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 Azreal13 wrote:
Not that it matters because given the amount of interbreeding that went on with that lot I'm pretty sure the Queen is her own Uncle.

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That was about as funny as cancer.



Well if you have it now from that i don't think i need to do anything else back.

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Out of curiosity, where did that black and white space marine on the black and white bike text come from? It's a complete mindfrak to read

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 blood reaper wrote:


I think this sums it up for me.


This is the best part of the thread. I think you might want to tone it down on the asian jokes. Im not personally asian but I can see how people could be offended.

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 prophet102 wrote:
 blood reaper wrote:


I think this sums it up for me.


This is the best part of the thread. I think you might want to tone it down on the asian jokes. Im not personally asian but I can see how people could be offended.

100% agreed.

 
   
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@op - Your sense of humor is a bit risky since minors and or children view this forum.

And black and white space marine thing...wow
   
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 Sir Samuel Buca wrote:
This will not end well. If it was funny, I could see i going somewhere, but with the badly censored words, racial slurs, and a lack of humour only ever found in a morgue, it will not last long.

Indeed, it needs a righteous cleansing...

OP, do you fancy yourself a stand up comedian or something...?

   
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'Straya... Mate.

Pretty sure OP has to be a massive troll. And if he is, he has got a fine catch here.

 
   
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'Straya... Mate.

But seriously, look a what he wrote, he has to be a troll.

 
   
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Not necessarily, he could just be uneducated as to how forums work? Unlikely yes, but not impossible.
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 Krellnus wrote:
Not necessarily, he could just be uneducated as to how forums work? Unlikely yes, but not impossible.
Remember Hanlon's Razor:
"Never attribute to malice what can be equally attributed to stupidity"


^ This... 100% this ^

The posts are written stand up style, which doesn't exactly work via a text based forum.

The Asian jokes were a bit too much though.

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A perfect chance to post a funny pic. And...

1500 POSTS!

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 DeffDred wrote:


A perfect chance to post a funny pic. And...

1500 POSTS!


Worth it!

 DeffDred wrote:


A perfect chance to post a funny pic. And...

1500 POSTS!
 
   
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'Straya... Mate.

Haha nice 1500th post, totally worth it.

 
   
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40k humour - not for everybody?

Here's something more racially sensitive. Except maybe to smurfs.
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 Titan Atlas wrote:
40k humour - not for everybody?

Here's something more racially sensitive. Except maybe to smurfs.


Now that's funny.
   
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 blood reaper wrote:


I think this sums it up for me.


Thread Won.

Im afraid I cant say I found the OP's post funny in the slightest, sorry OP.

Many of the pictures posted are funny though. 40k humour is often pretty decent, such as the ones posted in this thread.

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