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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/10/06 18:55:06
Subject: WTH? You need a license to watchTV?
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Renegade Inquisitor with a Bound Daemon
Tied and gagged in the back of your car
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welshhoppo wrote:Thats because it often takes a British person to understand a British programme. So there really isn't much point showing it outside the UK.
I'm pretty sure that we get the BBC in Canada.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/10/06 19:19:15
Subject: WTH? You need a license to watchTV?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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The British should just quit letting anybody else in the world show Doctor Who, and let the rest of the world pay a subscription fee: instant profit.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/10/06 19:21:56
Subject: WTH? You need a license to watchTV?
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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Canadians are effectively British. There is a test.
1. What do the initials LBW stand for?
2. What is Marmite and do you like it?
3. I can't remember that one but if you pass 1 and 2 it doesn't matter.
If you fail, Canadians are honorary British anyway.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/10/06 19:23:55
Subject: Re:WTH? You need a license to watchTV?
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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A Marmite is a cute fuzzy animal from the Alps right
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/10/06 19:28:23
Subject: WTH? You need a license to watchTV?
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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Correct! Well done!!
<mark his file for deletion, Control>
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/10/06 19:47:13
Subject: WTH? You need a license to watchTV?
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Giggling Nurgling
London, UK
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Kilkrazy wrote:Canadians are effectively British. There is a test.
1. What do the initials LBW stand for?
2. What is Marmite and do you like it?
3. I can't remember that one but if you pass 1 and 2 it doesn't matter.
If you fail, Canadians are honorary British anyway.
1 - Larry's big welly
2 - a sweet sticky substance, best served spread thickly on toast.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/10/06 20:17:28
Subject: WTH? You need a license to watchTV?
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Oberstleutnant
Back in the English morass
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Kilkrazy wrote:Canadians are effectively British. There is a test.
1. What do the initials LBW stand for?
2. What is Marmite and do you like it?
3. I can't remember that one but if you pass 1 and 2 it doesn't matter.
If you fail, Canadians are honorary British anyway.
According to my passport I am British, a sad state of affairs as my real nationality isn't able to issue passports (yet)
1. No idea
2. Some kind of horrific waste product of the brewing industry.
3. cheese
I dont think that this means that I am British
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The prefect example of someone missing the point.
Do not underestimate the Squats. They survived for millenia cut off from the Imperium and assailed on all sides. Their determination and resilience is an example to us all.
-Leman Russ, Meditations on Imperial Command book XVI (AKA the RT era White Dwarf Commpendium).
Its just a shame that they couldn't fight off Andy Chambers.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/10/06 20:53:49
Subject: WTH? You need a license to watchTV?
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Drakhun
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Leg before Wicket.
Marmite, you either love it or you hate it.
Pip pip, carry on. *Smokes his pipe.*
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DS:90-S+G+++M++B-IPw40k03+D+A++/fWD-R++T(T)DM+
Warmachine MKIII record 39W/0D/6L
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/10/06 21:02:24
Subject: WTH? You need a license to watchTV?
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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feeder wrote:Oh really? I was under the impression it was not opt-out. If you owned a TV, you had to have a license.
You can own a TV and not have a licence. You just can't watch TV without a licence. Automatically Appended Next Post: Everyone hates marmite.
The deviants who enjoy it should probably either be deported or shot...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/10/06 21:25:28
Subject: WTH? You need a license to watchTV?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Hiding the TV from the inspector is a national sport in Europe.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/10/06 21:34:41
Subject: WTH? You need a license to watchTV?
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Drop Trooper with Demo Charge
Wainwright, AB
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welshhoppo wrote:Thats because it often takes a British person to understand a British programme. So there really isn't much point showing it outside the UK.
I love a lot of British shows, it's when the Americans rip it off, produce a knock off and claim it as an original concept when it starts to suck hard.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/10/06 21:38:30
Subject: WTH? You need a license to watchTV?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Eisensapper wrote:welshhoppo wrote:Thats because it often takes a British person to understand a British programme. So there really isn't much point showing it outside the UK.
I love a lot of British shows, it's when the Americans rip it off, produce a knock off and claim it as an original concept when it starts to suck hard.
