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Nobody_Holme wrote:
Species: Human (cadian)
Name: lord castellan creed
Equipment: armies of cadia
Personality: smug
Achievements: outflanking a reaver titan's leg from just in front of a reaver titan so that an eldar and an orc think they broke it, and it can stand up and hop through a webway portal to rescue a really confused cadian regiment next week.

Pretty sure that was me

Species:Human
Name: Lord Inquisitor Lazyman
Equipment: A very reliable and supremely loyal group of competent acolytes
Achievements: The only person in the IoM who can enjoy himself without turning to chaos or being supremely inbred

Species: ork
Name:BigMek
Wepon: something killy
Personality: Loves to go and "kill 'em all. When not killen some space marines he's choopen random things.

Race:Ork
Name:Lotsadakka facerippa
Equipment:A twin linked deff gun fer a slugga and a power klaw.
Job:IZ a orkquisator.Dat mean i go around da oonivers making sure all da orks are being proppa
Achievments:I killed every body at relic fer not putting gorgutz in dawn of war 2.Hez a orkquisator too(That's what he was doing at the begining of soulstorm.Inspecshun of dem orks)

Race: Human
Name: What? 87-53-04
Equipement: Hellgun and carapace armor
Job: Grenadier in the Death Korps
Personality: This trooper does not understand the question.
Achievement: Died before every other character mentionned here, doesn't have to live in permanent Grimdark anymore, as attained peace.

Species: Sponge

Subspecies: Sponge

Name: Spongebob Squarepants

Wargear: Annoying Laugh, Spatula, Patties

Personality: I'm pretty sure all of you have watched Spongebob at least once!!!

Achievements: Retrieved the King's Crown

Truly Inspirational

In terms of power.... Tau Ethereal. Go my minions, yes for the greater good.

In terms of cool factor ; Riptide pilot baby !

Race: Tau
Name: Riptidey McPiloterson
Wargear: Riptide with ion cannon
Achievements : ripping tides.

Species: Tau
Caste: Fire warrior
Name: Qu'she
Wargear: Pulse rifle, combat knife carved from a squig tooth.
Personality: Humble, trustworthy guy.
Acheivements: Killing a Guardsman in close combat with the 'special' knife, surviving close combat, shooting down a chaos raptor squad single handedly.

Species: Chaos Marine of Nurgle
Rank: Chaos Lord
Name: Lord Pyros Deathwish
Wargear: TDA, a Daemon Weapon in the form of a poleaxe (Ishva'kar*), the destroyer hive**
Persona: He just wants to give you a hug... and space AIDS... Sometimes, if he really likes you, he'll give you the Black Death.
Achievements: Once ate his terminator retinue on a particularly boring campaign, managed to absorb the destroyer hive.

*Means: "Love of Isha", the weapon claims to be the bastard spawn of Isha's and Nurgle's essences.
**He uses the Typhus gear and statline in the TT game.

Species: Human Arbite
Name: Dredd Scott
Rank: Judge
Equipment: Chem-inhaler, Carapiece armour, 2 plasma pistols.
Personality: Fanatically dedicated to the law, wears the mask to stop pain from a old injury.
Achievements: Once slew a Ratskin chief by shooting him so many times that a fellow enforcer described the native as having turned into a cloud of ash.

Species: Laser Bear
Name: Sir Bearington
Equipment: Laser Eyes
Personality: Proper, polite, and positively painful claws and lasers
Achievements: Scholar, poet, warrior

Given a choice, I'd rather not be anything in the 40k universe.

It's a wonder it's still populated.

Race- Tau
Rank- Shas'O
Gender-MAle
Equipment- Fireknife Crisis suit, Targeting array, failsafe detonator
Personality-Extremely depressed
Legacy- After losing both arms to a Trygon, allowed himself to be swallowed whole by the beast, then activating his failsafe detonator to destroy the Tyranid from the inside to save his Cadre.

Race - Chaos Daemon
Name - -UNKNOWN- I will not be Controlled!
Rank - Lord of Change, Apostle of Chaos, Trickster Magistrate and Bringer of Mind-Blasting Truths.
Gender - Trickster, Bird-Man
Equipment - Staff of Change (says EXPLODE! when I tap you with it), A Bound Fragment of the Grimoire of True Names, and a nifty Wizards Hat sprouting a Thousand Eyes and Tounged Mouths.
Personality - Extremely convoluted. When Tzeentch throws me into the Well of Eternity, I grab a Horror and throw him in instead. >D
Legacy - Prophet of Ruin. Those who do not know the full extent of Chaos' reach will find themselves greeted by a legion of Word Bearers and this Lord of Change who will proceed to remake the very fabric of reality in homage of the Great Conspirator and his General Elite.

"I bring the Word, and the Word is Change. For Better or Worse. For Chaos!" +__+


Mortal Incarnation: Dark Apostle of Chaos Undivided who suffered a Chance Encounter with Ahriman and was in-turn blasted into a Raven Lord of Change.

Race: Chaos God
Name: Tzeentch, or:

Rank: God of fate
Gender: God
Equipment: Literally everything ever
Personality: Changeable

Species: Ork
Name: Red Boi
Rank: Fly Boy
Gender: wots zat?
Personality: Luvs bein' brutal but kunnin, flyin fasta (da name's Red Boi, so I'z go real fast nat'rally), and shootin' all da dakka.
Achievements: Once, I flew round one of dem Big Humie Metal Men [Warlord Titan] three times! Den I krashed into it and made a big BOOOM! I dunno if I killed it, but I gotz a nice shoota for a left leg now!

