I'm always happy to see the great satan and it's Zionist lackey suffer!

Workers of the world unite!!!
This is playing into Britain's hands - China and America will wipe each other out, and Britain will reconquer the world again!
Seriously, though, if the USA does go up in flames, steps should be made to ensure the survival of Krispy Kreme donuts and Snyder's pretzels. And those crispy mars bar things. Those are the only things I can think off that America has done to advance human civilization!!
And that barbecue sauce - we must preserve that!!