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2012/01/23 19:53:35
Subject: Re:Mcdonalds sprays Theives with their DNA
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Inquisitor Lord Bane wrote:The Mcdonalds near my parents house was robbed at gunpoint last year. I think there should be a button that once hit, the Ronald Mcdonald statue comes to life and mounts the offender before spraying DNA. Shame is a powerful tool
This thread is sick. I like that. 
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2012/01/23 20:04:10
Subject: Re:Mcdonalds sprays Theives with their DNA
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Executing Exarch
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Frazzled wrote:Inquisitor Lord Bane wrote:The Mcdonalds near my parents house was robbed at gunpoint last year. I think there should be a button that once hit, the Ronald Mcdonald statue comes to life and mounts the offender before spraying DNA. Shame is a powerful tool
This thread is sick. I like that.
It was only ever going to go one way with that title. Hope it isn't also being used as the mayonnaise. (try and eat mayo from MacD's now!)
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2012/01/24 20:53:00
Subject: Mcdonalds sprays Theives with their DNA
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Bounding Ultramarine Assault Trooper
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DeathReaper wrote:What exactly prevents the thieves from covering all their skin with fabric, donning safety goggles, and then burning the clothes/goggles after they leave?
The fact that most thieves are dumb as mud. I bet they will go to the closest club that has UV lighting and dance all night to show everyone how street they are.
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2012/01/24 20:54:14
Subject: Mcdonalds sprays Theives with their DNA
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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MadEdric wrote:DeathReaper wrote:What exactly prevents the thieves from covering all their skin with fabric, donning safety goggles, and then burning the clothes/goggles after they leave?
The fact that most thieves are dumb as mud. I bet they will go to the closest club that has UV lighting and dance all night to show everyone how street they are.
Well giong to that level of effort to rob a Mckey D's is, er, dumb. 
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2012/01/24 23:27:08
Subject: Mcdonalds sprays Theives with their DNA
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Can you apply for a position to spray DNA on people?
I can also see someone checking their significant other with a UV light for other indiscretions. "I only robbed a McD's, I promise honey!"
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2012/01/25 13:13:23
Subject: Mcdonalds sprays Theives with their DNA
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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DeathReaper wrote:What exactly prevents the thieves from covering all their skin with fabric, donning safety goggles, and then burning the clothes/goggles after they leave?
Theres that American spirit!
America, doing crime the right way since 1776
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2012/01/25 18:24:16
Subject: Mcdonalds sprays Theives with their DNA
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Preacher of the Emperor
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The last time I sprayed someone with my DNA I got a kid out of it. I don't think they've thought this all the way through.
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mattyrm wrote: I will bro fist a toilet cleaner.
I will chainfist a pretentious English literature student who wears a beret.
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