Chaos is corrupting me IRL!

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**techsoldaten**

Blackhair Duckshape wrote:
Since I began my CSM army I've:

- Started listening to excessively loud music.
- Started enjoying the pain I get from pushing myself too far in the gym.
- Started playing murder obsessed bruisers in everything from DnD to Bravely Default.
- Started cutting myself and applying the blood in and on my models.
- Started being a duplicitous dick.
- Started picking my nose.

Has anyone else gone through this, any tips?

I'm seriously worried here.

It gets worse. Within a few months you will be:

- Enjoying the scent of your own farts
- Growing nose hair out long enough to consider it a tentacle
- Eating calf brains
- Scribbling in bathroom stalls with magic marker
- Gluing together models in crazy combinations and calling them conversions
- Getting on Dakka to complain endlessly about your Codex

**PapaSoul**

techsoldaten wrote:

- Getting on Dakka to complain endlessly about your Codex

Winner.

**Bludbaff**

jasper76 wrote:
We had a dude in our gaming club who got all the chaos icons tattooed on his elbows and knees. It was hard to get him to play anything but 40k.

FWIW they were well done tattoos

I hope, for that guy's sake, he never runs into any Russian mafia, because they might decide he was biting their style.

**the shrouded lord**

Stormphoenix wrote:
You are reminding me of the mentally ill kid who turned up at my local GW with a nurgle army with banners made of dead skin he shaved off his feet.

*shudders*