streamdragon wrote:
PrehistoricUFO wrote:
Ouze wrote:I had food poisoning once, so I can merely snicker, rather than laugh. But terrific twist.
I've been food poisoned before. For anyone who hasn't, imaging throwing up like every 20 minutes. You are constantly drinking because you are
absolutely thirsty from the purging, and the vomiting happens so frequently you practically just stay in the bathroom and the actual act becomes so casual you don't even really heave anymore, you just sort of - stream from the mouth silently.
A bad chicken sandwhich gave me food poisoning once that hit me like a mac truck. Feeling fine, feeling fine, BOOM, why is it so hot in here?
I basically turned on the shower and laid down. It was easier than trying to move; the constant blasts from both ends left me so dehydrated I was on the verge of passing out.
I had samonila once from undercooked chicken from a Jack in the Box. Imagine what you describe, but for a week straight. Toward the end I was genuinely wondering if I was going to die.
If you ever want to lose 10+ lbs in a week, that's the way to do it.