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Chuck Norris became the God-Emperor after he gave up his beard.

Until the day his beard is found, and returned to his face, he shall sit immobile upon his throne. But when it once again adorns his face, then he shall rise!

It would be fun to say "who is the Chuck Norris of each army?" For Tau I submit Aun Shi. Dude single handed killed like a 1000 orks by standing in a doorway with a "ceremonial" stick the day before he was supposed to retire. He was found by the reinforcements covered in blood on top of a mound of ork carcasses still clutching said ceremonial staff. He then had his retirement revoked so that he could do more of the same but consequently became not only the only Tau ever outside of a crisis suit with any hand to hand combat cred but also the only Ethereal that anyone actually likes when not being influenced by calming pheromones.

Sly Marbo facts:

Sly Marbo is never added to an army. Army lists are added to Sly Marbo.

Sly Marbo does not sleep, he waits.

Sly Marbo has two speeds, Stalk and Exterminatus.

Sly Marbo is the Shadow in the Warp; the Tyranids are trying to get away.

Sly Marbo destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Horus is said to have killed Sanguinius because the Angel was tired from battle. That battle was losing an arm wrestling match with Sly Marbo.

Sly Marbo doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.

Sly Marbo took a stroll through the Gardens of Nurgle, it became disease free after he left.

Sly Marbo really loves kittens and puppies. He thinks they're best served rare.

Roboute Guilliman weeps every day in his stasis field for he can never be Sly Marbo.

Sly Marbo never washes. Dirt is too afraid to touch him.

It is said that Sly Marbo's tears can bring back the emperor. Sadly, Marbo never has cried and never will.

Sly Marbo knows where in the galaxy Leman Russ is, but he won't tell because he doesn't want anyone to find the body.

Sly Marbo once almost made a Chuck Norris joke, but then didn't because Chuck Norris jokes aren't funny.

 Wyzilla wrote:

 Bobthehero wrote:
That's fine

I was talking about Wyzilla and Norton.

How's being tired of an endless meme that is well over a decade old meme that was never fun to begin with and endlessly spouted by children in middle school years and years ago without a grasp of humor "edgy"? It's a godawful meme that was never funny to begin with and at the very least needs to crawl to some lonely forum like /b and stay there.

I don't think you've ever been on /b/