We do the same thing with Japanese movies too!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/10/06 22:15:31
Subject: WTH? You need a license to watchTV?
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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d-usa wrote: Eisensapper wrote:welshhoppo wrote:Thats because it often takes a British person to understand a British programme. So there really isn't much point showing it outside the UK.
I love a lot of British shows, it's when the Americans rip it off, produce a knock off and claim it as an original concept when it starts to suck hard.
We do the same thing with Japanese movies too!
Yeah but they didn't make much sense to start with...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/10/06 22:19:22
Subject: WTH? You need a license to watchTV?
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Renegade Inquisitor with a Bound Daemon
Tied and gagged in the back of your car
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d-usa wrote: Eisensapper wrote:welshhoppo wrote:Thats because it often takes a British person to understand a British programme. So there really isn't much point showing it outside the UK.
I love a lot of British shows, it's when the Americans rip it off, produce a knock off and claim it as an original concept when it starts to suck hard.
We do the same thing with Japanese movies too!
...and now Korean ones too. I can definitely wait to see them butcher Oldboy.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/10/06 23:25:21
Subject: WTH? You need a license to watchTV?
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Stone Bonkers Fabricator General
We'll find out soon enough eh.
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d-usa wrote:Hiding the TV from the inspector is a national sport in Europe.
I quite enjoy the occasional inspection visit myself. I used to get worked up over them and tell them to bugger off(they don't actually have any right to enter your home without permission unless they have a police officer with them, and those TV "detector" vans they used to have are a complete joke, everyone knew they were fake), but these days my TV has so many wires going in and out of it watching them try and figure out whether or not any of them are actually running out to a TV aerial or a cable box is endless fun.
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I need to acquire plastic Skavenslaves, can you help?
I have a blog now, evidently. Featuring the Alternative Mordheim Model Megalist.
"Your society's broken, so who should we blame? Should we blame the rich, powerful people who caused it? No, lets blame the people with no power and no money and those immigrants who don't even have the vote. Yea, it must be their fething fault." - Iain M Banks
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"The language of modern British politics is meant to sound benign. But words do not mean what they seem to mean. 'Reform' actually means 'cut' or 'end'. 'Flexibility' really means 'exploit'. 'Prudence' really means 'don't invest'. And 'efficient'? That means whatever you want it to mean, usually 'cut'. All really mean 'keep wages low for the masses, taxes low for the rich, profits high for the corporations, and accept the decline in public services and amenities this will cause'." - Robin McAlpine from Common Weal |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/10/07 01:27:58
Subject: WTH? You need a license to watchTV?
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Anti-Armour Swiss Guard
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We had a similar system here (TV licences).
When we went to a commercial model for broadcasting, and the ABC went to nationally funded via taxation revenues, they stopped doing it.
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I'm OVER 50 (and so far over everyone's BS, too).
Old enough to know better, young enough to not give a ****.
That is not dead which can eternal lie ...
... and yet, with strange aeons, even death may die.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/10/07 01:43:44
Subject: WTH? You need a license to watchTV?
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Posts with Authority
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Yodhrin wrote: d-usa wrote:Hiding the TV from the inspector is a national sport in Europe.
I quite enjoy the occasional inspection visit myself. I used to get worked up over them and tell them to bugger off(they don't actually have any right to enter your home without permission unless they have a police officer with them, and those TV "detector" vans they used to have are a complete joke, everyone knew they were fake), but these days my TV has so many wires going in and out of it watching them try and figure out whether or not any of them are actually running out to a TV aerial or a cable box is endless fun.
The radio detector vans were the basis of part of a Monty Python sketch that involved a man that had a license for his pet cat, Eric.
I never seen so many bleeding aerials. The man said that their equipment could pinpoint a purr at four hundred yards! And Eric, being such a happy cat, was a piece of cake.
One thing to bear in mind is that those fees mean that shows are actually slightly longer in the UK than in the US - there is no need for chopping out holes for the insertion of commercials.
The Auld Grump
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Kilkrazy wrote:When I was a young boy all my wargames were narratively based because I played with my toy soldiers and vehicles without the use of any rules.
