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I'm not sure you know what Plot Armour is.

I know plot armour is, I was just trying a joke
It's where GW won't let something happen because it'll affect their plot in a way they don't like, right?

Because it's warhammer 40,000 and there is only war.

It's not MLP firiendship is heresy.

A game where everyone is friends really isn't a WARgame. It's a hippy communal love-in.

 chromedog wrote:
Because it's warhammer 40,000 and there is only war.

It's not MLP firiendship is heresy.

A game where everyone is friends really isn't a WARgame. It's a hippy communal love-in.

Psh.

Friends can still crush the armies of friends into a fine paste. We've already established that that's just how orks roll!

Warhammer 40k: Hugs+Bombs

Kharne the Befriender wrote:
I know plot armour is, I was just trying a joke
It's where GW won't let something happen because it'll affect their plot in a way they don't like, right?

Ah.

For reference, here's what it probably looks like:

2+ // 2++ // FnP 2+ // IWND 2+ // Eternal Warrior // Revive // Really Tuff

Revive: When this model loses it's last Wound, at the start of the controlling player's next turn, roll a D6. On a 2+ this model regains its last wound.
Really Tuff: This model is immune to attacks of Strength 4 or less.

Lol, if they had a model like that. I'm sure it would be made of extra sharp cheddar

Because the IoM has not been let into the secret that the Emperor doesn't exist, and never did.

The emperor is secretly a C'tan shard

Oh Deceiver, you tricked us again....
*Insert Laugh Track*

Well, they are both golden, really powerful, and can be killed....
By the Silent King!

Friendship is for the weak!!
An open mind is like a castle unbarred and unguarded.

Your hopes of befriending foul daemons and impure xenos is downright heretical.

SUFFER NOT THE UNCLEAN TO LIVE

*turns eternal crusade in direction of the OP*

*destroys last posters fleet with a tsunami of rapid fire Gauss*

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
Because we want to keep all the neat hats for ourselves.
Can you imagine how ridiculous it'd look of the Tau got hold of them?

BRB glueing hats to Tau.

Don't forget the canes

Because ENEMIES! WE NEED ENEMIES!

WHY AREN'T WE KILLING YET?

OK, go kill something

*stabs a passing xenos*

*Incinerates passing Guard regiment*