with the idea to make a god instead of wiping out the Necron tomb worlds? I want to thank them.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/05/07 06:38:48
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2011/05/07 11:05:56
Subject: If you could ask a Farseer one question what would it be?
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Homicidal Veteran Blood Angel Assault Marine
HIDING IN THE METAL BAWKSES!!
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Why do you look like Eldrad?
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2011/05/07 14:56:38
Subject: If you could ask a Farseer one question what would it be?
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Ferocious Black Templar Castellan
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Phototoxin wrote:What is the average speed of an African Swallow?
You're doing it wrong, it's supposed to be "What is the average speed of an unladened swallow?" followed by "African or European? I don't know!" 
Anyhow: What's black and blue, and about to show you the definition of pain?
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For thirteen years I had a dog with fur the darkest black. For thirteen years he was my friend, oh how I want him back. |
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2011/05/07 15:15:21
Subject: If you could ask a Farseer one question what would it be?
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Dakka Veteran
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Assuming the farseer is female, I ask "Are you a virgin like Macha?"
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2011/05/07 15:16:59
Stated by Grey Templar:The Ward of the Codices
"It began, with the writing of the Great Codices,
2 were given to the Eldar. Immortal, Capricious, and most farsighted of all,
2 also to Chaos. Traitorous, Deceitful, Servants of the Dark Gods,
3 to the Xenos races. T'au, Orks, and Necrons. the Young, the Beast, and the Spiteful,
7 to the race of men. Servents of the God Emperor, the Inheritors of the Galaxy.
But they were all of them, decieved. for another Codex was written…
In the Land of Ward'or, in the Fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Matthew wrote in secret, a Master Codex, to rule all the others. One by one, all the armies of the other Codices fell to the power of the Codex, and from this Darkness, none could see hope.
But there were some, who resisted. a Last Alliance of Men and Xenos took up arms against the forces of Ward'or and on the Slopes of Mount Doom they fought for the freedom of 40k." |
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2011/05/07 22:06:02
Subject: Re:If you could ask a Farseer one question what would it be?
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Warp-Screaming Noise Marine
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"If I said you have a nice body,would you hold it against me"
Farseer would then tell me that he's male,and also "Yes". lol
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2011/05/07 23:42:48
Subject: Re:If you could ask a Farseer one question what would it be?
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Stabbin' Skarboy
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Kasrkai wrote:What is love?
Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more...
Where is the treasure?
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MeanGreenStompa wrote:penek wrote:wtf is wrong with GW ???
It's being run by people with short term vision and enough greed to extinguish a sun.
Perhaps they're the C'tan.
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2011/05/08 00:19:55
Subject: If you could ask a Farseer one question what would it be?
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Screaming Shining Spear
Pittsburgh, PA
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Why is all the rum gone?
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Eldar shenanigans are the best shenanigans! 
DQ:90S++G+M--B+IPw40k09#+D++A++/areWD-R++T(T)DM+ |
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2011/05/08 01:56:59
Subject: If you could ask a Farseer one question what would it be?
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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Where the hoes at?
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And whilst you're pointing and shouting at the boogeyman in the corner, you're missing the burglar coming in through the window.
Well, Duh! Because they had a giant Mining ship. If you had a giant mining ship you would drill holes in everything too, before you'd destory it with a black hole |
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2011/05/08 02:27:27
Subject: If you could ask a Farseer one question what would it be?
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Are you a girl or a guy? I always get confused when i see eldar.
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What is the meaning of life?
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Do you hate it when I say 'Can you give me a female farseer's call number?'
or if it is a female Farseer
Can I have your number?
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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2011/05/08 02:27:32
Subject: If you could ask a Farseer one question what would it be?
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
Berks County - Pennsylvania - USA
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If four out of five people suffer from diarrhea, does the fifth person enjoy it?
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2011/05/08 02:36:19
Subject: If you could ask a Farseer one question what would it be?
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Sslimey Sslyth
Busy somewhere, airin' out the skin jobs.
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Yes or no....does the rest of the craftworld know that you're gay?
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I have never failed to seize on 4+ in my life!
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