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2011/05/27 12:09:52
Subject: Nu Ork RPG
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Sagitarius with a Big F'in Gun
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Choose your own adventure.
Who should be the first to appear?
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2011/05/27 12:11:02
Subject: Nu Ork RPG
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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well i guess me,seeing as im on now.
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 Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f  g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/05/27 12:18:17
Subject: Nu Ork RPG
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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wait? any place i shoud start in? like a poorer part or something?
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/05/27 12:54:48
Subject: Nu Ork RPG
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Slashing Veteran Sword Bretheren
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he said you choose
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Tali'Zorah: I appreciate what you're doing here, Shepard.
Commander Shepard: Well, I care deeply about the quarian people.
Tali'Zorah: It's good to be back on the Normandy.
Commander Shepard: Let me know if it's too quiet for you to sleep, and I'll find you someplace louder.
Tali'Zorah: Hmm.
Garrus Vakarian: Uh, I was there when you two had your thing, remember? Just get a room and work it out. |
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2011/05/27 12:56:25
Subject: Nu Ork RPG
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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true,but i was just making sure i didnt just make an area that could mess anything up.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/05/27 19:09:52
Subject: Nu Ork RPG
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Slashing Veteran Sword Bretheren
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In the slum of the hive one traitor guardsman hires him self for sevrices to the highest bidder.
He see's a bloody body on the floor he walks over to it it is a dead enforcer with his shotgun missing. Mortes searchs the body and finds 2 krak grenades and a full mouth of teeth so he takes them all.
"These gangs dont no good money when they see it."said Mortes.
OOC: is that good or should i change it
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Tali'Zorah: I appreciate what you're doing here, Shepard.
Commander Shepard: Well, I care deeply about the quarian people.
Tali'Zorah: It's good to be back on the Normandy.
Commander Shepard: Let me know if it's too quiet for you to sleep, and I'll find you someplace louder.
Tali'Zorah: Hmm.
Garrus Vakarian: Uh, I was there when you two had your thing, remember? Just get a room and work it out. |
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2011/05/27 21:40:31
Subject: Nu Ork RPG
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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as grit walked along,he felt tuff lean to his left on his shoulder.when he looked to see where he was pointing,he saw a meat stand."oh com on tuff,de gotta spend are teef wisely." but tuff just kept pointing.then,he realized he wasent pointing at the meat,but the meet.2 high class looking umies were having a meeting behind the meat stand."oh,ok.we gona ave a look." grit says as he runs into another alley way.he then shimies up a air vent,pops up on the roof,and starts listening.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/05/27 21:49:52
Subject: Nu Ork RPG
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Mortes could hear the voices of enforcers over the radio of the corpse. So he put a krak grenade booby trap under the corpse so when the enforcers checked the dead enforcer the grenade whould go off. Mortes ran he got down a alley and heared the explosion.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/05/27 22:02:05
Tali'Zorah: I appreciate what you're doing here, Shepard.
Commander Shepard: Well, I care deeply about the quarian people.
Tali'Zorah: It's good to be back on the Normandy.
Commander Shepard: Let me know if it's too quiet for you to sleep, and I'll find you someplace louder.
Tali'Zorah: Hmm.
Garrus Vakarian: Uh, I was there when you two had your thing, remember? Just get a room and work it out. |
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2011/06/01 16:45:51
Subject: Nu Ork RPG
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Slashing Veteran Sword Bretheren
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we need more people to play.
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Tali'Zorah: I appreciate what you're doing here, Shepard.
Commander Shepard: Well, I care deeply about the quarian people.
Tali'Zorah: It's good to be back on the Normandy.
Commander Shepard: Let me know if it's too quiet for you to sleep, and I'll find you someplace louder.
Tali'Zorah: Hmm.
Garrus Vakarian: Uh, I was there when you two had your thing, remember? Just get a room and work it out. |
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2011/06/02 19:13:07
Subject: Nu Ork RPG
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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as grit listened,he heard them say. "just got word are inside man was killed and blown up." "really? d****.any one else we can turn to?" "nope,not that i know of. it happened about 3 blocks or so from here,we need to get their to make sure nothin can lead to us." and with that grit smiled.he then jumped down a shaft and started climbing and jumping his way to that alley.he could get some good money if he exposed a fake copper.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/06/02 19:35:30
Subject: Nu Ork RPG
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As Mortes walked though the street he ssaw a grot running with joy.
"I'll follow him there could be money involed." Said Mortes so he followed the grot stealth.
