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2011/09/10 02:45:03
Subject: Burial or Cremation?
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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i want to be set on fire and launched off a catapult into a waterfall. then if anything is left,burn it with acid til its gone.
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 Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f  g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/09/10 02:53:11
Subject: Re:Burial or Cremation?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Im going to hold you to that.
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2011/09/10 02:53:13
Subject: Burial or Cremation?
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Stuffed and mounted over my child's fireplace.
That'll teach him for his misdeeds that he hasn't even become intelligent to do!
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2011/09/10 02:54:14
Subject: Burial or Cremation?
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Cremation. Leave nothing behind.....
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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2011/09/10 02:55:11
Subject: Burial or Cremation?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Chowderhead wrote:Stuffed and mounted over my child's fireplace.
That'll teach him for his misdeeds that he hasn't even become intelligent to do!
Holy gak.....that is.....disturbing Chowder. Ill make the girl joke again, for as long as I can remember it past 5 minutes from now
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2011/09/10 02:57:45
Subject: Burial or Cremation?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Chowderhead wrote:Stuffed and mounted over my child's fireplace.
That'll teach him for his misdeeds that he hasn't even become intelligent to do!
 Due to it being 4am and my brain not being properly awake yet since I woke up at midday, I saw your comment as this:
Chowderhead wrote:Stuffed and mounted over my child's face.
That'll teach him for his misdeeds that he hasn't even become intelligent to do!
Make of that what you will...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/09/10 02:58:26
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
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2011/09/10 02:58:39
Subject: Burial or Cremation?
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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KingCracker wrote:Chowderhead wrote:Stuffed and mounted over my child's fireplace.
That'll teach him for his misdeeds that he hasn't even become intelligent to do!
Holy gak.....that is.....disturbing Chowder.
No, it's called "I gave you life, and payed for you to go far. Now, you will not fail me, as I watch over you from my Throne in the Depths of Hell."
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2011/09/10 02:58:53
Subject: Re:Burial or Cremation?
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Deranged Necron Destroyer
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Wicker basket in the ground, or just tossed in a small pond. Either works but I Will be by water
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Kilkrazy wrote:There's nothing like a good splutter of rage first thing in the morning to get you all revved up for the day.
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2011/09/10 03:00:37
Subject: Burial or Cremation?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Chowderhead wrote:KingCracker wrote:Chowderhead wrote:Stuffed and mounted over my child's fireplace.
That'll teach him for his misdeeds that he hasn't even become intelligent to do!
Holy gak.....that is.....disturbing Chowder.
No, it's called "I gave you life, and payed for you to go far. Now, you will not fail me, as I watch over you from my Throne in the Depths of Hell."
More like watch over him while he has incredibly awkward sex 
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2011/09/10 03:03:42
Subject: Burial or Cremation?
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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KingCracker wrote:Chowderhead wrote:KingCracker wrote:Chowderhead wrote:Stuffed and mounted over my child's fireplace.
That'll teach him for his misdeeds that he hasn't even become intelligent to do!
Holy gak.....that is.....disturbing Chowder.
No, it's called "I gave you life, and payed for you to go far. Now, you will not fail me, as I watch over you from my Throne in the Depths of Hell."
More like watch over him while he has incredibly awkward sex
If he's having sex in front of the fireplace where my cold, dead eyes watch his every move, then he's fething the wrong girl. No offense, but if you can have sex in front of the stuffed corpse of you're Boyfriend/Husband's father, I don't want you as part of my genetic line. .
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2011/09/10 03:05:17
Subject: Burial or Cremation?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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He's just thinking of you.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2011/09/10 03:06:16
Subject: Burial or Cremation?
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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And that's even creepier.
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2011/09/10 03:07:01
Subject: Burial or Cremation?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I love you too Dad.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2011/09/10 03:07:59
Subject: Burial or Cremation?
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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You're older than me! That's not possible!
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2011/09/10 03:21:28
Subject: Burial or Cremation?
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Chowderhead wrote:You're older than me! That's not possible!
Time travel.
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2011/09/10 03:23:38
Subject: Burial or Cremation?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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halonachos wrote:Chowderhead wrote:You're older than me! That's not possible!
Time travel.
Indeed, your Uncle is correct.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2011/09/10 03:29:46
Subject: Burial or Cremation?
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Avatar 720 wrote:halonachos wrote:Chowderhead wrote:You're older than me! That's not possible!
Time travel.
Indeed, your Uncle is correct.
Well, this is odd.
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2011/09/10 03:30:57
Subject: Burial or Cremation?
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Chowderhead wrote:Avatar 720 wrote:halonachos wrote:Chowderhead wrote:You're older than me! That's not possible!
Time travel.
Indeed, your Uncle is correct.
