kronk wrote:
Frazzled wrote:
kronk wrote:gak, I drove 90 this morning in my Prius on Beltway 8...
I'm never out that way, but there are a gak-ton of wild deer in West Texas. I'd be mindful at night.
Well i wouldn't say Austin is West texas, but yea I wouldn't drive that speed at night.
Ah, but to me, anything west of Katy is West Texas...
I respect that. If you have to worry about not only black widows and brown recluses, but FREAKING SCORPIONS then, yea its West Texas.
(preTeam Wienie)
Wife: I fell asleep in the comfy brown chair. I woke up and there was a snake in the living room going for the birds. I got a shovel and killed it.
Frazzled: You didn't crack the tile did you?
Wife: I said I KILLED A SNAKE IN OUR LIVING ROOM
Frazzled; So the tile's ok and you didn't crack it then.
Wife: Going to crack your skull
Frazzled: nah, I'm Slavic. My head's way tougher.
Wife: Not when you're sleeping.
Frazzled: yerp.