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Stupid gak.

Horoscopes are also on my "ridiculous nonsense" list along with Islam.

I know I'm a miserable fether, but I just cant help it! Sure it might all be fun and games NOW, but the next thing Im sat having dinner with some chick and its all "Oh well I am punctual and aloof...." and then I want to upend the table and throw my pint in her face.

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Oh look, I'm unemotional and quick to anger so Its spot on!