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Elephant Graveyard

My mum was watching the American x-factor tonight, i was reading a book in the same room occasionally putting it down to watch the fairly good singers...
This guys comes on with a shiny suit saying how he writes, performs and produces his own songs.
He walks on stage and introduces himself as a web blogger, he then says he will perform one of his own songs named "I'm a stud"
So he starts singing, badly and out of tune.
The next moment he drops his trousers and reveals to everyone he has in fact gone commando.
One of the judges leaves to throw up whilst the others call him obscene and offensive.
His rsponse "I have other songs"
This guy has to be an IRL troll...

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This whole thread should have been about IRL trolling stories, that one was great.

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Trolling the trolls is the best way to handle them. Works every time.



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GalacticDefender wrote:Trolling the trolls is the best way to handle them. Works every time.


lolwut

That's hardly true.

Read my story at:

http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/515293.page#5420356



 
   
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Oh when people feed the trolls. Idk honestly bad trolls are horrible because they do it for lulz, sometimes going way to far. Then again some people have it coming and if you open yourself up. A pro troll is going to walk right in.

Remember, you can never REALLY win on the internet.

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u mad

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Philippines

Ignoring them seems to be the best method. Trolls are attention seekers in general

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XCom wrote:Oh when people feed the trolls. Idk honestly bad trolls are horrible because they do it for lulz, sometimes going way to far. Then again some people have it coming and if you open yourself up. A pro troll is going to walk right in.

Remember, you can never REALLY win on the internet.


Posting unflattering pictures of someone nude pretty much makes them lose though.

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Im mechanized. Im fancy
   
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Kamloops, BC

KingCracker wrote:Im mechanized. Im fancy


What the feth is that?!?
   
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Cheesecat wrote:
KingCracker wrote:Im mechanized. Im fancy


What the feth is that?!?

Trolling Motor.

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Chicago

I find that posting this image is the best way to counter these guys.

And seriously, stop acting like "trolls" are some sort of alien - they're human beings taking advantage of you, that's it.

This image contains profanity, I THINK this is okay if I put it in spoiler tags. NSFW, etc etc.

Spoiler:

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KingCracker wrote:Im mechanized. Im fancy


Ooo you got one also?
   
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Burtucky, Michigan

You could say Im a motor boatin son of a bitch!..................er trollin...boater.....son of a fish.................Im not sure, you get the just of it



*cant spell

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A cave, deep in the Misty Mountains

KingCracker wrote:You could say Im a motor boatin son of a bitch!..................er trollin...boater.....son of a fish.................Im not sure, you get the just of it


*cant spell


Yeah yeah right... *cough* what's he on about? *cough*

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Then Horus comes across the lone grot, somehow managing to kill the Emperor, and punts it into space.
 
   
 
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