The reason I bought rules and became a real wargamer was because I wanted a properly thought out structure to govern the action instead of just making things up as I went along. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/10/07 06:55:11
Subject: WTH? You need a license to watchTV?
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Anti-Armour Swiss Guard
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Oh, I know.
Adam Savage was chatting on his "untitled" podcast about how many different cuts there are of Mythbusters - because he gets copies of the Aussie releases of the dvds and he gets the US ones, and the Aussie and UK cuts are longer than the US ones.
They don't like showing goof ups on US tv, for some reason, and both Aussies and Brits like seeing TV people embarrass themselves on camera - it shows they are human, not idols to be worshipped.
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I'm OVER 50 (and so far over everyone's BS, too).
Old enough to know better, young enough to not give a ****.
That is not dead which can eternal lie ...
... and yet, with strange aeons, even death may die.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/10/07 07:20:59
Subject: Re:WTH? You need a license to watchTV?
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The Dread Evil Lord Varlak
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Yodhrin wrote:Yup, the BBC might have its flaws, and I firmly believe the license fee should be changed to be more progressive, either by replacing it with a tax-like construct(not government administered)
How do you impose a tax and not have government administer it?
And the most practical way of funding the BBC would just be for government to cover the revenue raised through the license out of consolidated revenue. Only charging people who owned a tv made sense when a large number of homes didn't have one, but these days very few homes don't own a tv, and so the whole thing just looks like an expensive way to raise money.
*And those people should be taxed 145 pounds for being annoying twits that like to tell everyone that they don't own a tv.
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“We may observe that the government in a civilized country is much more expensive than in a barbarous one; and when we say that one government is more expensive than another, it is the same as if we said that that one country is farther advanced in improvement than another. To say that the government is expensive and the people not oppressed is to say that the people are rich.”
Adam Smith, who must have been some kind of leftie or something. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/10/07 07:31:17
Subject: WTH? You need a license to watchTV?
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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The concept behind the licence fee is to allow the BBC to maintain itself at public expense without tax money from the government, thus making it independent of the party in power, and of advertisers.
This is partly successful since the government of the day always complains the BBC is biased against them (despite independent academic research showing the BBC is on the whole slightly pro-government). However, the licence fee comes up for review every few years, which creates a chance for the government to interfere.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/10/07 07:33:25
Subject: WTH? You need a license to watchTV?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I think I have seen it mention here, but is online access free of subscription? Germany has the fee per TV, but I think even computers count now since you can access the programming online.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/10/07 07:37:29
Subject: WTH? You need a license to watchTV?
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The Dread Evil Lord Varlak
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TheAuldGrump wrote:One thing to bear in mind is that those fees mean that shows are actually slightly longer in the UK than in the US - there is no need for chopping out holes for the insertion of commercials. Here in Oz on the commercial channels typically run an extra 30 seconds to a minute of ads in every half hour compared to the US. So when running US shows they'll cut out little bits here and there - remove establishing shots and things like that. For a while they would speed up film in bits where characters weren't talking, which was really distracting and couldn't possibly have saved that much time. Automatically Appended Next Post: Kilkrazy wrote:The concept behind the licence fee is to allow the BBC to maintain itself at public expense without tax money from the government, thus making it independent of the party in power, and of advertisers. This is partly successful since the government of the day always complains the BBC is biased against them (despite independent academic research showing the BBC is on the whole slightly pro-government). That mirrors our experience with the ABC exactly. Government always thinks the public broadcaster is picking on them. ABC is direct funded. However, the licence fee comes up for review every few years, which creates a chance for the government to interfere. That's the thing - government still gets to decide the level of funding. Just they do it without having to employ another little bureaucracy to administer another tax.
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“We may observe that the government in a civilized country is much more expensive than in a barbarous one; and when we say that one government is more expensive than another, it is the same as if we said that that one country is farther advanced in improvement than another. To say that the government is expensive and the people not oppressed is to say that the people are rich.”
Adam Smith, who must have been some kind of leftie or something. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/10/07 08:23:07
Subject: Re:WTH? You need a license to watchTV?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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sebster wrote: Yodhrin wrote:Yup, the BBC might have its flaws, and I firmly believe the license fee should be changed to be more progressive, either by replacing it with a tax-like construct(not government administered)
How do you impose a tax and not have government administer it?