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Tali'Zorah: I appreciate what you're doing here, Shepard.
Commander Shepard: Well, I care deeply about the quarian people.
Tali'Zorah: It's good to be back on the Normandy.
Commander Shepard: Let me know if it's too quiet for you to sleep, and I'll find you someplace louder.
Tali'Zorah: Hmm.
Garrus Vakarian: Uh, I was there when you two had your thing, remember? Just get a room and work it out. |
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2011/06/02 19:50:44
Subject: Nu Ork RPG
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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(dont forget about my snotling tuff,he usually sits on my shoulder.)
as grit ran into the alley,he smiled.blood and bits everywhere.tuff jumped off his shoulder and looked around,as did grit.he the saw something,something which made him smile.he picked it up.a data storage device,intacted to.whether it was a coupt cops or a normal cops,he could get lots out of this.who knows what was on it.he looked at tuff,who was staring blankly behind him.grit swerved around,pulled out his blasta,and said "oi,der be anyone ther?"
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/06/02 20:49:23
Subject: Nu Ork RPG
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"Hello little one. Why dont we do a trade or we could team up and earn extra teeth." Said Mortes.
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Tali'Zorah: I appreciate what you're doing here, Shepard.
Commander Shepard: Well, I care deeply about the quarian people.
Tali'Zorah: It's good to be back on the Normandy.
Commander Shepard: Let me know if it's too quiet for you to sleep, and I'll find you someplace louder.
Tali'Zorah: Hmm.
Garrus Vakarian: Uh, I was there when you two had your thing, remember? Just get a room and work it out. |
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2011/06/02 20:53:09
Subject: Nu Ork RPG
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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grit looked the chaos man up and down. he looked strong,but grit had outsmarted stronger. "an ow do me an tuff er know you wont jest squash us and take it all? a big chaos hulk like you could easily do that wit dos big muscles,right?"
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/06/02 20:55:03
Subject: Nu Ork RPG
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"If i wanted to do that i would have done it now." Replied Mortes
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Tali'Zorah: I appreciate what you're doing here, Shepard.
Commander Shepard: Well, I care deeply about the quarian people.
Tali'Zorah: It's good to be back on the Normandy.
Commander Shepard: Let me know if it's too quiet for you to sleep, and I'll find you someplace louder.
Tali'Zorah: Hmm.
Garrus Vakarian: Uh, I was there when you two had your thing, remember? Just get a room and work it out. |
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2011/06/02 21:04:04
Subject: Nu Ork RPG
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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as tuff jumped onto grits shoulder,he said " well,you got me their,im guessing this is your work? very nice. follow me." and with that grit scampers up a wall and got on the roof before mortes could react. "come on,im sure it will hold your weight."
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/06/02 21:07:05
Subject: Nu Ork RPG
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Mortes just climbed the wall he dropped on the floor and and followed grit.
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Tali'Zorah: I appreciate what you're doing here, Shepard.
Commander Shepard: Well, I care deeply about the quarian people.
Tali'Zorah: It's good to be back on the Normandy.
Commander Shepard: Let me know if it's too quiet for you to sleep, and I'll find you someplace louder.
Tali'Zorah: Hmm.
Garrus Vakarian: Uh, I was there when you two had your thing, remember? Just get a room and work it out. |
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2011/06/02 21:18:01
Subject: Nu Ork RPG
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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"this way" said grit as he runs along the roof and jumps down to a lower one. " be careful,if we get seen,we might just get shot at.although you are on the large side,so we might just." grit the goes and jumps up grabbing a ledge of a higher roof and pulls himself up."so whats your name big fella? im grit,an this here is ma frend tuff." and with that tuff waves at the chaos brute.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/06/03 08:15:07
Subject: Nu Ork RPG
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"im Mortes." Almost letting out a smile at tuff. Mortes follows grit, he jumps to the roof top as he lands he see's a Enforcer and he thinks to him self "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD."
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Tali'Zorah: I appreciate what you're doing here, Shepard.
Commander Shepard: Well, I care deeply about the quarian people.
Tali'Zorah: It's good to be back on the Normandy.
Commander Shepard: Let me know if it's too quiet for you to sleep, and I'll find you someplace louder.
Tali'Zorah: Hmm.
