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Why waste time aiming for the head and waste ammo...eerrr tomato....just toss a flashbang in the water near them. Fishes have to eat to

 Kovnik Obama wrote:
Dude, you realize that swimming 2 miles really isn't that bad, right? And from a security standpoint, it's a nightmare, since you have a much smaller silhouette swimming than you have walking in a desert.

Thats what the alligator/depth charges are for! Dont you read?

 Jihadin wrote:
Why waste time aiming for the head and waste ammo...eerrr tomato....just toss a flashbang in the water near them. Fishes have to eat to

Want to be a real butt head? Put a vertical plexiglass plate in the middle of it. The train the gators to attack when they hear "ow son of a..."CHOMP!

or even more cool - robo pyrhanhas!

Edit : weird double post.

Somedude wrote:Thats what the alligator/depth charges are for! Dont you read?

Honestly? No, I couldn't bring myself to go through that entire wall of text. I actually had to re-read it to see if he had truly suggested alligators and depth charges.

 Kovnik Obama wrote:
Dude, you realize that swimming 2 miles really isn't that bad, right? And from a security standpoint, it's a nightmare, since you have a much smaller silhouette swimming than you have walking in a desert.

Well grandma Frazzled used to swim two miles a day in lake Ponchentrain which had both sharks and gators. Being part cajun she was 1/4 gator so no fear there of course. I could not swim two miles in a moving river, much less a moving river with gators, laser armed bass, and robo pyrhanhas.

Put you know we're all being incredibly serious here. Ew yea weird double post.

But lets add to the fun. 2 miles wide but on one side we put Scylla and the other Charibdis? Lets add in some ticked off vultures with napalm, and boy scouts with sling shots. Riding dinosaurs. Plus lets have an undertow that sucks you into a subterranean DMV office, and you don't have the correct paperwork...

Remote control robo pyrhinas --->insert evil laughter version 5.0 here<----

 Frazzled wrote:

 Kovnik Obama wrote:
Dude, you realize that swimming 2 miles really isn't that bad, right? And from a security standpoint, it's a nightmare, since you have a much smaller silhouette swimming than you have walking in a desert.

Well grandma Frazzled used to swim two miles a day in lake Ponchentrain which had both sharks and gators. Being part cajun she was 1/4 gator so no fear there of course. I could not swim two miles in a moving river, much less a moving river with gators, laser armed bass, and robo pyrhanhas.

Put you know we're all being incredibly serious here.

My mom did 5 miles after training one summer. Our house was in front of a lake, and the town organised crossovers of about a mile twice every year. The best would do it under 20 minutes, the 6-7 years old would take a bit over an hour.

I think my record was 37 minutes.

 Frazzled wrote:

But lets add to the fun. 2 miles wide but on one side we put Scylla and the other Charibdis? Lets add in some ticked off vultures with napalm, and boy scouts with sling shots. Riding dinosaurs. Plus lets have an undertow that sucks you into a subterranean DMV office, and you don't have the correct paperwork...

Now THAT's a challenge!