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Chowderhead wrote:

Frazzled wrote:By together I mean he goes berserk and I go get the snack foods.

I would have thought that Shanker and Connie wanted in on this?

Oh I did not know I had allies.

1. Queso conversion as before. Frazzled aint no fool.
2. Armed with Hulk smash! er Matty, we begin the intranetz invasion. First to fall would be Portent or whatever its called. While matty went off and ate the opposite, wearing their skins as trophies, Genghis Connie would be cute and sweet and distracting... Rodney would quietly flank and then its LOOK AT ANKLES NOM NOM NOM. TBone, after realizingh something non food related was happening, would ride Rusty into battle with a tiny tiny tiny little sword and helmet.

d-usa wrote:

LoneLictor wrote:I could take any of you on in a fight. I have all sorts of crazy diseases I could give you with just one bite and then the odds would be tipped in my favor.

"Watch out, we got ourselves a badass here."

Say that to my face, boi! I will take you down! I'll tear off your head and use your neck stump as an ashtray! And I'll use your head as a Halloween (and Christmas) decoration! And I'll kick your pet dog off a cliff (assuming you have one)!

I got cats, and we don't even have any cliffs nearby. Clearly these threads are without merit.

d-usa wrote:I got cats, and we don't even have any cliffs nearby. Clearly these threads are without merit.

I will adopt a dog for you. Then I will dig a very large canyon next to your house. Once you become attached to the dog, I will punt it like a football off that cliff.

The posters in the YKTSFW... thread would have a deathmatch (BlapBlapBlap, Coolyo, Brock, etc. etc.)

Trond will win.

On topic:

Trondheim vs Shadowbrand.

d-usa wrote:I got cats, and we don't even have any cliffs nearby. Clearly these threads are without merit.

He's not joking. Oklahoma is so flat its inverted. I've been there. If someone from Houston is saying its flat dude its like Flat Squared.


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LoneLictor wrote:

d-usa wrote:I got cats, and we don't even have any cliffs nearby. Clearly these threads are without merit.

I will adopt a dog for you. Then I will dig a very large canyon next to your house. Once you become attached to the dog, I will punt it like a football off that cliff.

You have to respect that level of dedication.

Frazzled wrote:

d-usa wrote:I got cats, and we don't even have any cliffs nearby. Clearly these threads are without merit.

He's not joking. Oklahoma is so flat its inverted. I've been there. If someone from Houston is saying its flat dude its like Flat Squared.

Yet, somehow Kansas still manages to beat Oklahoma when it comes to being flat.

Kansas is indeed also on the 9.0 richter scale of flatness.

Kansas is statistically flatter than a pancake.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:

The posters in the YKTSFW... thread would have a deathmatch (BlapBlapBlap, Coolyo, Brock, etc. etc.)

Trond will win.

On topic:

Trondheim vs Shadowbrand.

Oooooo I have fans!

That matchup has potential, two men locked in mortal battle for the throne

Trondheim wrote:

BlapBlapBlap wrote:

The posters in the YKTSFW... thread would have a deathmatch (BlapBlapBlap, Coolyo, Brock, etc. etc.)

Trond will win.

On topic:

Trondheim vs Shadowbrand.

Oooooo I have fans!

That matchup has potential, two men locked in mortal battle for the throne

No, just that in the end it boils down to Train Powers, Vikings, Tau, a flying Shark and a Word Bearer. And a Dragon.

Who would win?!

Chowderhead wrote:
Vitruvian Vs. Purplefood would be a straight up midget fight.

Who are you calling a midget you lanky sailor boy?
I could probably use Vit as a step...
Vit is teeny tiny...

purplefood wrote:

Chowderhead wrote:
Vitruvian Vs. Purplefood would be a straight up midget fight.

Who are you calling a midget you lanky sailor boy?
I could probably use Vit as a step...
Vit is teeny tiny...

Eh. Me and Corpses seem like the only fair match-up for the Skype Group.

Dwhitey's a shoe in, as his sarcasm can strip the flesh from a man at 50 paces, so he can fight.

And you and Vit are just the smaller people. But Igloo can't fight, as he is a filthy heathen.

I'm still stuck on who would be the best warriors in the YKTSF thread.

I've got:

Trondheim.

I NEED IDEAS!

Chowderhead wrote:

purplefood wrote:

Chowderhead wrote:
Vitruvian Vs. Purplefood would be a straight up midget fight.

Who are you calling a midget you lanky sailor boy?
I could probably use Vit as a step...
Vit is teeny tiny...

Eh. Me and Corpses seem like the only fair match-up for the Skype Group.

Dwhitey's a shoe in, as his sarcasm can strip the flesh from a man at 50 paces, so he can fight.

And you and Vit are just the smaller people. But Igloo can't fight, as he is a filthy heathen.