Well, this is odd.
Not really, once you get past all of the space-time distortions it's really quite simple, just ask your mother.
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2011/09/10 03:31:56
Subject: Burial or Cremation?
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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halonachos wrote:Chowderhead wrote:Avatar 720 wrote:halonachos wrote:Chowderhead wrote:You're older than me! That's not possible!
Time travel.
Indeed, your Uncle is correct.
Well, this is odd.
Not really, once you get past all of the space-time distortions it's really quite simple, just ask your mother.
Let me guess, is it myself?
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2011/09/10 03:33:05
Subject: Burial or Cremation?
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Chowderhead wrote:halonachos wrote:Chowderhead wrote:Avatar 720 wrote:halonachos wrote:Chowderhead wrote:You're older than me! That's not possible!
Time travel.
Indeed, your Uncle is correct.
Well, this is odd.
Not really, once you get past all of the space-time distortions it's really quite simple, just ask your mother.
Let me guess, is it myself?
Good God no, that would just be weird.
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2011/09/10 03:34:20
Subject: Burial or Cremation?
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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All I can say is 
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2011/09/10 03:36:12
Subject: Re:Burial or Cremation?
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Dive-Bombin' Fighta-Bomba Pilot
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Is he his own grandfather? That happened to me once...
Honestly, I don't care what they do with my body when I'm dead...I'm dead, I wont need it anymore...give it to science...whatever...
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2011/09/10 03:36:18
Subject: Burial or Cremation?
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Now i am confused we were talking about how we are getting buried and everyone is now talking about space continuum physics, damn mate.
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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2011/09/10 03:38:06
Subject: Burial or Cremation?
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Asherian Command wrote:Now i am confused we were talking about how we are getting buried and everyone is now talking about space continuum physics, damn mate.
It's OT. Everything and anything happens here.
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2011/09/10 03:43:16
Subject: Burial or Cremation?
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Chowderhead wrote:All I can say is
Do we really have to explain it to you?
You see, your mother, my sister and her husband decided to have a child. That child was you, unfortunately you were a sickly child and your parents desperately wanted grandchildren in order to carry on the family name. So using your genetic information from your umbilical stem cells they created a healthier clone of you and put you into cryogenic sleep until they could find a cure for your neonatal disease. That clone went on to marry and have another kid, Avatar, who later discovered the truth of everything in the year 2032. Unfortunately by that time they had discovered a cure to your disease, you had too much freezer burn. Your clone's distraught son went back in time with the cure and gave it to your mom and dad who then gave it to you. However, this means that your clone would never have been made and Avatar began to suffer from changing the timeline. So he is now on a constant mission to make sure you follow the steps of your clone so that you will eventually marry the same woman your clone did in the future and have the same son, thus keeping Avatar alive and in a completely solid state. Its completely obvious Chowder.
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2011/09/10 03:47:11
Subject: Burial or Cremation?
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Actually ...I'd like to be stuffed, my face set in a snarl and then be propped up staring out of the window...but since that's probably against the law, I'll opt for cremation ...hell I've smoked for most of my life..might as well " light up" one last time.
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2011/09/10 03:51:07
Subject: Burial or Cremation?
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Wraith
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Actually, I'm a big fan of George Carlin's final request joke.
I want my corpse to be thrown out of a helicopter, and left where it lands, even if it's the mayor's lawn. Other than that, just keep the dogs away from me.
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2011/09/10 03:51:30
Subject: Burial or Cremation?
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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FITZZ wrote: Actually ...I'd like to be stuffed, my face set in a snarl and then be propped up staring out of the window...
I'm glad we both have the same idea. Also, I'd like you to meet your daughter, Avatar 720. Say Hi, Sweeite.
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2011/09/10 03:52:07
Subject: Burial or Cremation?
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Changing Our Legion's Name
Pomona, CA
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For me, i want to be put on a boat, set out to drift, and then set on fire in said boat with a flaming arrow. My future wife drowning herself is optional however.
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2011/09/10 03:52:25
Subject: Burial or Cremation?
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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FITZZ wrote: Actually ...I'd like to be stuffed, my face set in a snarl and then be propped up staring out of the window...but since that's probably against the law, I'll opt for cremation ...hell I've smoked for most of my life..might as well " light up" one last time.
Fitzz, you forgot the clutching of a shotgun but I promise to you that I will do my damnedest to make sure it happens! Automatically Appended Next Post: Chowderhead wrote:FITZZ wrote: Actually ...I'd like to be stuffed, my face set in a snarl and then be propped up staring out of the window...
I'm glad we both have the same idea. Also, I'd like you to meet your daughter, Avatar 720. Say Hi, Sweeite.
You met your granddaughter, good its all going according to plan. You two are dating right?
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