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This is a bit long (in relation to internet articles), and has a bit of naughty language, but is an amazing read.



Film Critic Hulk lets you kno why Twilight is worse than you think and why it is ok to like it if you do


Amidst the mists and coldest frosts he thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
 
   
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From http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/culture-not-costume.php


"I hate movies where the men wear shorter skirts than the women." -- Mystery Science Theater 3000
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Iur_tae_mont wrote:Maybe we'll be lucky, and much like Episode 36 of pokemon (the only episode with Porygon, Caused Seizures in Japan), we'll never see or hear about this movie ever again.


srstime: They probably should put a warning label somewhere( like they do with most video Games, Especially the cartoony fighting games) saying that there is a small chance of the movie causing a Seizure. While I'm not a fan of Twilight (the whole Vampire romance genre as well. Just not my thing), but that doesn't mean that fans of Twilight shouldn't be warned beforehand about the Seizure risks.



Why not, it sounds like a good way to thin out the herd a little to me.
   
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And the silliness just got escalated. If only this clip had been around in time for Bill Maher's Religulous. It seems such a shame that actors (and athletes) make so much more money than teachers and scientists when they so often prove to be so, so dumb.



"I hate movies where the men wear shorter skirts than the women." -- Mystery Science Theater 3000
"Elements of the past and the future combining to create something not quite as good as either." -- The Mighty Boosh
Check out Cinematic Titanic, the new movie riffing project from Joel Hodgson and the original cast of MST3K.
See my latest eBay auctions at this link.
"We are building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. You have our gratitude!" - Kentucky Fried Movie 
   
 
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