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[Post New] 2015/03/05 23:23:40
    Subject: So who else is snowed in?
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Made in ca
Evasive Pleasureseeker



Lost in a blizzard, somewhere near Toronto

 Happyjew wrote:
60° F: Arizonans shiver uncontrollably; people in Toronto are still sunbathing.
50° F: Californians try to turn on the heat; people in Toronto plant gardens.
40° F: Italian sports cars won’t start; people in Toronto drive with the windows down.
32° F: Distilled water freezes; Lake Erie water gets thicker.
20° F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and wool hats; people in Toronto throw on a light jacket.
15° F: People in Toronto have the last cookout before it gets cold.
0° F: All the people in Phoenix die. Torontonians close the windows.
10° below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico . The Girl Scouts in Toronto are selling Maple cream cookies door to door.
25° below zero: Hollywood disintegrates; people in Toronto get out their winter coats.
40° below zero: Washington, DC runs out of hot air; people in Toronto let the dogs sleep indoors.
100° below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Torontonians get frustrated and call in the army to shovel snow.
460° below zero: All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale); people in Toronto start saying, “Cold enough for ya?”
500° below zero: Hell freezes over. The Maple Leafs make the play-offs!


Fixed that for you!
 
   
[Post New] 2015/03/06 00:28:42
    Subject: So who else is snowed in?
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Made in us
Powerful Phoenix Lord





Buffalo, NY

Experiment 626 wrote:
 Happyjew wrote:
60° F: Arizonans shiver uncontrollably; people in Toronto are still sunbathing.
50° F: Californians try to turn on the heat; people in Toronto plant gardens.
40° F: Italian sports cars won’t start; people in Toronto drive with the windows down.
32° F: Distilled water freezes; Lake Erie water gets thicker.
20° F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and wool hats; people in Toronto throw on a light jacket.
15° F: People in Toronto have the last cookout before it gets cold.
0° F: All the people in Phoenix die. Torontonians close the windows.
10° below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico . The Girl Scouts in Toronto are selling Maple cream cookies door to door.
25° below zero: Hollywood disintegrates; people in Toronto get out their winter coats.
40° below zero: Washington, DC runs out of hot air; people in Toronto let the dogs sleep indoors.
100° below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Torontonians get frustrated and call in the army to shovel snow.
460° below zero: All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale); people in Toronto start saying, “Cold enough for ya?”
500° below zero: Hell freezes over. The Maple Leafs make the play-offs!


Fixed that for you!


Come on, we all know that Buffalo is Canada for people who don't want to actually live in Canada.
Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
Orks always ride in single file to hide their strength and numbers.
Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler, and Lord of the Sebouillia 
   
[Post New] 2015/03/06 22:24:15
    Subject: So who else is snowed in?
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Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Burtucky, Michigan

No no no that's Wisconsin
   
 
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