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corpsesarefun wrote:But Freddie didn't have a mullet or sideburns...
But he has an awesome porn-stache look how magnetic he is around women, who wouldn't want to be him in that situation.
Yes its true, I have evidence!
I had to shave this off when I got home because huge groups of women were mobbing me and ripping clumps of hair out of my skull and jamming them down their panties, and they seemed to be getting some sort of bizarre sexual pleasure from it?
At least, I think that's what they wanted it for. They might have just been kicking it out of my head because I cut the line, emptied another girls glass in one quick swallow and then savagely groped another.
One of the two.
We are arming Syrian rebels who support ISIS, who is fighting Iran, who is fighting Iraq who we also support against ISIS, while fighting Kurds who we support while they are fighting Syrian rebels.
We are arming Syrian rebels who support ISIS, who is fighting Iran, who is fighting Iraq who we also support against ISIS, while fighting Kurds who we support while they are fighting Syrian rebels.
corpsesarefun wrote:But Freddie didn't have a mullet or sideburns...
But he has an awesome porn-stache look how magnetic he is around women, who wouldn't want to be him in that situation.
Yes its true, I have evidence!
I had to shave this off when I got home because huge groups of women were mobbing me and ripping clumps of hair out of my skull and jamming them down their panties, and they seemed to be getting some sort of bizarre sexual pleasure from it?
At least, I think that's what they wanted it for. They might have just been kicking it out of my head because I cut the line, emptied another girls glass in one quick swallow and then savagely groped another.
One of the two.
That looks more like Jules handle bar mustache which is equally seductive as the porn-stache.
As I said though, in all seriousness, we men think they are sweeeet, but the chicks don't dig you as much with anything over about three days of stubble.
I wish it was still the 70s, id have kept the handlebars.
We are arming Syrian rebels who support ISIS, who is fighting Iran, who is fighting Iraq who we also support against ISIS, while fighting Kurds who we support while they are fighting Syrian rebels.
Clean. Not only does it make me look younger than I am, but when the zombies rise due to toxic gas sweeping the land in great fogs, I will be able to get a seal on my mask.
Seriously, clean for now. When i'm old and won't care, I will grow a huge soupcatcher like my father had.
Scares women, small children, keeps the face warm, great place to store food (also see #1 and #2) and...well...this:
Eventually your sideburns will be awesome that you can combine it with a complementary handlebar mustache like Lemmy Kilmister. Which Wikipedia claims that he's bedded over 2000 women so hows that for
Clean, then two days later stubble, then two days later nearbeard, then I'm convinced to shave. It tends to cycle, i don't give myself much time in the mornings.
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Do you remember that time that thing happened?
This is a bad thread and you should all feel bad
Are you mad?? He looks only ever so slightly like Dave Tennant.
Cheesecat wrote:Eventually your sideburns will be awesome that you can combine it with a complementary handlebar mustache like Lemmy Kilmister. Which Wikipedia claims that he's bedded over 2000 women so hows that for
A friend of mine grew a Lemmyesque mo. All the girls he tried to pick up just laughed him off. It appeard you actually have to be Lemmy to pull that one off. \m/
Are you mad?? He looks only ever so slightly like Dave Tennant.
Cheesecat wrote:Eventually your sideburns will be awesome that you can combine it with a complementary handlebar mustache like Lemmy Kilmister. Which Wikipedia claims that he's bedded over 2000 women so hows that for
A friend of mine grew a Lemmyesque mo. All the girls he tried to pick up just laughed him off. It appeard you actually have to be Lemmy to pull that one off. \m/
I've been pretty much joking this whole thread but seriously OP just stick to clean shaven or fuzz.
Be a man! Grow a chin squig, you know you want to. Sides, theres only 2 people in this world that dont have beards. Its most women, and guys that cant grow them
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