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How would I like to die? Painlessly and in my sleep.

How would I probably die? Face down in the mud, like a billion other Guardsmen.

I'd die fighting. Fighting horrific diarrhea, that is.

I know it would hurt. Real bad.

My Wave Serpent would get popped and I would fail my armour save.

Face down in the mud like a billion other Imperial Guardsmen.

Plastic wrote:Face down in the mud like a billion other Imperial Guardsmen.

Ok don't post if you're gonna post that. The thread is how would you want your death to be,not how your death will most likely be. If you want your death to be pathetic then go join Malal if you like to think so poorly of yourself and enjoy it.

Giving myself to whatever Chaos god would grant me the power to kill all of the IG and Tau everywhere

“In my own bed, with a belly full of wine and a maiden’s mouth around my , at the age of eighty” - Tyrion Lannister

Sorry had to drop the quote.. Please, do not mind. He really did say it best though..

What really would happen? Probably would die by the bullet of a commissar after running like a schoolgirl from a few nurglings.. :(

Plasmagun over-heat.

Slashing my sword and firing every round of my bolt pistol having broken the enemy's lines as the visions of my Primarchs last battle versus cursed Horus are the last visions I see.

Crashing a battle cruiser into a planet; if I die, so is everyone else.

My CSM feet planted firmly in the ground my heavy bolter churning away sheel after shell gunning down tyranids that are surrounding me and the members of my squad, slowly being forced into a cordon where we empty every single shell we have, finally my HB runs dry and i draw my chainsword, a bloody chaos feulled grin splitting my features

Children, do not click this following spoiler tag, for it is not suitable for your age! Go back to reading about mutilation, genocide, daemonic possession, people being burned alive and cannon fodder being slaughered in horrifying ways for no reason at all!

Belexar wrote:Children, do not click this following spoiler tag, for it is not suitable for your age! Go back to reading about mutilation, genocide, daemonic possession, people being burned alive and cannon fodder being slaughered in horrifying ways for no reason at all!

Spoiler:

Semi-quoting Tyrion Lannister: "In my bed, at the age of eighty, with beer in my stomach and a Battle Sister's lips around my dick."

So Slaaneshi cultist, that's all you had to say.

Nah, those guys are waaay too hardcore for my taste.

As a Necron Lord, the last fragments of my consciousness fade away as I rip open the core of an Imperator Titan....

or as a Grey Knight terminator, stabbing a Greater Daemon with my nemisis sword while single handedly casting holocaust on a horde of Daemonettes...

I'd die in a glorious conflagration of warp energy as I overload my mind to tear open the warp to swallow a sector whole.

I would die surrounded by my brothers, burning daemons with my incinerator and being overwhelmed. Still burning them as they hacked me to pieces.

Or face down in the mud. Like any good living creature in the 40k universe.

I'd die with my face down, but fertainly not in the mud. See, this is interesting, because depending on your mental age and other interesting factors you'll imagine different things I mihgt have my face buried into at the moment of my death.

Belexar wrote:I'd die with my face down, but fertainly not in the mud. See, this is interesting, because depending on your mental age and other interesting factors you'll imagine different things I mihgt have my face buried into at the moment of my death.

You are a Slaneesh Cultist. And in regard to your previous post SM and CSM do not have testicles.

Belexar wrote:I'd die with my face down, but fertainly not in the mud. See, this is interesting, because depending on your mental age and other interesting factors you'll imagine different things I mihgt have my face buried into at the moment of my death.

I pictured a darkish blue-grey tile floor at first, but then after the second part, I pictured something more... feminine.

Id would die leading a brutal charge on the enemy! MY sword glowing in the dim ligth of the moring and my bolt pistorl barking, sending death to those who opposes the Emperor.

Failing that, I would die in a massive figth betwen my Deathkorps of krieg General and a blood pact lord

Guess I'd prefer to join the infinity circuit. Seems quite peaceful... usually...

I would want to be shot by a bolter round instant death

How would I die, doing something stupid like retreating toward the enemy 'cause the Comissar said I would die otherwise.

But I would like to die leading a capital ship into the heart of a Black Crusader taking out the flagship in one awesome nuclear reaction of glory.

Being the most successful captain in the history of blood angels before half-dying and being put into a dreadnought, then succumbing to the black rage, kicking ass for a while then have Astorath come and try to axe me!

or

An iron hands guy trying to do DIY bionics on my foot and losing too much blood! ;D

Singlehandedly attempting to hold off half a phalanx of Necrons with a flamer like the dude in the intro of DoW: Dark Crusade.

Zed wrote:Singlehandedly attempting to hold off half a phalanx of Necrons with a flamer like the dude in the intro of DoW: Dark Crusade.

Lol yea he was epic.

As a Sorcerer, killing dozens of Marines and laughing evilly until I tap into two much power and explode, utterly destroying my essence (so that my soul don't get claimed by a Chaos God and instead is just gone).

I can imagine my head flying off and landing in one of the many Realm of Battle pits regardless of how I managed to die.

Snarky wrote:I can imagine my head flying off and landing in one of the many Realm of Battle pits regardless of how I managed to die.

I think a grot puts them all there after the battle's over, it's the only explanation.