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2009/07/26 04:54:41
Subject: 40K humor
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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How many slaneeshy marines does it take to screw in a light bulb.
2. just dont ask how thay got it in there.
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mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
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2010/04/24 11:29:00
Subject: 40K humor
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Grovelin' Grot
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Another failed space marine name
"pink ponys"
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 win 1 draw 0 loss 0
EPIC FACEPLAM 
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2010/05/12 23:40:45
Subject: 40K humor
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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So this is a thread about warhammer 40k jokes? I got one:
Flak Armour.
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 There's just an acre of you fellas, isn't there? |
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2010/05/13 08:23:13
Subject: 40K humor
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Stabbin' Skarboy
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Damnit, it's not that Guardsmen gear is horrendously weak, it's just that everything in 40K is horrificaly strong.
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MeanGreenStompa wrote:penek wrote:wtf is wrong with GW ???
It's being run by people with short term vision and enough greed to extinguish a sun.
Perhaps they're the C'tan.
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2010/05/18 20:06:20
Subject: 40K humor
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Bush? No, Eldar Ranger
Lost in time and space...
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An Eldar, a Space Marine and an Ork are walking down a road. After some time they come by an old warp gate. Byt the gate there's a sign saying: "Speak the truth and walk by safely"
The Space Marine Speaks loudly: "I think I'm the most pious here"! And walks by without any worries.
The Eldar proudly states: "I think I'm the most agile here"! And also walks by.
The Ork Grins and say: "I think..." And is immediately sucked into the warp
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 Proud Autarch of the Rashaernor craftworld.
My gallery (WIP)
Kirasu wrote:
The imperial guard are not the allies nor the axis... they use tanks from 1918, plasma guns from the future, have russian commissar commanders and then went to the shire and recruited FRODO BAGGINS to be a sniper..
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