And the most practical way of funding the BBC would just be for government to cover the revenue raised through the license out of consolidated revenue. Only charging people who owned a tv made sense when a large number of homes didn't have one, but these days very few homes don't own a tv, and so the whole thing just looks like an expensive way to raise money.
*And those people should be taxed 145 pounds for being annoying twits that like to tell everyone that they don't own a tv.
I don't know a single uni student with a TV that they use as anything more than a console screen.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/10/07 08:40:58
Subject: WTH? You need a license to watchTV?
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Renegade Inquisitor with a Bound Daemon
Tied and gagged in the back of your car
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There was a time, long ago, when it was used for Breaking Bad. Might get some use again when Madmen comes back.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/10/07 08:51:55
Subject: WTH? You need a license to watchTV?
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Contagious Dreadnought of Nurgle
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Kilkrazy wrote:Canadians are effectively British. There is a test.
1. What do the initials LBW stand for?
2. What is Marmite and do you like it?
3. I can't remember that one but if you pass 1 and 2 it doesn't matter.
If you fail, Canadians are honorary British anyway.
1 an explanation of the offside rule is also acceptable
3 is almost certainly something to do with tea.
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insaniak wrote:Sometimes, Exterminatus is the only option.
And sometimes, it's just a case of too much scotch combined with too many buttons... |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/10/07 09:06:17
Subject: WTH? You need a license to watchTV?
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Renegade Inquisitor with a Bound Daemon
Tied and gagged in the back of your car
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Steve steveson wrote: Kilkrazy wrote:Canadians are effectively British. There is a test.
1. What do the initials LBW stand for?
2. What is Marmite and do you like it?
3. I can't remember that one but if you pass 1 and 2 it doesn't matter.
If you fail, Canadians are honorary British anyway.
1 an explanation of the offside rule is also acceptable
I'm going to be disappointing a lot of people throughout my life, aren't I?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/10/07 09:46:19
Subject: WTH? You need a license to watchTV?
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Contagious Dreadnought of Nurgle
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Kilkrazy wrote:
This is partly successful since the government of the day always complains the BBC is biased against them (despite independent academic research showing the BBC is on the whole slightly pro-government). However, the licence fee comes up for review every few years, which creates a chance for the government to interfere.
To be fair and balanced  the party in opposition also claims the same.
And if you take a look at the posts on the comments the public agrees. It is not uncommon to see the BBC being accused of being part of the lefty liberal media and the right wing establishment over the same thing. Automatically Appended Next Post: Fafnir wrote:
I'm going to be disappointing a lot of people throughout my life, aren't I?
We are all active adult members of a wargaming website. It goes without saying.
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insaniak wrote:Sometimes, Exterminatus is the only option.
And sometimes, it's just a case of too much scotch combined with too many buttons... |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/10/07 11:31:47
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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AlmightyWalrus wrote:welshhoppo wrote:Thats because it often takes a British person to understand a British programme. So there really isn't much point showing it outside the UK.
Top Gear's been doing pretty well here in Sweden, and BBC Entertainment generally has better stuff than the Swedish equivalent, at least in my opinion.
I agree. I used to watch BBCAmerica all the time when I had cable. It often had something worth watching on. Though saying that, Im still glad I got rid of cable TV altogether. I dont miss it at all and I find myself getting things done rather than sitting infront of the tv
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/10/07 13:00:30
Subject: WTH? You need a license to watchTV?
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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d-usa wrote:I think I have seen it mention here, but is online access free of subscription? Germany has the fee per TV, but I think even computers count now since you can access the programming online.
It's only if you watch live tv. So if you stream it or you watch it from a tv then you have to pay. If you watch it from an on-demand service like Iplayer or 40D then it's fine.
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/10/07 13:06:41
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Dakka Veteran
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Steve steveson wrote:
And if you take a look at the posts on the comments the public agrees. It is not uncommon to see the BBC being accused of being part of the lefty liberal media and the right wing establishment over the same thing.
I don't think it's really debatable that the BBC has a pro-multiculturalist agenda. The ratio of ethnic minorities on BBC news reports is about 3 to 5 times that found in general population.
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