What about Igloo and Vit vs. Me...
I'll fight them both at the same time...
I can use Vit as a weapon against Igloo...

purplefood wrote:

Chowderhead wrote:

purplefood wrote:

Chowderhead wrote:
Vitruvian Vs. Purplefood would be a straight up midget fight.

Who are you calling a midget you lanky sailor boy?
I could probably use Vit as a step...
Vit is teeny tiny...

Eh. Me and Corpses seem like the only fair match-up for the Skype Group.

Dwhitey's a shoe in, as his sarcasm can strip the flesh from a man at 50 paces, so he can fight.

And you and Vit are just the smaller people. But Igloo can't fight, as he is a filthy heathen.

What about Igloo and Vit vs. Me...
I'll fight them both at the same time...
I can use Vit as a weapon against Igloo...

I am somehow alright with this.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:

The posters in the YKTSFW... thread would have a deathmatch (BlapBlapBlap, Coolyo, Brock, etc. etc.)

Trond will win.

On topic:

Trondheim vs Shadowbrand.

How much Irn-bru have I had at this stage? It might tip the balance!

OT: Legoburner vs Yakface, battle of the Admins. Dakka itself will tremble!


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BlapBlapBlap wrote:
No, just that in the end it boils down to Train Powers, Vikings, Tau, a flying Shark and a Word Bearer. And a Dragon.

You mean Highlander hopped up on irn-bru. More energy than a nuclear reactor!

Castiel wrote:

BlapBlapBlap wrote:

The posters in the YKTSFW... thread would have a deathmatch (BlapBlapBlap, Coolyo, Brock, etc. etc.)

Trond will win.

On topic:

Trondheim vs Shadowbrand.

How much Irn-bru have I had at this stage? It might tip the balance!

Irn Bru is no match for the power of Traindom.

How about a battle between Frazz and Chowda?

BlapBlapBlap wrote:

Castiel wrote:

BlapBlapBlap wrote:

The posters in the YKTSFW... thread would have a deathmatch (BlapBlapBlap, Coolyo, Brock, etc. etc.)

Trond will win.

On topic:

Trondheim vs Shadowbrand.

How much Irn-bru have I had at this stage? It might tip the balance!

Irn Bru is no match for the power of Traindom.

How about a battle between Frazz and Chowda?

I can't attack Frazzled! He's, like, my Dakka Dad!

BlapBlapBlap wrote:Irn Bru is no match for the power of Traindom.

You have no idea. Its fizzy, ginger and phenomenal!

Chowderhead wrote:


I can't attack Frazzled! He's, like, my Dakka Dad!

You know you wan'a

Ribon Fox wrote:

Chowderhead wrote:


I can't attack Frazzled! He's, like, my Dakka Dad!

You know you wan'a

Ribon, I could make a terrible joke here, so I will.

Ribon Fox Vs. LunaHound: Catfight! Mrow!

not-U vs Luna might be interesting actually.

EDIT: PS Chowder, your sig is hypnotysing. Seeing Joffery slapped repeatedly is very cathartic!

Chowderhead wrote:

Ribon Fox wrote:

Chowderhead wrote:


I can't attack Frazzled! He's, like, my Dakka Dad!

You know you wan'a

Ribon, I could make a terrible joke here, so I will.

Ribon Fox Vs. LunaHound: Catfight! Mrow!

And the claws come out!

KingCracker wrote:

Chowderhead wrote:

Ribon Fox wrote:

Chowderhead wrote:


I can't attack Frazzled! He's, like, my Dakka Dad!

You know you wan'a

Ribon, I could make a terrible joke here, so I will.

Ribon Fox Vs. LunaHound: Catfight! Mrow!

And the claws come out!

I would don my neko ears of +2 awesomeness and be like a trans-god/dess of rendering electric blue nails. Those I can't beat with force I'd just...ermmm...well you know

I would fight any of you. Even the women.

Chowderhead wrote:

I can't attack Frazzled! He's, like, my Dakka Dad!

Oh my, I did not that sorta thing was possibel over Dakka

Manchu wrote:Dakka is a great ship of wargaming community and those who voyage upon her through the perilous seas of this evolving hobby-culture are indeed her brave crew, the Dakkanauts.

I suppose that would explain all the sodomy.

purplefood wrote:

biccat wrote:I believe the proper term is "Dakkites."

We changed to Dakkanauts a while ago...



I'd have gone with Morgan Freeman but i couldn't find it...

That's Rutger Hauer!

I only just noticed.

Joey wrote:

Manchu wrote:Dakka is a great ship of wargaming community and those who voyage upon her through the perilous seas of this evolving hobby-culture are indeed her brave crew, the Dakkanauts.

I suppose that would explain all the sodomy.

Nothing explains all the sodomy...