Species: Human
Name: Wolfram
Rank: Guardsman (for some reason in the service of an Inquisitor)
Equipment: Lasgun, carapace armour, flamer.
Personality: Loyal at all costs, wants to die honourably
Achievements: After being unable to fight daemons for long, I finally got hold of myself and burned three of them to death.

Species: Human
Name: Bob
Rank: guardsman/cook
Equipment: standard issue t-shirt, standard issue flashlight, standard issue wheelbarrel (for his balls), standard issue duct-tape (type 127), standard issue cooking equipment.
Personality: Survivalist, tries to keep out of trouble. Quite popular with other guardsmen, because he provides them with food and rare duct-tape.
Achievements: Surviving two campaigns under Chenkov.

Species : Human

Name : Franz the Majestic

Rank : Planetary Governor

Equipment : Everthing

Personality : Mad and eccentric, likes to walk about his planets palace in a cape and rather large hat. Eats prime sirloin for breakfast. Has 18 dogs and a throne made out of emeralds. Plays war-games with his friends most days.

Species: Human
Name: Mikhail
Rank: Brigadier General in command (civilian)
Achievments: Bluffing his way into command of his homeworlds PDF

Njall Silverthorne

Species: Human

Affiliation: Rogue Trader (Imperial Navy Veteran)

Past: 20 years service in Imperial Navy onboard light cruiser Certain Destiny. Lightning squadron commander. 21 aerial victories. Master Starfighter's insignia with terran diamonds.

Current Whereabouts: Onboard the relic-frigate Crystal Horizon, exploring the Halo Stars under contracts of salvage with the Priests of Mars.

Name:Arn Svensson

Species: Post-human

Rank: Wolf Priest

Personality: Quiet and surly at times, happy at others. Prefers the physical healing to the spiritual, but will spout the occasional bit of spiritual gabble, just to keep in part with his other duties.

Achievements: Cured the Nurgle cult leader Stinkface of his many illnesses, bringing the end to his cult. Stinkface, or Fred as he likes to be known now, is Arn's biggest fan/stalker and follows him across the galaxy with his new cult Sons of Arn.

Species: Post-human

Name: Captain something-gothic

Equipment: Terminator Armour, power axe, Storm Shield

Personality: Reasonable, atheist.

Achivements: Staying alive whilst not believing in the God-Emperor and owning az Omnibus's worth of Plot Armour (on top of his Terminator armour).

Species: Necron, Canoptek Spyder
Name: Claudine
Equipment: Fabricator Claw Array (because I am a fixer), Gloom Prism (to protect my babies), Scarab Hive (two words: birthin' hips)
Personality: If you kill my babies I will rip off your face
Achievements: Surrounded by my Scarab children I flank a Librarian who is Psycher spamming my Wraith cousins, then continue to push out scarabs until the whole human unit is swallowed up, leaving the Librarian for last. (wait, this actually happened)

Species: Relentless Ork Nob

Name: Guxworrgh

Equipment: Big choppa(Pink so you know i'm fabulous), Slugga (Bought with my first teeth so i can't let it go)

Personality: Polite, Pretty (For a male ork)

Acheviments: Recovering love-ahloic (Can resist hugs) so yeah been going for 12 minutes straight (Great right?) Talked to the Warboss and he told me "Yar gon ta need mer teef fur a powur fist" So almost got that and finally Great spelling for an Ork.

Species: Human.

Name: Tancred, A Man with a Plan.

Wargear: Carapace Armour, Gas mask, loads of freaky gas grenades, Shotgun, Stub pistol, stolen Rosarius, a big ol' knife and loads of frags.

Personality: unquestioning, uncompromisingly loyal and quiet Ordo Hereticus Inquisitor's bodyguard.

Achievements: Destroying a whole hive city that was corrupted by chaos with a krak grenade and a spoon.

 Banzaimash wrote:
Species: Human.

Name: Tancred, A Man with a Plan

Wargear: Carapce Armour, Gas mask, loads of freaky gas grenades, Shotgun, Stub pistol, stolen Rosarius, a big ol' knife and loads of frags.

Personality: unquestioning, uncompromisingly loyal and quiet Ordo Hereticus Inquisitor's bodyguard.

Achievements: Destroying a whole hive city that was corrupted by chaos with a krak grenade and a spoon.

You needed a Krak Grenade? Amateur.

Species: Human.

Name: -Don't ask questions-

Rank: Inquisitor.

Wargear: The usual inquisitor stuff, flowing black robes, a set of throwing knives, C'tan phase sword, Exterminatus button.

Achievements: Party all day, feth all night, Exterminatus the planet when I'm done. Question me and I'll execute you for heresy.

 Happyjew wrote:

 Banzaimash wrote:
Species: Human.

Name: Tancred, A Man with a Plan

Wargear: Carapce Armour, Gas mask, loads of freaky gas grenades, Shotgun, Stub pistol, stolen Rosarius, a big ol' knife and loads of frags.

Personality: unquestioning, uncompromisingly loyal and quiet Ordo Hereticus Inquisitor's bodyguard.

Achievements: Destroying a whole hive city that was corrupted by chaos with a krak grenade and a spoon.

You needed a Krak Grenade? Amateur.

I think he means that the krak grenade and spoon were the ones doing the corrupting, and that this character did the destroying on his larry.

Spieces: Human

Name: Bob.

Wargear: Hat.

Personality: Dashing, Infuriating, Blue.

Achievements: Won a game of dice versus an Ork, through sheer skill. Escaped imminent stomping.