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2012/10/17 15:26:33
Subject: Re:The British are filthy!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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 Testify wrote: rodgers37 wrote:Can't stand not washing my hands. Don't understand how people can't at least keep their hands clean, its not hard...
The trick is to not piss on your hands 
Wait, you DON'T piss on your hands?
That. Explains. Everything.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
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2012/10/17 15:28:40
Subject: The British are filthy!
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Oberstleutnant
Back in the English morass
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Strictly speaking you don't need to wash your hands after a piss, the bacteria on the outer genitals are the same as those found on hands (although not always, you know who you are).
Regular hand wshing is a good thing in general though 
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The prefect example of someone missing the point.
Do not underestimate the Squats. They survived for millenia cut off from the Imperium and assailed on all sides. Their determination and resilience is an example to us all.
-Leman Russ, Meditations on Imperial Command book XVI (AKA the RT era White Dwarf Commpendium).
Its just a shame that they couldn't fight off Andy Chambers.
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2012/10/18 19:40:59
Subject: The British are filthy!
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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The urine of a healthy individual is sterile.
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2012/10/18 19:45:45
Subject: Re:The British are filthy!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Yup, although it is a good medium for growing bacteria and other nasties.
In a pinch you can use urine to clean cuts, but you should use fresh urine. and it will probably sting.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2012/10/18 20:59:26
Subject: Re:The British are filthy!
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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 Grey Templar wrote:This is fairly normal.
The only concern is what a person does when they are sick. And as Mythbusters has shown, if you even take basic precautions such as avoiding handshakes or touching what other people will be touching you can almost eliminate contamination.
Never assume the other guy cares.
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2012/10/18 21:01:11
Subject: The British are filthy!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I can't count the number of times I've been in a public bathroom washing my hands and some dude just walks right out of a stall and out the door and doesn't wash his hands...or offer a thank you.
How disgusting and rude!
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2012/10/18 21:14:43
Subject: The British are filthy!
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Evasive Pleasureseeker
Lost in a blizzard, somewhere near Toronto
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 kronk wrote:I can't count the number of times I've been in a public bathroom washing my hands and some dude just walks right out of a stall and out the door and doesn't wash his hands...or offer a thank you.
How disgusting and rude!
Be thankful you've never had to use a women's public washroom... Sure, I've heard stories from my mates about the door of a stall being wiped down with poo, but seriously, at least you guys don't have the sheer pleasure of walking into a stall that's been hosed down by someone who's just had a case of the Red Rage all over the place...
Not to mention those women who try and pee like their dudes. 
I honestly believe that having to use public facilities is the main reason that women generally speaking have a much stronger immune system than men!
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2012/10/18 23:38:55
Subject: The British are filthy!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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That may be so, same for the amount of germs being the same on your hands as on your genitalia. But ima still wash my hands every time i've gone to the toilet if its all the same to you 
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2012/10/18 23:41:04
Subject: Re:The British are filthy!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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its not because you got wee on your hands, its because your hands touched someplace dirty.
Although I only wash before mealtime or if it was #2(or I got some on me)
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Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
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