Garrus Vakarian: Uh, I was there when you two had your thing, remember? Just get a room and work it out. |
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2011/06/03 14:51:43
Subject: Nu Ork RPG
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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"hu,mortes...i lik the sound of that,simple but plan. ma hid out is just a litle further." as he starts moving agian,he sees the enforcer. "hu,look,dey goin bak to your play scene." and with that he lead mortes to a kinda run down looking part of the city.grit then shoves tuff into a slot and after a little the doors unlock and open,tuff sitting on the handle. as grit scoops him up,he walks in. "best security ever,cause only he can fit in.i teach him all sorts of tricks,he really likes treats." grit then sits down and as mortes walks in,the door closes and locks. " fill free to use the fridge.funny how i have nothin my size,as most dont care for us.now down ta busines. we ned to find som one who can krak ana codes an stuff on this,know any such creature?"
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/06/03 18:47:13
Subject: Nu Ork RPG
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"ok ill follow you grit." Mortes followed grit.
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Tali'Zorah: I appreciate what you're doing here, Shepard.
Commander Shepard: Well, I care deeply about the quarian people.
Tali'Zorah: It's good to be back on the Normandy.
Commander Shepard: Let me know if it's too quiet for you to sleep, and I'll find you someplace louder.
Tali'Zorah: Hmm.
Garrus Vakarian: Uh, I was there when you two had your thing, remember? Just get a room and work it out. |
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2011/06/04 00:30:47
Subject: Nu Ork RPG
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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(i asked you if you knew any hackers.)
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/06/04 10:19:55
Subject: Nu Ork RPG
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OOC ps sorry
BIC: "i know one but he has a high price." Replied mortes
"follow me grit." replied mortes
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Tali'Zorah: I appreciate what you're doing here, Shepard.
Commander Shepard: Well, I care deeply about the quarian people.
Tali'Zorah: It's good to be back on the Normandy.
Commander Shepard: Let me know if it's too quiet for you to sleep, and I'll find you someplace louder.
Tali'Zorah: Hmm.
Garrus Vakarian: Uh, I was there when you two had your thing, remember? Just get a room and work it out. |
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2011/06/04 14:35:16
Subject: Nu Ork RPG
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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"ha ha! thats wat i lik to hear!" grit jumps to his feet,goes to the fridge,pulls out a wierd fruit and starts following mortes out after unlocking the door.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/06/04 18:13:53
Subject: Nu Ork RPG
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"Grit the payment is different from teeth." Said Mortes. Grit looked puzzled.
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Tali'Zorah: I appreciate what you're doing here, Shepard.
Commander Shepard: Well, I care deeply about the quarian people.
Tali'Zorah: It's good to be back on the Normandy.
Commander Shepard: Let me know if it's too quiet for you to sleep, and I'll find you someplace louder.
Tali'Zorah: Hmm.
Garrus Vakarian: Uh, I was there when you two had your thing, remember? Just get a room and work it out. |
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2011/06/04 18:26:57
Subject: Nu Ork RPG
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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"diffrent? how so? what else would he even want? the ork itself?" tuff seemed to like the idea,hopping up and down on drits shoulder. as grit walked behind mortes,he took a bite of fruit."Mmmmm,tangy."
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/06/04 21:47:03
Subject: Nu Ork RPG
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"We need lots of blood, lots and lots of blood." Replied Mortes
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Tali'Zorah: I appreciate what you're doing here, Shepard.
Commander Shepard: Well, I care deeply about the quarian people.
Tali'Zorah: It's good to be back on the Normandy.
Commander Shepard: Let me know if it's too quiet for you to sleep, and I'll find you someplace louder.
Tali'Zorah: Hmm.
Garrus Vakarian: Uh, I was there when you two had your thing, remember? Just get a room and work it out. |
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2011/06/05 03:06:40
Subject: Nu Ork RPG
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Phanobi
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grit stopped for a second then ran to catch up. "blood? we deaking with a vampire or a sycopath?"
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/06/05 12:40:40
Subject: Nu Ork RPG
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"He is a chaos Tech priest he will help as long as we have blood to offer for the blood god. The only problem is the blood must be fresh." Said Mortes.
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Tali'Zorah: I appreciate what you're doing here, Shepard.
Commander Shepard: Well, I care deeply about the quarian people.
Tali'Zorah: It's good to be back on the Normandy.
Commander Shepard: Let me know if it's too quiet for you to sleep, and I'll find you someplace louder.
Tali'Zorah: Hmm.
Garrus Vakarian: Uh, I was there when you two had your thing, remember? Just get a room and work it out. |
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2011/06/05 14:28:41
Subject: Nu Ork RPG
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Phanobi
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grit thought for a moment. "well then,guess we have to kidnap someone....any brothels about?"
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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